Kanye, the Pole that Assaulted Him and the Tantrum
I know I’ve been talmbout Kanye West and Kim Kardashian a lot but it’s because they keep doing unintentionally hilarious things. Like dressing like couches and looking miserable. Well yesterday, Ye and Kim were headed to a restaurant and were clearly in no mood for paparazzi so they walked with their heads downs. And then… just watch.
Our homeboy hit a pole that was minding its business so hard that the CLANG sound reverberated for seconds. It was the sound heard around the world. And I cackled. I am terrible but this was hilarity. Especially since the sign said “watch for pedestrians.” It shoulda said “Watch for Kanye.”
He had to stand there and get his wits back as Kim (and her church bazaar lace coat with Celie braids) tries to comfort him. It was like the time Peter Griffin hurt himself by the mailbox and spent 45 seconds going “Aaahhhhhh…” HA!
And Kanye’s first reaction after his ears stopped ringing was to jump at the paparazzi for trying to take his picture. Sir, you shoulda been looking where you were going.
He only barked a little though and him and Kim walked into the restaurant. But Kanye must have realized how truly hurt his feelings were because he came back out to really get froggy with the photographers. He ended up coming for one who wasn’t even there for his original pole accident. Watch below:
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You can tell Kanye’s feelings were EXTRA hurt because this is clearly a butthurt reflex. It’s like getting a papercut and being mad at the piece of paper. This tantrum of his…Chile, ok. Bless his heart. He just wanted someone else to feel as bad as he did at the moment.
Kanye must be mad because he got on all that leather in that heat. Ain’t nobody ask him to put on non-breathable fabric in 90 degrees. And those tight pants of his prolly cutting off all types of circulation. He better get his life.
RIP to Kanye West’s dignity, doe. Gone too soon. You will be missed. Death by collision with pole. *pours out a lil moscato*
The man needs some renewed joy in his life. He ain’t been right since Donda passed and I just wanna hug him tight. Hopefully, this baby will bring some light to his life so he can stop looking like someone stole his favorite pleather pants ALLATAHM.
Am I terrible for laughing? What do you think Kanye gotta do to get his life together?
Edit: Because the internet is the worst and best, someone created this graphic and I laughed so hard I hiccuped.