About Lil Kim Now Looking Like Mulan…
Let’s talk about it. Really. Every time I see a picture of Lil Kim, I hit an internal *wall slide*. And sometimes ask myself “What is that?”
Lil Kim ain’t fighting for nobody’s honor. WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE AN ASIAN CARTOON??? She used to be a Black woman! *throws my house shoe* I am unable to deal with what she’s become. If Mulan was to grow up, move out of China and learn how to put on some TERRIBLE makeup, she’d be Lil Kim. Thankfully, that wasn’t Disney’s dream for her.
Chile. Seriously. What is the deal? Body dysmorphic disorder has to be at play here. Who has a fresh copy of the DSM-IV for us to look up because there’s more than vanity going on. She must see something the rest of us don’t. How does she look at herself in the mirror and go “YES, BITCH! THIS NEW FACE IS WERKING!” Because it is not. Not one bit. Not even an Iota of a bit.
The crazy thing is Ol’ Lil Kim was FAHN. She was SO. PRETTY. “Crush on You” Kim had women everywhere thinking they too could look cute in neon green, blue and red wigs. They couldn’t. But she had us all fooled because she looked cute in one.
Look at Kimberly. JUST LOOK! Adorabo! Damb.
Where have we gone wrong, society? What part have we played in this? Kim is about 25 surgeries too many and she seems to keep going. Because every picture I see of her is of a new face that is unfamiliar from the last one.
Her surgeon is also a haterbish. He doesn’t want good thing for her. At what point do you tell someone that your calendar is full until 2015 and you can’t fit her in for one more cheek implant? And why is she like 10 shades lighter than she used to be. Kimberly Jones was a brown-skinned girl in 1995. In 2013, she’s an ashy shade of “I’m lost” Eggshell. I don’t understand.
My goodness! Kim is looking so ridiculous lately that you just KNOW she’s playing a joke on all of us. She gotta be. Walking around like it’s Halloween all year round.
Chile… WHAT?!? Someone just go plant her in the Jersey Shore.
Where are her friends? Is no one in her life concerned? I haz questions and no answers! Whatcha’ll got?
Edit: I had to come back to include this comment.
“Lil Kim gone be mad when she get to heaven and Biggie don’t recognize her. #ijs” – @BridgetVirtue3. I. HOLLERED.