Because This Lion Deserves Shine and You Know It!

[ 34 ] February 4, 2013 |

The next time you think you’re having a good hair day, take a second. And look at yourself in the mirror. And ask if you measure up to this glorious mane below.

Bitch Pride Lion Hair is Laid

Is YOUR hair laid like poetry? Is it fried, dyed and LAIDT to every side it needs to be like this lion? Mufasa went to the Dominicans to get that GOOD wash, blowdry and press and I am here for EVERY bit of it. Looking like he used that olive oil and shea butter hot oil treatment beforehand. And then deep conditioned. Coif looking lustrous and luxurious. WERK.

Hair is LAIDT like Hakuna Matata. YES GAWD!

Some people’s coifs aspire to this level of LAY-ABILITY but few can reach it. Simba’s daddy said “Look. Your struggles ain’t mine. And I will dwell in the shop. 7 days a week.”

I wanted to give this lion shine. Like whatever juices and berries he used gave to his mane. Look at Mother Nature. Your good hair day could NEVER.

iLive. And you do too. You gotta pay ALL the amish to this lion for this beautiful mane. Get into it.

So whatchu think? Did Mufasa give you follicular glory or what?

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  1. natasha says:


  2. Charlotte says:

    I just FELL OUT. That hair is laidt like the circle of life!

  3. KayMonique says:

    I live!!!!

  4. The Kid says:

    Hakuna Matata, its a wonderful hair day. That lion’s hair is laidt like a $20 dollar hooker on a Friday night.

  5. Helen Renee says:

    He is looking READY! other lions don’t even try nothing on him. Like , “Naw… That’s Smoothfasa’s lioness. I’m good.”
    He makes me wanna get up and grab some V05 hot oil and change my life.

    Made my whole day!

  6. Helen Renee says:

    You know he just lives his life through a series of slow motion hair swings.

  7. TJ says:

    My sister sent this pic to me last night with the caption “Leyonce.” Lmao.

  8. Jabari says:

    Uh uh! LIKE PRIDE, BABY!!!!!! Luvvie, please go comfort my mama cause I’s is dead, chile!!!!!!! I’S IS DEADT!!!!!

  9. TeeNikki says:

    And came back fron the hunt and flicked his hair like “AND what!!” as if fell back into place LMBO

  10. Lawdie B, lawdie B….I needed this laugh.

  11. KDS says:

    I’m DONE!!!!!! His hair looks better than mine!?!

  12. mrsd1106 says:

    See now I gotta rebuke you cause neither the good Lord nor the dark prince can be happy with how many souls you slaying on dis chere blog!

  13. Jennifer Powe says:

    Luvvie! This is so me when I walk outta that salon. Can’t tell me nothing.

  14. Aisha J says:

    Chile….your problems ain’t mine. Imma dwell in the shop twenty fo sebin! Lord! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

  15. JoeBeau says:

    Smoothfasa doesn’t even have to hunt or lurk in hiding. He stands tall and proud in the Savannah until a gazelle or water buffalo sees him, and the prey simply succumbs to a glorious death at the hands of the gawds of fabulousness.

    It almost worked on me all the way over here in America.

  16. Kenkad says:

    Real tears being shed ova here. Thanks

  17. Kenya says:

    I hope u plan on giving Funky Dineva and Tamar Braxton props for the swag jack. I’m amazed, this was so pressed yet so incredibly POINTLESS.

  18. SheWrites80 says:

    Luvvie I love you. I think this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

  19. Gayle says:

    I’ve just fired my hairsytlist cuz I NEVAH had hair like dat!!!!! That piece at the top that appears to be floating has me contemplating doing a big chop and just starting ovah…….hide the clippers please

  20. MarvyMds says:

    I can accept that his hair is laidt all to be dayumned, but does he need to look so smug about it? That is what’s killing me.

  21. To the King of the Jungle be the glory!!! Laidt like a miracle on Easter morning!!! lol

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