#PaulasBestDishes: The Best Twitter Hashtag in a Long Time

[ 178 ] June 19, 2013 |

So some of us are just finding out that Paula Deen is racist and terrible. She’s losing today and Twitter has made her the butt of its jokes for the past 2 hours, to the delight of everyone. @BrokeyMcPoverty (writer and foolery enthusiast), asked if a hashtag existed yet, and it didn’t. So @Jeffuhz kicked off what has become arguably the best Twitter hashtag EVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

#PaulasBestDishes

#PaulasBestDishes is now a Worldwide Trending topic and I am getting my LIFE from it. So I took to Storify to save these tweets because they are too good and you all need to read them and cackle.

So below are some of the best ones (if it doesn’t load immediately, give it time. It’s because of the amount of tweets I included).


I AM HOLLERING!!! I will be adding more tweets to this too. Whooo. Good times!

Oh yeah, and HAPPY JUNETEENTH!

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  1. Silk! says:

    I am CRYING!

    I’m also waiting for Franchesca to don a grey wig and make a video…

  2. Tish says:

    Let the Butter Bigot alone LOL

  3. Jalanda says:

    I almost lost my job an hour ago. Supervisor asked me what was so funny (I was crying…) and I had to make up a lie about my significant other saying something funny. She grew up in rural South Carolina and would NOT have found it funny. If ya KWIM?

    • RLouise says:

      I am cracking up… I know I am late seeing these and only saw a few on Facebook. But I too am at my desk at work… just losing it. My favorite is
      Rosa Pork, with a side order of Okra Winfrey. #PaulasBestDishes Ok let me pull it together and get back to work… lol

  4. Deja says:

    This is the best Juneteenth present…ever.

    Ok, maybe second to learnin’ we is free…

  5. Fiona says:

    I CANNOT TAKE THIS!!!!! I’m laffin’ so hard!!! All of these are classic!

  6. KemaB says:

    Some of my personal favs that had me and my coworkers in tears:

    Seperate but Eclairs
    Eli Whitney’s cotton gin and juice
    I want my country back ribs
    Field Negro Greens with a light house negro vinaigrette
    Still I Rise yeast rolls and the three best

    Guess who’s not coming to dinner rolls
    You hear white folk talking you better hushpuppies
    We shall over crumb cake in that order

    Here lies Paula Deen time of death Juneteenth

    Twitter can really rise to the occasion and be so creative

  7. chanel says:

    I stopped reading at Coon on the Cob. I can’t take. Do not resuscitate.

    • Angie says:

      Thank you for posting! It is alleged that black staff could not use the front entrance and had separate restrooms. She need NOT be on the Food Network or endorsing products!

    • MsNikki says:

      I have no words. If these allegations are true, which I suspect they are, you can’t just sit around and come up with this crap, I hope Paula Deen loses EVERYTHING! Same for her brother and the rest of the incompetent racist dirtbags that work for her. I can’t handle.

  8. DEAD!!!! @ Emmett Tilapia – that definitely took some thought LOL

  9. RozB says:

    Black guy peas and rice

    Uncle Tom’s cabbage

    Buffalo Soldier wings

  10. Lisa says:

    I DON DIE

  11. LaShawn says:

    I am DEAD. Laid out. Ready for the funeral. This hashtag almost got me fired today! ROFL

  12. latebut says:

    real tears.

    the nigs in a blanket and massaroni and cheese almost put me out!

  13. D124 says:

    bigot baked beans

  14. KT says:

    LOL… “sambolaya”

  15. casket ready says:

    this was the best laugh i had in a while and i definitely needed it!!! i had to log off life after “klancakes” and “trayvon martini’s” tho

    black twitter always makes horrible situations so much better =)

    • DrHeather says:

      CACKLING @ Trayvon Martinis!!! *Dead, ascended, and brought back to life*

    • LadyLarke says:

      Trayvon Martinis though!!!! iCried! Scared my poor white officemate b/c I started choking lol

      • Nicole - seattle says:

        I am SO glad I’m not the only black person working that done scared their white coworkers after reading this and CRACKING up hilariously!!! They would never understand….. LMAO – can’t breathe laughing so hard!

    • TM says:

      My white coworker, just seriously turned around and asked if I was ok, lol! I’m over here with tears in my eyes.

    • nikki2k says:

      Omg I can’t stop laughing

  16. casket ready says:

    also…”yo name is toby turnovers”?!?!

    whyyy tho???? *cries*

    • VERONICA says:

      My neighbors knocked on the door to ask if I was ok cause I was hollering for a good 10 minutes for this one!!!! I had to close on the windows before I read on

  17. LaTasha says:

    Oh I hollared and cried!!!

  18. Ros D says:

    Porch Monkey Bread

  19. Tiffany says:

    I am sure that if I did not already work from home, I would have been fired b/c these have me SO weak I needed to lay down. I’m talkin’ bout get on the floor cryin real tears. Sometimes, I love Black twitter, and today is one of those days!

  20. frnak says:

    Uppity Side Up Eggs

  21. glamazini says:

    You. Hear. White. Folk. Talking. You. Betta. Hushpuppies. 0_¤ #death

    • Willet784 says:

      That is the one that made me flatline along with Field Negro Greens with a Light House Negro Viniagrette. They just so encapsulated her racist mindset.

  22. anita says:

    40 acres and a meatball

  23. LanaLisa says:

    I died @ “Tar baby back ribs” and ” wade in the watermelon”!

  24. MuseNia says:

    My side literally hurts!!!!!! Laughing at this foolishness. There isn’t enough butter or mayo to lift Ms. Dean out of this conundrum she has placed herself in. #REDNECKTRAINWRECK!
    DONE

  25. Milaxx says:

    Facebook got hashtags just in time. Some of the graphics folks are making are hilarious!

  26. Froggyis says:

    I don’t know if they got it but I wanna add Yes Suh Massah Potatoes.

  27. PDiddie says:

    Martin Luther King Ranch Chicken… smdh

  28. jamie says:

    See… Now Angie makes me remember what a big deal Paula made on Oprah Next Chapter when Oprah and Gayle came to visit. She gushed making a big deal about giving them each their own cabin to sleep in. They didn’t stay in her house. LOL! Now everything is suspect.

    Angie says:

    June 19, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    Thank you for posting! It is alleged that black staff could not use the front entrance and had separate restrooms. She need NOT be on the Food Network or endorsing products!

  29. Trina says:

    Luvvie you owe my boss approx 4 hours of time on the clock. I need to know where to send the bill.

    I have never been in mourning and cackling all at the same time. Only you can give us life when we want to die!!! Do you know how many of my recipes she made better? How many secret ingredients she has given me to keep from my fam over the years? Thousands. Millions. Well its been a lot dang it!!

  30. Lauren says:

    Thanks for bringing this to my attention, Luvvie! I haven’t had this much fun on twitter since that one time you had us all roasting that ‘relationship expert’ until Scandal came on.

  31. Danielle says:

    Lawd Almighty! I’m so glad I waited until I got home to read these, because reading and laughing like a jackal at these tweets at work would have SURELY gotten me fired. “Coon on the Cob & Nigs in a Blanket” slayed my WHOLE entire soul. Please play “Precious Lord” as I ascend to be with my Heavenly Father….

  32. WT says:

    The best one I’ve seen so far today is:
    OJ killed Nicoleslaw

  33. Fortune27 says:

    Reading these hash tags has been a reminder of what a great sense of humor we have and thank the Good Lord for that!

    So, here’s my contribution: “peas ala pickaninny”

    Thank you Paula for the laughs, you pitiful woman.

  34. GetGrownPHD says:

    The Best from Facebook

    “Paula Deen is catering the George Zimmerman trial. Bringing her famous “double nigger nigger chip cookies”

    Waiting to Ex-kale & Arugula Side Salad
    Porch Monkeybread
    Swing Low Sweet Cherry Apricot Cheesecake
    Whatchu Talkin Bout Wilted Greens
    Jesus on the Main-lime Pie with Whipping Slaves Cream
    You Tol Harpo To Beet Me Salad
    Tyler Perry’s Meet the Hashbrowns
    I Know Why The Caged Fried Chicken Sings
    Uncle Tom’s Cabbage
    Blessed & Highly Flavored Rice Cakes
    Negropolitan ice cream
    Their Eyes Were Watching Garlic Mashed Potatoes
    All served with Tyler Perrier water

    And THE ALL TIME BEST:
    I don know nothin bout birthin no Baby Back Ribs

    • Jabari says:

      I____________——-> Here lies Jabari (1990-2013)…he was a good man, a strong man, a caring man but all of this was instantaneous halted after reading GetGrownPHD’s comment on Luvvie’s website….He will truly be missed….If you will now join us for our collective twerk/leyomi drop session in his honor…..

      • Willis says:

        Tears. I am in tears. But grateful for the intelligent entertainment. Luvvie and crew of commenters renew my faith in humanity and our abitlity to overcome the ratchetness that tries to creep into our l

    • Kim says:

      You have not got damn sense! I can’t stop hollering and now I have a headache and a sore throat!
      At my after-pass, please make sure they serve Uncle Tom’s Cabbage, I know why the caged fried chicken sings, porch monkey bread, massaroni and cheese. Thank you!

    • Anais says:

      I BREATHE!!!!!! I AM CRYING!!!! NO!!! OoO OoO!!!!! I’M DEAD!!!! AHHHaHaHaHa!!!!!

    • Nicole - seattle says:

      Whatchu Talkin Bout Wilted Greens and You Tol Harpo to Beet Me Salad did me in. That’s it; done. I hope you are happy. My face hurts and my entire body is asleep from laughing so hard. I. CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING! Thank you so much, but you know you are wrong for that! :-) thank you for being wrong! Negropolitan ice cream – dang it!

    • Nelliebean says:

      OK….. I have been cacklin’ about this since 300 am this morning (my husband rolled over, looked at me and rolled his eyes and went back to sleep), and I can not deal anymore. “Jesus on the Main-lime Pie with Whipping Slaves Cream” officially put me over the edge. I am officially dead, and GONE Tuh Glory.

    • Doug says:

      I’d like me some cullud greens and coon bread

  35. pup says:

    Twitter made me soooo proud today!

  36. Seech says:

    Funniest thing I’ve ever read. My sides are hurting from laughing.

  37. 30thoughts says:

    So mad at “Coon on the Cob!” That was a good one. Rotfl

  38. TAS says:

    (Sangin’) Ham Bone, Ham Bone Have Ya Heard

  39. TAS says:

    Paula…. All These Post About You Are Real… I Promise You They Are Not “SPAM!”

  40. dagirlcshelle says:

    This hashtag is the reason I officially joined twitter an hour ago. I shed so many tears. SMH

  41. Adrienne Carver says:

    *flatlined* @Back of the Bus biscuits and Yes Suh Massa potatoes! !!!

  42. Gigi says:

    “Coon on the Cob”, ” Nigs in a Blanket”

    I can’t!

    (flatlined_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________)

  43. Jessica Lou says:

    “Emmit Tilapia” I CACKLED!

  44. Teatyme says:

    Bottom of the boat baked beans.

  45. Ashley says:

    if you ask me funniest one i saw was:

    “Don’t matter what you name it, she’s still gonna call it Toby”

    I blacked out HA! the shade… i wonder if she’s reading any of them? Probably thinks they’re hilarious since she’s such a fan of racially insensitive jokes smh

  46. Synch says:

    Ralph J Honey Bunche of Oats
    Dr. Martin Luther King Cake
    Malcolm X-mas cookies
    Barack Eyed Peas

  47. Melanie @MelanieMedia says:

    I’m crying! I’ve been reading these to my mom and we both can’t stop laughing!

  48. NYC says:

    “Run nigga Rum cake”

  49. BookPerm says:

    Coleslaw and the Family Stone

  50. SB says:

    cotton picking pecan pie
    pickles deep fried in land o’slaves butter

  51. kelly says:

    I haven’t seen “I have a dream-cicles”
    #PaulasBestDishes but I did tweet it.

  52. Sarah Brown says:

    Some of My Best Friends are Blackened Burgers, Y’all.

  53. Sarah Brown says:

    and Credit to His Race CrabCakes

  54. Sarah Brown says:

    I just keep remembering a recent airing of the Tonight show when Paula threw her legs around Jay Leno, grabbed her crotch, and said, “I wet myself.” It was “appaulingly” unladylike.

    High Cotton Hoe Cakes
    Field Hand Peas with House Servant Dressing

    I can’t stop now that I have started.

  55. Liquarius says:

    don’t forget “hash brown vs board of education”

  56. Bre Nicole says:

    NEVA in my WHOLE DAMB LIFE have I had to stand up and stretch because I laughed so hard that I now have sore abs!!!!!!!! I am SICK to my stomach and weeping!!!!! SLAYED! MURKED! Bless my soul!

  57. Billy says:

    I saw one last night “Some of my best friends are black bean salad”

  58. Roltonio says:

    Here’s my 2 cents:
    “Gollywog Gumbo”
    “Brown Bag Betties”
    “Hottentot Cakes”
    … And now I have to go take a shower…

  59. Lisa Newlin says:

    I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am at these, but so many of these are pure brilliance! I love the “Back of the Bus Biscuits” and “Nigs in a Blanket.”

    I’m crying I’m laughing so hard. I love that there are so many clever people on Facebook!

    Here’s some of the other N-words she should learn…maybe it will help with her public image?

    http://lisanewlin.com/2013/06/other-n-words-paula-deen-should-learn/

  60. Coley says:

    I am HOLLERING at work…

    • Drea says:

      YAAAAS! black twitter never ceases to rise to the occasion.

      • Oyan says:

        It does;and I was online when the first wave broke, and it was amazing to see the ‘surge’ of responses. There were so many ‘tweets’ that were, witty, creative, hilarious, powerful, painful and frightening (Emmit Tilapia, Trayvon Martini) or humorously offensive/racist, ‘coon pone’ or ‘porch monkey’ bread. Loved every contribution. And most, if not all seemed to capture the history of the Black American experience, i.e., from slavery, ‘Slave Trader Joes’, to the present, Stop and fricassee’. Genius; humor out of pain, blood from a rock. wow!

  61. Aisha Johnson says:

    I don’t have twitter however I thought about this recipe all night. Here we go: Olamide and Ofay Oreo Cookie Puddin’. Tah-dah! LOL. My room mate and I was cackling at these tweets, chile, swoon!

  62. KDS says:

    I would like to thank you all for the laughs this morning. You have made my day!!!!

  63. Aisha Johnson says:

    My room mate and I cackled at the tweets! It gave me life over and over again. I apologize, I don’t have twitter, however, I thought about this recipe all night. Here we go: Olamide and Ofay’s Oreo Cookie Puddin’. Tah-dah! Ahahahahahahaha!

  64. KDS says:

    How about: Kunta’s (pig) Feet and Kizzy Kale!

  65. Lynece says:

    Mo-Tee-sah Teacakes.

  66. Nina says:

    I absolutely cannot! LOL!

  67. RavenJ says:

    Neck-Bone Thugs in Harmony

  68. Leesa Dean says:

    two more:

    n*gga, peas!

    and,

    Paula sends her kids to school with a box of Lynch-ables.

  69. S.Green says:

    I told my boss I needed to go home so I could properly laugh at all of these!

    • Lynece says:

      Oh, Dear. LOL My neighbor knocked on my door to make sure I was all right. He said I sounded like I was having an asthma attack. I couldn’t even explain …I just pointed to the laptop, because I couldn’t get the words out.

  70. Lynece says:

    Homemade Nappy Headed Ho Hos.

  71. Karen says:

    Stick a fork in me! I am DONE!!! Flatlined, in the GRAVE! LMAO! These are hilarious, people! We’re so creative!! Certainly an expression of creativity to flip the script on painful things. In the spirit of laughs and togetherness here are some more: Bigot Bytch BBQ, Blackie-Berrie Cobbler, Jiggaboo-nana pudding, MLKale. A Breakfast of: Otay Oatmeal and Buckweat Pancakes. With a side of NIgga You Toast and Jim Crow Jam, Bloods and Grits and Steal Away Scrapple.

    • whynotaskwhy says:

      I flailed my arms out in my office….*gga You Toast and Jim Crow Jam?????????AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHahahaha

  72. cocoberrie says:

    Whenever I’m having a bad day, I come here to have a good laugh! Thanks so much Luvvie! xoxo

  73. Nirvana_KM says:

    I am laughing so hard my nose is running…this brought light to this dark day at work. :)

  74. karen says:

    So happy I found this today! Ya’ll are hilarious!!!!

  75. KDS says:

    We WANT MORE!!!! WE WANT MORE!!!!!

  76. Tonya says:

    Uncle Tom’s Cabbage n Sambo stew, Massa’s marmalade, LYNCH-ables, sharecroppers salad, savory slavery sausages..bon apetite! :)

  77. Key from the City says:

    Here are my contributions:

    Eggs Overseer
    Black Caesar Salad
    Beat him with a Cane Syrup

    My favorites thus far:

    Massa-roni and cheese
    Lettuce from a Birmingham Jail

  78. Angelia says:

    Ike & Tina turnovers

  79. Angelia says:

    40 ounces and a mule

  80. Tan says:

    Field Nigg Peas with snaps
    Couldn’t resist lol at all comments

  81. pup says:

    My fav – The revolution will not be microwaved. Twitter is still going in! Lawd hammercy!

  82. tamara says:

    Coon-aid jello shots

    Omg over here HOLLERING

  83. AK says:

    Nobody did Egg Whites-Only Omelet yet though?

  84. evertri says:

    House Negro chilli with crackers

  85. Ramblin' Wreck says:

    It’s midnight…

    I just called my mom AND grandma. Three generations HOLLERING!

    Y’all are foolish.

  86. Ash says:

    Egyptians Were White Bean Soup, Quadroon Quiches,Welfare Queen Crumb Cakes.

  87. Nelliebean says:

    Pinepple uppity negro side cake was on twitter too….OMG. No more!

  88. Aisha Johnson says:

    Oh Happy Day Ham Hocks
    Gentrified Chicken and Waffles
    Jubilee Jell-o Shots

  89. phatlips says:

    Nigga Don’t Let the Sun Set on You Hero Sandwiches
    Slave Cabin Cabbage Slaw

  90. weskimcom says:

    I am Loving vs. Virginia this.

  91. Elle says:

    Ok since I was late and only saw all this today, those were hilarious, I laughed my tail off…my favorite for the day was:

    Underground Railroad roasted chicken served w/ get yo Assparagus n the field & house slave salad. W/ water hose tap water #paulasbestdishes

    Good times…

  92. hotlanta says:

    Cotton meringue pie (hope I spelled it right)
    Black slave cake
    Crispy Fried Negroes
    Let’s Whip the Last Slaves Tonighttttttt (Donna Summer Song)
    Frederick Douglass Hair Weave #64 at your nearest beauty supply sto
    Slave Idol-new talent show. Whoever sings the best slave songs wins
    Air Slave Airlines= where we take you from one slave state to another. There will be a $25.00 fee for all cotton bales that you carry on the plane.
    Hot Butter Slaves-Get this sex tape and see what Harriett Tubman really had going on inside the Underground Railroad

  93. Q says:

    Did you all watch her apology video? I just heard that Food Network will not renew her contract when it’s up this year.

    I won’t watch her reruns, but I can’t stop making her Cheeseburger Meatloaf!! #dontjudgeme

  94. hotlanta says:

    Say Yes to the Slave Dress
    The Slave Wives of Mississippi
    Maury holds the gold envelope and says, Yes Slave Jim you are the father. You have 10 kids on the Suggs plantation, 15 kids on the Drew Plantation and one by massa’s daughte Ms. Ann

    To Catch a Slave on Dateline tonight at 9:pm
    Dixie Dish Pie
    So You Think You Can JiggleBoo
    Slave Swap-slaves compare life on different plantations each week

  95. SociallyHermittable says:

    And to think that I spent my good money on a Paula Deen knife! It was deeply discounted at Big Lots, but still! I should hunt her ass down with it and slice the bacon off her back!

  96. Columbus Ohio says:

    YaLL so funny, I think I’ll go and make a pot of
    Black Eye Deen for my MIDNIGHT snack..

    Coloured people sho can laugh, I ain’t gonna
    nurse anymore of her grand babies. I’m 64 and my
    body is tired now.

  97. hotlanta says:

    Cracker Oats Oatmeal
    Shuffle Along Electric Slide
    Put A Whip On It
    Let’s play the game Hide and Seek From Massa
    Carribean Slave Cruise Line
    Sex Slaves in the City
    Massa said, “turn off the lights Im coming to your cabin” (sing to the tune of Teddy Pendergrass)

    Midnight Slave Train to Georgia
    I Ain’t Your Pappy Corn Meal Mix
    Buckwheat Braids
    Slave Train, Slave Train. Let’s go down the Slave Train line
    Darky, the black dinosaur
    Abroham Lincoln freed the slaves so Brorak Obama could become President
    Here Come the Overseerer, Here Comes the Overseerer

  98. Ash says:

    Jim Crow Crab Cakes
    Sweet Mammie Tiddy Tea
    Mulatto Mashed Potatoes

  99. Mioshee Greer says:

    I just laughed so damn hard snot came out my nose cause I was trying not to laugh out loud

  100. Watts D. Matter says:

    Butterflied McQueen Steak served with Esther Rolls.

    Earth Kitt Kats

    Nat King Cole Slaw made w/ a special Cabbage Calloway

    Separate but Equal Eggs Whites and Colored Yolks

    Jive Turkey with Hot Sauce

    Imperial Wizard Lizard Gizzards

    Niggard Peas

    I Wish a Nigga Wood Smoked Salmon

    3/5th of a Personal Pizza

    Filet of Sole Train with Dom Cornelius Wine

    Ike Turner Beets and Tina’s Blue Salad

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