I didn’t write a recap for last episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta because the flu had me murked! But I’m back! This episode still got us talmbout Kenya and her non-relationship with Walter but I’ma let her cook. Until I get to that part. Then I’ma talk about how embarrassed I am for her.
We Meet Bri’Asia – Nene and Gregg are at home when Bryson shows up with his new daughter, Bri’Asia and she is adorable! Just round, chubby and chocolate. Just the cutest. Even if her name has an unnecessary apostrophe. She’s still the cutest.
Nene sits Bryson down and she and Gregg have a “you need to get your life together” chat with him. Bryson says he doesn’t plan on getting married at all and his mama tells him “Then you don’t need to have anymore children.” Welp, Nene! I’m loving the Leakes this season!
Riley’s Relationship Shade – Kandi and Todd are in the kitchen with her adorable daughter, Riley. The topic is about Todd, and Riley lets it be known that she wasn’t so sure about him in the beginning. She says” Right when you started dating him, a month later he’s in my house.” LMAO Riley just READ. And then she says she didn’t think the relationship would last because the rest of Kandi’s didn’t. WELL DAMB!!! This little smart mouth child!
Kenya’s Brunch With Aunty Sisqo – I’m sorry but Kenya’s aunt’s hair reminds me of Sisqo’s. Or a skinny Luenell. But I like her. Anywho, she meets up with her and they talk about Walter. Lori says she likes Walter, but it doesn’t matter because we all know Walter doesn’t like Kenya.
So she tells her about how Walter has been acting weird. And one day, he got in the shower while she was in it, washed himself, didn’t look at her and got out. By the time she was done, he was asleep. On some “Oh your naked body does nothing for me steeze.” Aawwww. Walter gon need to just put on an “I’m not that into you” t-shirt for Kenya to get it.
Shopping with Porsha – Kandi and Porsha go shopping for home decoration, because the Steward crib is DECKED OUT! When asked how she decides on interior design stuff, Porsha says her approach on decorating is to “pick what you like and just buy it.” Of course it is. When you’re not the person working for the money you’re spending, you ball out of control. Meanwhile, Kandi’s like uh uh. I work for my coins. We also find out that the Stewarts have no pre-nup. Kordell’s love is blind and lacks business acumen. Chile…
Glamma Shopping with Bri’Asia – Nene and Cynthia take baby Bri shopping. Nene asks that her title not be Grandma but “Glam-ma” since she’ll be keeping her glammed up. It’s cute seeing Nene as a doting meemaw though.
Kenya’s Greasy Shoot – Kenya shows up to a boxing studio looking greasy like she just bathed in oil and forget to towel dry. I thought she had just finished working out but alas. That was actually her skin being oily. She was there for a photoshoot and Kandi showed up to lend her support, while bearing gift of Bedroom Kandi. She figured Kenya would need it since it seemed Walter wasn’t getting her some. She’s so thoughtful.
Prepping for the Move – Nene’s temporarily moving to LA so she’s prepping for the move and talking with Gregg about it. Mr. Leakes has surprised her by making mimosas and putting them in their wedding glasses. My man is definitely doing his best to win her heart back. As they chat, Nene gets a call that the house she wanted on Hollywood Hills is hers! And her next door neighbor will be folks like Tyler Perry. Bet she gon be Madea’s double in the next movie. BET.
Nene’s Going Away, Kenya’s Nuts – Cynthia puts together a going away celebration for Nene at her house and invites the whole gang over, husbands included. Kenya shows up without Walter and Phaedra blesses us with “I’m not surprised Kenya isn’t here with Walter. He seems to enjoy the company of our husbands more than hers.” SPEAK THE TRUTH, AUNTIE PHAE! Lolll I love her so murch.
As they’re sitting around, Kenya opens her mouth to say that she gets mistaken for Beyoncé everyday. Wayment. You mean Knowles??? There MUST be another Bey because that surely can’t be the one.
Kenya, girl. The only way you look like Beyonce is if Beyonce looked like a pretty version of Wesley Snipes in To Wong Foo. I need you to stop. Then Cynthia says “If Kenya thinks she looks so much like Beyonce, why can’t she get her man to put a ring on it?” Best thing Cynthia EVER said. EVER. YES! Chile, Kenya needs some medication for her delusions.
Kenya Caught Nothing – Kenya figures that since Walter likes fishing, if she takes him then they will bond and talk about their issues. WRONG! Moesha’s daddy still ain’t gon want you, girl. As they fish by standing on some grass (O__O) Kenya threw something in the water and asked Walter to get it. He basically told her NAWL because he didn’t wanna get his UGLASS white Gucci sneakers dirty. Who fishes in brand new white sneakers? Frank Walter.
She’s asking him all types of questions about their relationship and his attraction to her and he looks like he couldn’t possibly give less of a damb. Kenya stays fishing for the wrong shit. Compliments from Walter, rings that’ll never come… THIS MAN DOES NOT WANT YOU, GIRL!!! TAKE YOUR SASH AND 20 YEAR OLD TITLE AND FIND SOMEONE WHO DOES!
The conversation shoulda ended with “Ok we’re done. We’re over. We’re breaking up.” Someone needed to utter those words. Instead, Kenya huffs and puffs away as Walter says “you ain’t even catch nothing.”
I’ont care if this relationship is fake. The fact that Kenya is willing to be embarrassed like this publicly is a shame and a mess. That child’s #selfofsteam is lower than a basement pipe. I need her to do better.
So whatcha’ll think? Did you feel slightly bad for Kenya?