The Met Gala that Anna Wintour throws every year is THE event for the Who’s Who of Hollywood and Fashion. It also happens to be one where everyone tries their hardest to be fashionable. This year’s theme was “Punk” and folk were supposed to interpret that to mean whatever they thought it meant and I can’t help but think they overheard it as “tacky.” There were just so many fashion fails in the house.
Kim Kardashian’s outfit was the biggest fail of the evening.
She came dressed as everyone’s grandma’s couch. You know the one that she likes to protect with the plastic cover in the living room no one uses? Yes, that one. AND she’s dressed like every rose that has its thorn. It’s like her dress is paying AMISH to a bouquet as it wilts. I be tryna root for Kim K but she’ont wanna win. Anna Wintour FINALLY let her come and this is what she did with her debut. NAWL!
And the fact that she has gloves of the same print on. Are the gloves attached to the dress? Why does it look like the dress is swallowing her whole, and only her head is left? Chile…
KIMBERLY KARDASHIAN!!! You as wide as ALL outside rocking the busiest floral print EVER. Who told you? Was it Kanye? Lawd. I JUST wrote a post defending Kim’s honor last week. Here she is shaming me. Damb you, Kris’ daughter. *shakes fists* I really wanna shake Kim’s shoulders and yell in my Tyra voice “WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!”
That dress is just loud as shit. Got my light bill going sky high. GAHT! I just cannot imagine someone bringing this dress over and Kim thinking it was cute. Because if I saw this on a hanger, I’d be all “That’s gon make a really nice living room set.” But nah. Your girl, Kim thought it’d be a great dress. She is Queen Bad Decisions.
Also, can we talk about Kanye’s creeper look? It makes me uncomfortabo.
Meanwhile, look at your boy, Andre Leon Talley.
Andre is rocking 10 yards of curtain and I’m wondering why. I get that the man is a fashion icon but why did he leave the house rocking the finest in window drapes? No ma’am. No sir. No knight.
Also, get into the face of the sister with the afro behind the desk. She is looking like “I am ready to GO!” HA!
And the Queen of New Twerking, Miley Cyrus woulda been aight had she not come looking like she needs the outlets in her house childproofed.
Pic: Getty Images
What is up with the hair that is clearly electrocution chic? I don’t underdig. Chile.
Another thing I don’t understand is why Psy insists on shopping at Forever21.
This jacket is what happens when you throw a 85% Polyurethane, 10% spandex and 5% lycra blazer in the washer. It shrinks. Also, I want him to Gangnam Style his ass into a seat and go away. Ugh.
Anywho, 4hese are just 3 of the messes from yesterday’s gala. Only like 3 people came looking fierce and they were Nicole Ritchie, Anja Rubik, Anne Hathaway. Everyone else looked confused and odd, and not in the good way. Claire of The Fashion Bomb did a round up of the looks so yall can go check out what I mean there.
So whatcha’ll think of these alphets? And Kim… *deep sigh* iCan’t with her. Bye.
Category: Famous folks