Old White Folks Rapping For Jesus
You know? The internet is truly the Den of Iniquity. When I was sent the link of the video below, the moment I pressed play, I realized I shoulda just walked away. Because. For reasons. Just watch.
*faints* Iunno if this is real or not but West Dubuque 2nd Church of Christ is fool of ratchet ass geriatrics.
Gramps got up there spitting his bars talmbout “All the other MCs I wish them well but if you’re living in sin you’ll burn in hell.” SIR. You just gon go straight to wishing folks go to the pits of Beezlebub’s VIP section with no chill? Lawd, old people.
AND THEN… Mary Sue just popped up outta nowhere like one of those wack it games at Chuck E. Cheese’s to tell us how Jesus Christ is her “nigga.” And then proceeded to tell people to kiss her ass if they don’t believe in the niggadom of Christ. I am unable to handle any of these people.
COME GET GRANNY! “I don’t blaspheme, I don’t brag, I don’t cuss, and my pants don’t sag.” What does sagging pants have to do with the price of tea in China, Mary??? TELL ME!
“Jesus Christ is my nigga.
Nigga’s light shine through ya? (Or did they say “Let his light shine through ya”)
Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say “HALLELUYAH!”
He’s an honest peace-loving nigga like me.”
Chile, I am unable. I know we’ve been asking y’all to recognize that Jesus wasn’t blond hair blue-eyed but y’all don relegated my God to a nigga, doe? I mean… LAWDDD!!!
After watching this, I asked Jesus to take the wheel and He said “Nawl, my child. I’m on foot this week. My license got suspended.” CHILE! Holy Pedestrian Jesus in them Air Christ sandals, save us all.
Also, remember when the NAACP tried to bury the word “Nigga” and no one listened? Well, this video coulda helped their cause.