We Don’t Believe You. You Need More People on April Fools Day
Today is April 1 and I must say that I’m not a fan of the day. People take it upon themselves to let their inner FOOLS come out and call it “pranking.” iSweahfoLAWD some people play too gahtdamb much on April Fool’s. Some pranks ain’t even funny. They’re just evil.
All those who commemorate the day by pranking their parents by telling them they’re pregnant (and unstable), that will you just got written out of is legally binding past the 1st. Try it if you want to but ummm… don’t be mad when they leave you with 1 toothbrush and your childhood pictures.
For all those men who may be tryna prank their girlfriends and fake propose, remember that the kick to your gonads when you say “April Fools! I was just kidding” is gon feel very real. Your balls ain’t gon get the joke. Also, you’re an ultimate douchebag if you fake propose.
And if you’re an evil bastid who wants to play today by saying someone died, I wish you a plague of Nicki Minaj stan vidjos to assault your sensibilities. Ain’t nothing funny about that. Go sat alllll the way down.
I’m looking forward to seeing all the people in my Facebook newsfeeds who’ll put up fake diamonds and whatnots. Ain’t NOBODY gon get a “Like” on their news today.
Please don’t announce your engagement, new baby, new wig or arrest in the next two days. We won’t believe you and we will request that you gather more people.
If anyone has something important to tell me, they should refrain from doing it within the next couple of days. Otherwise, they will get the Ron Swanson face.
Call me a spoil sport or wet blanket but I wants no parts of the pranks on this day. April Fools jokes seldom end with BOTH parties finding it funny. Ha ha hayell. Some folks get traumatized with jokes that went too far.
Are any of y’all big pranksters? If so, are you planning on playing a joke today? Am I the only one who wants no parts of April Fools Day?