My Mega Recap of Episodes 3-8 of LHHATL Season 2

[ 38 ] June 11, 2013 |

After episode 2 of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta, I missed 4 Monday showings in a row. I was super behind, and that’s why I haven’t written recaps in a while. Finally last week, I sat down and had a marathon viewing to catch up on the shenanigans of our favorite ratcheteers. Below are my thoughts.

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Momma Dee, Erica and Scrappy (And I guess Shay)

Momma Dee is kinda legit off her rockers. The woman is not to be reasoned with and logic is her archnemesis. She still insists on treating Scrappy like her 3-legged dog with lice and hearing issues. She does’t support his engagement to Erica, and she’s trying her darnedest to get Scrappy to dump her for Shay. Messy ain’t e’em the word.

At the dinner Scrappy had with Momma Dee, Mingnon (Erica’s mama), Erica ended up cussing her out. She did have a right to be mad, but she flipped out so hard. Poor chick has clearly been holding out ALLA CUSSOUTS for Scar. Shourrout to her for putting her engagement on hold though.

I must admit that I do enjoy Scrappy more this season. He has stood up to Momma Dee so many times and told her how crazy she is. He even told her “I’m not your boyfriend.” He’s been making ALL types of sense and the world is clearly topsy turvy.

Scrappy LHHATL Momma Dee LHHATL

“Leave me the hell alone. You love yo kid and disrespect yo kid in the same sentence. You is crazy. You need to start taking yo medicine.” HA!

And then Shay. The one who keeps showing up at Momma Dee’s house. And keeps waiting on Scrappy to realize how ride or die she is. Chile, you are DUMB. Not only does she look pathetic, but she gotta realize she’s a pawn in Momma Dee’s kingdom control game. When Scrappy called her, she got her goofy ass over to give him a massage. Girl, you’re losing SO HARD. When she realized it for the 50th time, she pitched a fit at him and threw him out her house. Girl whatever.

Erica Have a Seat

Anywho, Erica took off her engagement ring and called it all off after seeing text messages Scrappy sent to women. GO ON, girl!

Rasheeda and Kirk

Rasheeda’s been having a tough time. At Mimi’s housewarming, she had to face K. Michelle, who was clearly still butthurt bout her saying Memphitz never touched her. K clearly fights dirty because she threw a candle at ‘Sheeda.

Meanwhile, Kirk musta watched last season and seen that he came off as a punk so he’s tryna overcompensate this time for his mismatched manhood. Him going to confront K. Michelle on behalf of Rasheeda was supposed to do what?

And the way he reacted to Rasheeda saying she’s pregnant was ridiculous. You’da thought they were 16 and he was afraid of breaking it to his mama. Dude fixed his mouth and giant adam’s apple to call her “spiteful” for getting pregnant, like he had no parts of it at all. He e’em asked her to get an abortion.

She was talmbout K. Michelle but this applies to Kirk's wack self too.

She was talmbout K. Michelle but this applies to Kirk’s wack self too.

IS YOUR DUMBASS 14?!? What kinda dumb ish is that? Out of line. Out of pocket. How does he tells his wife this nonsense? Ugh!

The fool then accused her of cheating and he wants a paternity test. I am so unable. Talk about Ain’t Shitness. I’da been dropkicked him in the legs while he was sleep. I don’t know how Rasheeda has the self control she has because WHEW!!!

K.Michelle

I wish someone would send K. Michelle to anger management classes already because she clearly needs it. She’s spent this season ultra angry at everyone and fighting like she gets paid by how many times security has to get involved in her scenes. First was the fight with Rasheeda. Then when Kirk went to see her, she cussed him out. Then, at a video shoot Mimi was at, she fought with Johnny, one of the musicians. And we can’t forget her and Mimi getting into it over her allegations that Nikko is gay.

K Michelle Mimi

K. Michelle needs a hug, some couth, anger management and prayer. She gotta figure out why she’s so damb mad all the gahtdamn time. Her aura must be the color of hot dog water. When you can’t get along with ANYBODY, then it’s probably you, not them.

Mimi

Oh Mimi. So pretty yet so lost. She finally stopped putting up with Stevie J. She moved out his house and refuses to tell him where she’s living. Y’all clap for her because this is what I call PROGRESS. But then, she’s dating Nikko, a producer who wears raggelly beanies tilted on the side of his head. He looks just like a live action Waynehead (remember that cartoon?). Plus, he just seems hella shady to me. It feels like Mimi is dating Stevie 2.0. Especially when he started talking out the side of his mouth about coaching her. Chile… STAWP!

Anywho, Mimi is still Team Bad Decisions because she agreed to appear in a video that Nikko was filming with his friend Johnny. And the vid looked so damb low budget. They dressed her in some squirrel fur ass coat with glitter jeans. At the shoot, Mimi ended up cussing out K. Michelle for disrupting the peace by calling Johnny gay and then she yelled at Ariane (who was NOT there for it).

Ariane LHHATL

Chile… a mess. She gotta get her life.

Also, Ariane has been more prominent this season and the more she gets involved, the less I like her. I loved her when she was just the stunning friend who peeked in and out. Now she’s instigator-in-charge and I’m all WOMP.

Traci and Drew

Drew asked his ex and son’s mother, Traci, to invest $25,000 in his new sneaker store, and she held the check over his head for weeks. Finally, she gives him the money and within days, he tells her that he was scammed out of ALL $50,000.

These two fools. First of all, it’s SUPER DUPER obvious that Traci’s not over Drew in the least bit. She stays being butthurt about the “groupie hoes” around Drew, flipping out whenever she sees any pretty women in his vicinity. And she talks about their history all wistfully. Chile… you must move on. He clearly ain’t here for her as anything but his co-parent and possible cash cow.

Traci and Drew look like Baby Bop and DJ

Because the internet has NO chill! LMAO!

Drew’s not the brightest lightbulb. He’s bout 10 watts TOPS. Who gives someone $50,000 without a contract? Was that store ever even going to happen? Why does he always look like he gotta focus hard not to fall? Dude is pretty but vapid. Traci girl, you can do better.

Joseline. Stevie J. and Che Mack

Joseline has been fulfilling her duties as the character with the best one-liners on the show. The chick is still as ballsy as I expected her to be and I can’t help but enjoy her foolishness. Her beef with Stevie was fun to watch too because she stays checking him and he can’t do nothing but scowl. They finally made up though and we’re introduced to what happens if Joseline took a 5-hour energy drink, got braces and a stronger face: Che Mack.

Che Mack Brutus

Che Mack is also a rapper and she’s tryna have Stevie put her on but the girl is hella aggressive and she lacks self-awareness like Joseline but without any of the charisma. Homegirl is thirsty to work with Stevie and she ain’t shy to about it. When her and Hernandez met, she was told ”Bitch I’ll kick you dead in your braces so watch your fucking mouth, hoe.”

Braces Ho Joseline Braces Ho Joseline 2

I’m petty. Because I laughed so hard. Joseline had to be carried out because after she got up, she swung at Che. Stevie made her apologize after the fact and Che’s dumbass gon tell her he brought her a TV after her house was broken into. So of course, she ain’t take that well. Her and Steebie had one of their epic fall outs and he sneered bout owning her for the next 6 years.

Benzino 

Benzino’s still Neckless in Atlanta, and he told Karlie Redd that he slept with Joseline. When Joseline heard that, she laughed and had a few words about it, talmbout how she can’t sleep with him because he ain’t got no neck. HA!

His homie Steebie ain’t take to that accusation well so they relinquished their homie-dom. Then Zino invited Kirk the Jerk to his crib and got an earful bout how Rasheeda’s pregnancy is such an inconvenience. Meanwhile, there are strippers all over the place doing brash things for cash but these two were fixated on each other and this ridiculous conversation.

Kirk Benzino

Look at the twerkage happening on that pole. Chile…

So yeah. Now I’m all caught up.

Kirk is a coward bitch. K. Michelle is angry. Benzino is neckless. Rasheeda is pregnant. Mimi is Team Bad Decisions. Stevie J is a crook. Erica is getting it together. Scrappy is trifling. Momma Dee is crazy. Shay is losing. Joseline is… I love her and I can’t tell you why.

I will be back to regular per episode recaps next week!

Anywho, have you been watching LHHATL this season? What are your thoughts?

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  1. Mz_GingerSnap says:

    That picture of Baby Bop and BJ…Luvvie, go to the corner!

  2. Alexis says:

    “Meanwhile, there are strippers all over the place doing brash things for cash but these two were fixated on each other and this ridiculous conversation.” Lmao!! I sure had this same thought when I saw that ep.

    Joseline is definitely my fave, she gives me life this season!! She has no fux to give and less captions to need!

  3. CandyDaggers says:

    Last night I wanted to fight my tv! Shay makes me want to hug my daughter extra tight at night and tell her how much I love and adore her. I was here for K. Michelle but now I have to cover my eyes and peek when she’s on screen. I’m scared of whatever may come out of her mouth or come flying out of her hands. I don’t really care for anyone else I usually watch the commercials and go make a sandwich when the “other” cast members come on. They should all join team #You are too damn old to be this stupid.

  4. Mae says:

    Joseline is everything. EVERYTHING I say!

    • Max says:

      I’m gonna have to cosign. She is an unrepentant whore and she makes no excuses for it. She is focused on her endgame even if it requires that she stay gettin played by Ratface McGoo.

  5. mz. niecy says:

    Someone needs to tell Joseline that her insecurities are showing. It is not a pretty look.

    Drew baby mama….smh…blind leading the blind…who is to take her advice seriously?

    K–

    Rasheeda leave Kirk backdoor ass and have a healthy pregnancy

    Shay–your ignorance is hanging all out that closet you was sitting on the floor crying in

    Mimi—i just don’t like anymore

  6. Mo says:

    Where do I start?! “Aura the color of hot dog water”? “squirrel fur ass coat and glitter jeans”? “looks like he gotta focus hard not to fall”? The GIFs????? I’m about to grab my purse and my mule and shut this computer down because I am now DONE for the day! Laughing so hard but trying not to and my nosy ass coworker came over and asked if I was choking!

  7. Josie says:

    I don’t have words for the joy this write up just brought to my day. And YES, I love Joseline and sometimes hate myself for it.

    • Max says:

      YES. I wouldn’t let her in my house or let her drink out of none of my glasses but I am here for her brand of fuckery.

      I’m so ashamed.

  8. Darius says:

    The whole comments section had me ctfu! You made my day luvie!

  9. Shavon says:

    Ditto EVERYTHING u said Luvvie!!SN:Luv that pic of Drew & Traci!!!lol

  10. ellemonee says:

    Did anyone else see Bobby Valentino and Lil Kim’s melty face at that party Benzino threw?

  11. @901nikki says:

    I hate all of you for these comments. Every last one of you can go straight to hell for this thread. G’won nah, GIT!

  12. Toun says:

    Joseline & Shay I have no sympathy for karma is vicious. Mimi went to Wal-Mart and bought a pair of balls but she needs to return them they aren’t working properly-p.s did anyone else catch Nikkos train comment?!- K.Michelle….smh Kirk & Rasheeda unh unh. DJ’s 1&2 he gave up 50 grand without a contract but she gave up 25 grand without a contract so how is she so pissed at him. Mama Dee is still a pimp she’s just using Shay for business. Erica is really the only one Im liking this season.

  13. Jazzy says:

    You left out one crucial part – can you PUHLEEEZE talk about that psychic mess that Mimi went to see? It was at that point last night, that I ran straight the hell outta cans!

  14. Yadi says:

    I can’t be the only one who likes K.Michelle lol! She is not only talented but hilarious. For example, Rasheeda was serving attitude and called her bitch first at Mimi’s housewarming. Plus, if someone ran up on you like Rasheeda did K.Michelle while she was sitting down, you would throw hot wax on their arse too. Once more, K. was not alone in saying homedudes were gay. Ariane said it too. Whether it’s a bouquet or an open hand, Mimi needs someone to bop her upside the head. So again, I’m not mad at K.

    • Britane says:

      Me and you are on the same page. K doesn’t just start stuff with people out of the blue. From what we seen so far, people this season has found a way to push her buttons. Do I think she needs to find a different approach when she handles people? Yes, she does.

    • piscesgirl says:

      I don’t beleive K. Michelle is just starting stuff for no reason. She just has a temper that doesn’t allow for BS…being from Memphis I can relate. lol We don’t take sh*t. Mimi is an idiot and I also don’t understand why everyone says she’s attractive. I don’t see it. I’m loving Joseline this season (last too). Her one liners are hilarious and tolerance level is nil and I’m here for all of it. LOL Arianne can G.O. She’s a snore.

  15. Yonna says:

    And of course you forgot the ever-forgettable Karlie Redd and her KMichelle Diss record that nobody wants to get on, but she keeps asking. Why is she still here? Why is she still living in Benzino’s house? WHYYYYYY….

  16. LaShawn says:

    this post just gave me life!!! My co-workers are wondering why I’m am hollering over here! And this here comments section… Is EVERYTHING!!!!!

    • Shakira says:

      Not only is the post itself pure hilarity, but the comments section is like the richest, moistest (is that a word? It is for the time being dammit) chocolate brownie with a big scoop of French vanilla ice cream. I am here. For. It!!!

  17. Kay says:

    I have to say I’m not buying this baby/abortion drama witb Kirk and Rasheeda. I feel like they are playing us in an attempt to stay relevant. If not for this pregnancy what would their storyline be? I don’t know its just hard to believe that 12 months ago theyrenewed their vows and wanted her to make family a priority but now its who’s baby is this and you can X it out.

    Anyone else notice Traci was more upset when Drew had a chick over at his crib than we he lost $25K of her money?

  18. dmaclee says:

    I chaperoned the 8th grade class trip last week. The kids wanted to go chill in the hotel pool. I went but at 7:45, I bolted so that I could shower and enjoy LHHATL in the privacy of my room. I’m such a wonderful role model.

  19. Chiq says:

    I hate to love and love to hate that you love Joseline! I can’t deal and am unable to can at the same damn time!!!

  20. Justlikehoney1 says:

    Anyone notice that Joseline said shenetigans rather than shenanigans?

  21. Lamz says:

    Oh mah lord!

    That scene with Kirk the dck and rasheeda made me sick all over. That man is on some Dr. Jerkyl and Mr. Hyde typa monster shit straight from the devil’s bowels. Wtf tells their wife to get an abortion. I hope that child grows up to be successful and shits on that sonofabtch that’ll be stuck in a wheel chair coat his rectum been tore up to wide for being a bastard down low fucktard.

    Yes, I’m pissed.

    Woooooosssssahhhhhhhhh

  22. Lamz says:

    Does Mr. Herdandez know he’s the new Mimi though?

  23. Dana Little-Chambers says:

    OMG, I just can’t with Luvvie! That picture of Baby Bop…and the other one gave me life.

  24. Shakira says:

    Soooo this site will be my new workout plan because I will be laughing my way to a six-pack. Guaranteed. The “squirrel ass fur coat and glitter jeans” though??!?! I can’t breathe!

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