Whose is this?

Whose Unicorn Tupac Tattoo is This?

Sometimes, people wanna get inked up and they cannot decide what to get. So they figure why not get five tattoos in one? That had to be what the person with the tat below did.

Unicorn Tupac

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So… unicorn Tupac is busting out of this person’s arm, serving “you see me” realness and attitude, as pixie dust surrounds it and some blood droplets ooze out the wound. I don’t… but so.. WUT?!? What is this? I don’t know what is going on here or the concept.

Any ONE of those things I just mentioned woulda been enough for a tattoo. But ALL of them together is overkill. Talk about doing the most with the absolute least. “What do you want to get inked today?” “EVERYTHING!” O_o

Why is Tupac a unicorn? Is that what happens when rappers go to gangster’s paradise in the sky? Do they become thug unicorns? And those two measly drops of blood. Were they necessary? Plus, is Tupicorn (tupac and unicorn) being borne from inside the person with the tattoo? How did he get in there? I have so many questions regarding the logic of this ink that I just need to sit down and realize there are no answers or logic to be found here. People try so hard to be deep.

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I must also mention the tattoo artist’s attempted attention to detail, making sure he/she captured Tupac’s tattoos on this tattoo. And they’re in red ink for some reason.

This is one of the dumbest tattoos I’ve ever seen. And the fact that someone is walking around with this permanent epitome of fail is just a mess.

But I do ask. Whose Tupicorn tattoo is this? Tell your cousins to get their lives right.

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51 Comments

  1. May 29, 2013 at 1:11 pm — Reply

    I almost threw up my lunch from looking at this foolery.

    • Natasha Babushka
      June 15, 2013 at 5:58 pm — Reply

      ebony,

      i bet you have cousins, who got tattoos from their cousin (scratchers) that really suck. go worry about your cousins tattoos and leave tupac alone. you and most of these posters were probably in diapers when he was around anyway, what the hell do you know.

      :)

  2. Brenda Hamilton
    May 29, 2013 at 1:12 pm — Reply

    Ah-hahahahahaha!!!!! ×_× Dead @ “Tupicorn” and you made me spit coffee all over my computer…. I cant. LMAO!!!!!

  3. May 29, 2013 at 1:12 pm — Reply

    I thought the link said “dragon tattoo”. Then I clicked.

    WHAT IN THE UNHOLY RAPPERS HELL???

    You slayed me with Tupicorn.

    • July 9, 2014 at 1:44 pm — Reply

      Unholy rappers hell, lmao.

  4. JazzT
    May 29, 2013 at 1:16 pm — Reply

    Brenda’s got a baby UniPac. Ain’t nobody hear for it.

  5. Brittni
    May 29, 2013 at 1:20 pm — Reply

    Well, aren’t we judgemental :-|

    I’d planned to send in a picture of mystery ink (with Obama as Santa Claus, 2 Chainz as the Easter Bunny and Amanda Bynes as Baby New Year) but apparently SOMEBODY can’t appreciate art.

    Good day to you, ma’am!

    • Brittni
      May 29, 2013 at 1:24 pm — Reply

      See what happens when I get too silly?! Can’t even write “my new ink” without a typo.

      Not my fault, that Tunicorn got me all mixed up!

      • ToneNotTony
        May 29, 2013 at 4:55 pm — Reply

        Nope… You had it right with “mystery ink”.

  6. KemaB
    May 29, 2013 at 1:28 pm — Reply

    @________________@ this is why we can’t have nice things.

  7. CandyDaggers
    May 29, 2013 at 1:41 pm — Reply

    So I thought those “droplets” were unicorn tears… You know.. because they are magic. Those are some fly ass hooves though.

    • vanitaapplebum
      May 29, 2013 at 2:16 pm — Reply

      Thug Life + Unicorn Tears = Tupicorn tears.

      *puts self in time out*

    • Tanya
      May 30, 2013 at 4:49 pm — Reply

      Yes!!!!! exactly what i thought…unicorn tears!

  8. CaliGirlED
    May 29, 2013 at 2:04 pm — Reply

    Ok so……no words! But I too have a couple of questions.
    1) Whose picture is that above and to the left of Tupicorn?
    2) For the because what how come why was this done???

  9. Shawty Do Wop
    May 29, 2013 at 2:09 pm — Reply

    you know, maybe, its a by product of our imagination since unicorns arent real. but i gots questions….why is there a bunny (cat?) on the shoulder? and why is this dangerously close to what looks like could be someone’s face? i am concerned. i am troubled. i am frightened. maybe i will count Tupicorns instead of sheep tonight…

  10. vanitaapplebum
    May 29, 2013 at 2:11 pm — Reply

    Tupicorn!

    *spits out purple drank on the keyboard*

    Danggone you Luvvie!! Imma be saying this for the rest of the week.

  11. Jenny G
    May 29, 2013 at 2:11 pm — Reply

    Why, for the love of all that is holy, WHY?!

    Also, Tupicorn…bwahahaha!

  12. MrsB
    May 29, 2013 at 2:11 pm — Reply

    I busted out in a straight ugly cry over this right here! First of all iQuit after Tupicorn and I’m still trying to gather myself together.

    Second of all I somehow get the feeling that Tupac’s tattoos were some bootleg blue ink tattoos that this person had previously (u know the ones that they draw on their skin and then stab it with a needle O__o)

  13. Jea
    May 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm — Reply

    See…I thought this was a tattoo of Chris Bosh in his natural state, you know before they sent him to Earth & gave him legs. Now that I know it’s supposed to be a Tupicorn this tat sucks.

    • kddink22
      June 14, 2013 at 3:50 pm — Reply

      Nope. I Can’t. Going to shut down my computer now, the day is done. Chris Bosh though? Well played.

  14. Hmmmm. I’m gon’ have to say no to that. He could have just did Pac and left it at that!!!

  15. ChicagoGurl
    May 29, 2013 at 2:56 pm — Reply

    They shouldn’t have never gave these fools tattoo guns and ink smh

    • rot
      June 15, 2013 at 9:15 am — Reply

      they shouldn’t never had got dun given you something to murder english with

      • ND
        July 9, 2014 at 3:54 pm — Reply

        @rot

        It’s a play on a line in Dave Chappelle’s “Rick James” skit!

  16. May 29, 2013 at 3:37 pm — Reply

    Right around the corner from the Tupicorn tattoo is a Frankenstein tattoo. So whoever this is decided some random tats would be appealing. I just…I am, as Luvvie would say, unable to can…

    I would not be surprised if this special person had a Pooty Tang tat on his (or her) lower back, or some other random mess.

    • JJ
      May 29, 2013 at 5:12 pm — Reply

      I’m gonna have to say the nay-no on involving Pooty Tang in these shenanigans… waditah!

  17. JanvierNoir
    May 29, 2013 at 7:23 pm — Reply

    Y’all better than me cause I was wondering why the unicorn was being birthed out if a leaky vagina… But whatevs…

    • Brenda Hamilton
      May 29, 2013 at 7:58 pm — Reply

      Nooooo!!!!! Went back and looked after reading this and died again…. I am so out with yall! Lol!!!!!

    • Trina
      July 9, 2014 at 12:28 pm — Reply

      ME tooo! I was reluctant to say it because I thought people would look at me funny! Glad I’m not the only one. I’m officially no longer able to cope.

    • Cinnamon
      July 9, 2014 at 12:41 pm — Reply

      Glad you said it! I was fixin to when I saw your response…

      We really needa talk bout that fact!

    • July 9, 2014 at 1:08 pm — Reply

      I was thinking the same thing…but thought it was bad enough so I’d keep my thoughts to myself…but since you put it out there… I don’t think Tupicorn is coming out the arm…hmmmm

  18. Dee
    May 29, 2013 at 9:29 pm — Reply

    He-LLOOOOO??! But is Tupac flying out of some lady’s naughty bits?? Can we talk about that for a minute?

    Oh god, iCannot unsee this.

    • Dee
      May 29, 2013 at 9:31 pm — Reply

      Ha! I see JanvierNoir already mentioned this! Carry on…

    • RavenJ
      May 30, 2013 at 10:47 am — Reply

      Oh.My.GAWWWWWD!!!!!!! You and JanvierNoir are right!!! It is a Hate Purse (not a Love Pocket…Thanks Luvvie) from which the Tupicorn springs. I’m sad…

  19. May 30, 2013 at 11:03 am — Reply

    I may as well shut my computer off and go home now because seeing a thug unicorn has me completely done for the day.

  20. May 31, 2013 at 1:22 am — Reply

    This is why we need strict federal laws regulating tattoo licences. I just can’t.

  21. Corndog11
    May 31, 2013 at 2:37 am — Reply

    Wow. The poor bleeding Tupacorn has cloven hooves. Sad.

  22. Kishan
    June 2, 2013 at 2:42 am — Reply

    I don’t think this person did enough though. MY Tupicorn will have sparkles, two rainbows, THREE droplets of blood AND wings. Hmph.

  23. rot
    June 15, 2013 at 9:17 am — Reply

    i gotta say, you nay-sayers are the biggest bunch of petty nit-picking wet blankets EVAH.

  24. Marc
    June 15, 2013 at 11:17 am — Reply

    You are such a critical negative, judgmental prude. It’s a tattoo and it’s not on you. It tattooed well and honestly is funny as hell.

    Just because you don’t understand or get it doesn’t mean anything other than you just don’t get it.

    Too many Miami Ink episodes have you believing everything has to have a story. It doesn’t sometimes just sometimes you get something because its fun, or funny, or silly.

    If you have to ask why, then you just don’t get it. Would it be okay if it was just a unicorn ?

    It’s very simple, its a good tattoo, it’s not negative, it’s not offensive, and most importantly it’s not your body.

    Why the hell would you want to control what anyone else does to their body ? It is none of your business. Your judgmental negative comments just ring the “close minded” bell.

    Worry about your body not others. Some of the people in the comments get it, the rest of you searching for answers and judging really need to look in the mirror.

    • June 15, 2013 at 11:47 am — Reply

      You mad?

      • Trina
        July 9, 2014 at 12:34 pm — Reply

        Perfect two word response, Luvvie. I think you have found the cousin you seek.

  25. Monique
    June 26, 2013 at 10:22 pm — Reply

    This looks Tyrese inspired.

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  27. Amanda
    July 9, 2014 at 12:05 pm — Reply

    Why does it look like the top of Tupac’s head is missing??

  28. DBW
    July 9, 2014 at 12:35 pm — Reply

    I’m probably 25 years older than the target demographic for this blog, but I keep coming back because … well … because of posts like this! And the replies. And the pithy responses to the replies (e.g., “You mad?”). Tupicorn?! I am unable.

    • July 9, 2014 at 12:46 pm — Reply

      I have a 95-year old reader. She’s a super reader too. The target demo of this blog is whoever loves to laugh. You’re welcome here. :-D

  29. Spring
    July 9, 2014 at 1:17 pm — Reply

    I died with Tupaicorn. I am worried that someone will see this and decide to make Biggie a Pegasus.

    • Dawn
      July 9, 2014 at 10:10 pm — Reply

      I hate you… Biggie Pegasus? (goes on home to Glory)

  30. Tracey
    July 9, 2014 at 3:01 pm — Reply

    I get it, and thought it was kinda funny, Tupac sightings are now as mythical as Unicorn sighting. Just be glad they didn’t try to mix him with a Bigfoot or Yeti, now THAT would have been some bad ju-ju.

  31. ND
    July 9, 2014 at 3:45 pm — Reply

    Luvvie,

    You are way too much!! So much in that article has me rolling! EPIC FAIL is the most appropriate description for this tattoo!!!

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