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#PaulasBestDishes: The Best Twitter Hashtag in a Long Time

So some of us are just finding out that Paula Deen is racist and terrible. She’s losing today and Twitter has made her the butt of its jokes for the past 2 hours, to the delight of everyone. @BrokeyMcPoverty (writer and foolery enthusiast), asked if a hashtag existed yet, and it didn’t. So @Jeffuhz kicked off what has become arguably the best Twitter hashtag EVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

#PaulasBestDishes

#PaulasBestDishes is now a Worldwide Trending topic and I am getting my LIFE from it. So I took to Storify to save these tweets because they are too good and you all need to read them and cackle.

So below are some of the best ones (if it doesn’t load immediately, give it time. It’s because of the amount of tweets I included).

I AM HOLLERING!!! I will be adding more tweets to this too. Whooo. Good times!

Oh yeah, and HAPPY JUNETEENTH!

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178 Comments

  1. June 19, 2013 at 2:07 pm — Reply

    I am CRYING!

    I’m also waiting for Franchesca to don a grey wig and make a video…

    • Tekiebelu
      June 19, 2013 at 2:27 pm — Reply

      Oooo please Chescaleigh?! By popular demand?

      • June 20, 2013 at 1:58 pm — Reply

        Yes Chescaleigh!! Do it!

  2. [...] Twitter just spent the last 3 hours going IN on Paula Deen with the #PaulasBestDishes hashtag. I created a post that collected some of the best gems. You will cry [...]

  3. Tish
    June 19, 2013 at 2:11 pm — Reply

    Let the Butter Bigot alone LOL

    • msvonnz
      June 19, 2013 at 2:37 pm — Reply

      “Butter Bigot” = 1 life received

  4. June 19, 2013 at 2:13 pm — Reply

    I almost lost my job an hour ago. Supervisor asked me what was so funny (I was crying…) and I had to make up a lie about my significant other saying something funny. She grew up in rural South Carolina and would NOT have found it funny. If ya KWIM?

    • RLouise
      June 26, 2013 at 1:06 pm — Reply

      I am cracking up… I know I am late seeing these and only saw a few on Facebook. But I too am at my desk at work… just losing it. My favorite is
      Rosa Pork, with a side order of Okra Winfrey. #PaulasBestDishes Ok let me pull it together and get back to work… lol

  5. Deja
    June 19, 2013 at 2:18 pm — Reply

    This is the best Juneteenth present…ever.

    Ok, maybe second to learnin’ we is free…

    • June 19, 2013 at 4:15 pm — Reply

      YOU!

      THIS!

      • zenzi
        June 19, 2013 at 8:15 pm — Reply

        HOWLING!!!

    • Jabari
      June 19, 2013 at 10:30 pm — Reply

      Ma’am you will not murk me today!!!!

    • the girl
      June 20, 2013 at 2:47 pm — Reply

      You win the internet today.

  6. Fiona
    June 19, 2013 at 2:32 pm — Reply

    I CANNOT TAKE THIS!!!!! I’m laffin’ so hard!!! All of these are classic!

  7. KemaB
    June 19, 2013 at 2:36 pm — Reply

    Some of my personal favs that had me and my coworkers in tears:

    Seperate but Eclairs
    Eli Whitney’s cotton gin and juice
    I want my country back ribs
    Field Negro Greens with a light house negro vinaigrette
    Still I Rise yeast rolls and the three best

    Guess who’s not coming to dinner rolls
    You hear white folk talking you better hushpuppies
    We shall over crumb cake in that order

    Here lies Paula Deen time of death Juneteenth

    Twitter can really rise to the occasion and be so creative

    • PreachaKid
      June 19, 2013 at 3:25 pm — Reply

      I hope you put these on Twitter…hilarious…this would have been a great office game for the day…

      • KemaB
        June 19, 2013 at 3:44 pm — Reply

        I wish I could take credit but these are from twitter and had me cackling at work. The best I could come up with on my own was one drop of blood orange and mango salsa lol

    • June 19, 2013 at 3:28 pm — Reply

      someone said EB Tea. here i lay!

      • lady_A
        June 19, 2013 at 7:18 pm — Reply

        “EB Tea.” iHollered.

      • RETTA82003
        June 20, 2013 at 10:48 am — Reply

        omg…i was in a bad mood but that made me laugh hard

    • MrsWashington
      June 19, 2013 at 9:19 pm — Reply

      That was hilarious! Thx for sharing!

    • June 20, 2013 at 12:55 am — Reply

      DYING @ Field Negro Greens with a light house negro vinaigrette

      • Aisha Johnson
        June 20, 2013 at 9:23 am — Reply

        This IS the Debil! Ahahahahahahahahaha!

    • Nicole - seattle
      June 20, 2013 at 2:01 pm — Reply

      Dying – I’m at work dying right now!!! We shall over crumb cake – my coworkers hate me right now. There’s no way I can share with them this hilarity!! Thank you!!

  8. chanel
    June 19, 2013 at 2:37 pm — Reply

    I stopped reading at Coon on the Cob. I can’t take. Do not resuscitate.

  9. June 19, 2013 at 2:43 pm — Reply
    • Angie
      June 19, 2013 at 6:18 pm — Reply

      Thank you for posting! It is alleged that black staff could not use the front entrance and had separate restrooms. She need NOT be on the Food Network or endorsing products!

    • MsNikki
      June 20, 2013 at 11:08 am — Reply

      I have no words. If these allegations are true, which I suspect they are, you can’t just sit around and come up with this crap, I hope Paula Deen loses EVERYTHING! Same for her brother and the rest of the incompetent racist dirtbags that work for her. I can’t handle.

  10. June 19, 2013 at 2:59 pm — Reply

    DEAD!!!! @ Emmett Tilapia – that definitely took some thought LOL

  11. June 19, 2013 at 3:04 pm — Reply

    Black guy peas and rice

    Uncle Tom’s cabbage

    Buffalo Soldier wings

    • Nicole - seattle
      June 20, 2013 at 2:04 pm — Reply

      DYING – BLACK GUY PEAS AND RICE!!! I can’t; I just can’t!

  12. Lisa
    June 19, 2013 at 3:08 pm — Reply

    I DON DIE

  13. June 19, 2013 at 3:09 pm — Reply

    I am DEAD. Laid out. Ready for the funeral. This hashtag almost got me fired today! ROFL

  14. June 19, 2013 at 3:25 pm — Reply

    real tears.

    the nigs in a blanket and massaroni and cheese almost put me out!

  15. D124
    June 19, 2013 at 3:33 pm — Reply

    bigot baked beans

  16. KT
    June 19, 2013 at 3:45 pm — Reply

    LOL… “sambolaya”

  17. casket ready
    June 19, 2013 at 3:52 pm — Reply

    this was the best laugh i had in a while and i definitely needed it!!! i had to log off life after “klancakes” and “trayvon martini’s” tho

    black twitter always makes horrible situations so much better =)

    • DrHeather
      June 20, 2013 at 11:16 am — Reply

      CACKLING @ Trayvon Martinis!!! *Dead, ascended, and brought back to life*

    • LadyLarke
      June 20, 2013 at 12:28 pm — Reply

      Trayvon Martinis though!!!! iCried! Scared my poor white officemate b/c I started choking lol

      • Nicole - seattle
        June 20, 2013 at 2:18 pm — Reply

        I am SO glad I’m not the only black person working that done scared their white coworkers after reading this and CRACKING up hilariously!!! They would never understand….. LMAO – can’t breathe laughing so hard!

    • TM
      June 21, 2013 at 2:09 pm — Reply

      My white coworker, just seriously turned around and asked if I was ok, lol! I’m over here with tears in my eyes.

    • nikki2k
      July 1, 2013 at 11:27 pm — Reply

      Omg I can’t stop laughing

  18. casket ready
    June 19, 2013 at 3:55 pm — Reply

    also…”yo name is toby turnovers”?!?!

    whyyy tho???? *cries*

    • VERONICA
      June 20, 2013 at 6:42 pm — Reply

      My neighbors knocked on the door to ask if I was ok cause I was hollering for a good 10 minutes for this one!!!! I had to close on the windows before I read on

  19. June 19, 2013 at 4:33 pm — Reply

    Oh I hollared and cried!!!

  20. Ros D
    June 19, 2013 at 4:36 pm — Reply

    Porch Monkey Bread

    • Angelia
      June 20, 2013 at 2:27 pm — Reply

      I see a pink slip in my future!!! I’m at my desk CTFU!!! OMG, I needed this laugh today!! Keep em coming, folks!!! *wiping tears*

    • Angelia
      June 20, 2013 at 2:30 pm — Reply

      Sambo Salmon Patties!!

  21. Tiffany
    June 19, 2013 at 5:15 pm — Reply

    I am sure that if I did not already work from home, I would have been fired b/c these have me SO weak I needed to lay down. I’m talkin’ bout get on the floor cryin real tears. Sometimes, I love Black twitter, and today is one of those days!

  22. frnak
    June 19, 2013 at 5:18 pm — Reply

    Uppity Side Up Eggs

  23. June 19, 2013 at 5:24 pm — Reply

    You. Hear. White. Folk. Talking. You. Betta. Hushpuppies. 0_¤ #death

    • Willet784
      June 19, 2013 at 7:48 pm — Reply

      That is the one that made me flatline along with Field Negro Greens with a Light House Negro Viniagrette. They just so encapsulated her racist mindset.

  24. anita
    June 19, 2013 at 5:47 pm — Reply

    40 acres and a meatball

    • Gracie
      June 20, 2013 at 11:20 am — Reply

      anita! Girl #icant with you. #imdone

    • Karen
      June 20, 2013 at 1:13 pm — Reply

      ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!

  25. LanaLisa
    June 19, 2013 at 6:13 pm — Reply

    I died @ “Tar baby back ribs” and ” wade in the watermelon”!

    • Karen
      June 20, 2013 at 1:14 pm — Reply

      Wade in the Watermelon! DONE! DEAD! ROTFL!

  26. MuseNia
    June 19, 2013 at 6:17 pm — Reply

    My side literally hurts!!!!!! Laughing at this foolishness. There isn’t enough butter or mayo to lift Ms. Dean out of this conundrum she has placed herself in. #REDNECKTRAINWRECK!
    DONE

  27. Milaxx
    June 19, 2013 at 6:28 pm — Reply

    Facebook got hashtags just in time. Some of the graphics folks are making are hilarious!

  28. Froggyis
    June 19, 2013 at 6:37 pm — Reply

    I don’t know if they got it but I wanna add Yes Suh Massah Potatoes.

    • Joy
      June 20, 2013 at 1:07 am — Reply

      *Dead* Just DEAD.

    • KemaB
      June 20, 2013 at 2:17 pm — Reply

      I hate you for this lol

  29. June 19, 2013 at 6:55 pm — Reply

    Martin Luther King Ranch Chicken… smdh

  30. jamie
    June 19, 2013 at 6:57 pm — Reply

    See… Now Angie makes me remember what a big deal Paula made on Oprah Next Chapter when Oprah and Gayle came to visit. She gushed making a big deal about giving them each their own cabin to sleep in. They didn’t stay in her house. LOL! Now everything is suspect.

    Angie says:

    June 19, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    Thank you for posting! It is alleged that black staff could not use the front entrance and had separate restrooms. She need NOT be on the Food Network or endorsing products!

  31. Trina
    June 19, 2013 at 7:11 pm — Reply

    Luvvie you owe my boss approx 4 hours of time on the clock. I need to know where to send the bill.

    I have never been in mourning and cackling all at the same time. Only you can give us life when we want to die!!! Do you know how many of my recipes she made better? How many secret ingredients she has given me to keep from my fam over the years? Thousands. Millions. Well its been a lot dang it!!

  32. Lauren
    June 19, 2013 at 7:13 pm — Reply

    Thanks for bringing this to my attention, Luvvie! I haven’t had this much fun on twitter since that one time you had us all roasting that ‘relationship expert’ until Scandal came on.

  33. Danielle
    June 19, 2013 at 7:16 pm — Reply

    Lawd Almighty! I’m so glad I waited until I got home to read these, because reading and laughing like a jackal at these tweets at work would have SURELY gotten me fired. “Coon on the Cob & Nigs in a Blanket” slayed my WHOLE entire soul. Please play “Precious Lord” as I ascend to be with my Heavenly Father….

  34. WT
    June 19, 2013 at 7:27 pm — Reply

    The best one I’ve seen so far today is:
    OJ killed Nicoleslaw

    • Cubanamama
      June 19, 2013 at 8:57 pm — Reply

      I am STILL hollerin’ at that one…stomach muscles I didn’t even know I had are hurtin’!!

    • pup
      June 19, 2013 at 9:46 pm — Reply

      Ok, that just did me in!

    • Veronica
      June 20, 2013 at 10:34 am — Reply

      Dead and decomposing on site!! That one was the killa right there!!!!!!!

  35. Fortune27
    June 19, 2013 at 7:49 pm — Reply

    Reading these hash tags has been a reminder of what a great sense of humor we have and thank the Good Lord for that!

    So, here’s my contribution: “peas ala pickaninny”

    Thank you Paula for the laughs, you pitiful woman.

  36. GetGrownPHD
    June 19, 2013 at 8:23 pm — Reply

    The Best from Facebook

    “Paula Deen is catering the George Zimmerman trial. Bringing her famous “double nigger nigger chip cookies”

    Waiting to Ex-kale & Arugula Side Salad
    Porch Monkeybread
    Swing Low Sweet Cherry Apricot Cheesecake
    Whatchu Talkin Bout Wilted Greens
    Jesus on the Main-lime Pie with Whipping Slaves Cream
    You Tol Harpo To Beet Me Salad
    Tyler Perry’s Meet the Hashbrowns
    I Know Why The Caged Fried Chicken Sings
    Uncle Tom’s Cabbage
    Blessed & Highly Flavored Rice Cakes
    Negropolitan ice cream
    Their Eyes Were Watching Garlic Mashed Potatoes
    All served with Tyler Perrier water

    And THE ALL TIME BEST:
    I don know nothin bout birthin no Baby Back Ribs

    • Jabari
      June 19, 2013 at 10:43 pm — Reply

      I____________——-> Here lies Jabari (1990-2013)…he was a good man, a strong man, a caring man but all of this was instantaneous halted after reading GetGrownPHD’s comment on Luvvie’s website….He will truly be missed….If you will now join us for our collective twerk/leyomi drop session in his honor…..

      • Willis
        June 24, 2013 at 2:35 pm — Reply

        Tears. I am in tears. But grateful for the intelligent entertainment. Luvvie and crew of commenters renew my faith in humanity and our abitlity to overcome the ratchetness that tries to creep into our l

    • Kim
      June 20, 2013 at 1:39 am — Reply

      You have not got damn sense! I can’t stop hollering and now I have a headache and a sore throat!
      At my after-pass, please make sure they serve Uncle Tom’s Cabbage, I know why the caged fried chicken sings, porch monkey bread, massaroni and cheese. Thank you!

    • Anais
      June 20, 2013 at 10:16 am — Reply

      I BREATHE!!!!!! I AM CRYING!!!! NO!!! OoO OoO!!!!! I’M DEAD!!!! AHHHaHaHaHa!!!!!

    • Nicole - seattle
      June 20, 2013 at 3:23 pm — Reply

      Whatchu Talkin Bout Wilted Greens and You Tol Harpo to Beet Me Salad did me in. That’s it; done. I hope you are happy. My face hurts and my entire body is asleep from laughing so hard. I. CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING! Thank you so much, but you know you are wrong for that! :-) thank you for being wrong! Negropolitan ice cream – dang it!

    • Nelliebean
      June 21, 2013 at 12:22 pm — Reply

      OK….. I have been cacklin’ about this since 300 am this morning (my husband rolled over, looked at me and rolled his eyes and went back to sleep), and I can not deal anymore. “Jesus on the Main-lime Pie with Whipping Slaves Cream” officially put me over the edge. I am officially dead, and GONE Tuh Glory.

    • Doug
      June 21, 2013 at 12:23 pm — Reply

      I’d like me some cullud greens and coon bread

  37. pup
    June 19, 2013 at 8:27 pm — Reply

    Twitter made me soooo proud today!

    • pinkjelybean911
      June 21, 2013 at 12:50 pm — Reply

      Yes they did!! Yes they did!!

  38. Seech
    June 19, 2013 at 8:30 pm — Reply

    Funniest thing I’ve ever read. My sides are hurting from laughing.

  39. June 19, 2013 at 8:38 pm — Reply

    So mad at “Coon on the Cob!” That was a good one. Rotfl

  40. TAS
    June 19, 2013 at 8:55 pm — Reply

    (Sangin’) Ham Bone, Ham Bone Have Ya Heard

  41. TAS
    June 19, 2013 at 8:58 pm — Reply

    Paula…. All These Post About You Are Real… I Promise You They Are Not “SPAM!”

  42. dagirlcshelle
    June 19, 2013 at 9:14 pm — Reply

    This hashtag is the reason I officially joined twitter an hour ago. I shed so many tears. SMH

  43. Adrienne Carver
    June 19, 2013 at 9:24 pm — Reply

    *flatlined* @Back of the Bus biscuits and Yes Suh Massa potatoes! !!!

  44. Gigi
    June 19, 2013 at 9:24 pm — Reply

    “Coon on the Cob”, ” Nigs in a Blanket”

    I can’t!

    (flatlined_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________)

  45. Jessica Lou
    June 19, 2013 at 9:29 pm — Reply

    “Emmit Tilapia” I CACKLED!

  46. Teatyme
    June 19, 2013 at 9:57 pm — Reply

    Bottom of the boat baked beans.

  47. Ashley
    June 19, 2013 at 10:04 pm — Reply

    if you ask me funniest one i saw was:

    “Don’t matter what you name it, she’s still gonna call it Toby”

    I blacked out HA! the shade… i wonder if she’s reading any of them? Probably thinks they’re hilarious since she’s such a fan of racially insensitive jokes smh

    • VERONICA
      June 20, 2013 at 6:57 pm — Reply

      Tell the Paster to come quick!! Too late, im______________!!!!!! LMBBMFAOOOOO

  48. Synch
    June 19, 2013 at 10:09 pm — Reply

    Ralph J Honey Bunche of Oats
    Dr. Martin Luther King Cake
    Malcolm X-mas cookies
    Barack Eyed Peas

  49. Melanie @MelanieMedia
    June 19, 2013 at 10:16 pm — Reply

    I’m crying! I’ve been reading these to my mom and we both can’t stop laughing!

  50. NYC
    June 19, 2013 at 10:30 pm — Reply

    “Run nigga Rum cake”

    • Kim
      June 20, 2013 at 1:32 am — Reply

      Hops in casket naked, you done killed me!

    • LadyLarke
      June 20, 2013 at 12:40 pm — Reply

      I CAN’T BREATHE!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

      • kate
        June 22, 2013 at 12:43 am — Reply

        i have to add on own personal entries:

        i don’t know know nothin’ bout birthin’ no baby back ribs

        big black buckwheat pancakes

        octoroon macaroons

        and finally

        Cool Whipped Chocolate Parfaits

  51. BookPerm
    June 19, 2013 at 10:41 pm — Reply

    Coleslaw and the Family Stone

  52. SB
    June 19, 2013 at 10:51 pm — Reply

    cotton picking pecan pie
    pickles deep fried in land o’slaves butter

    • Synch
      June 19, 2013 at 11:03 pm — Reply

      Cracker crusted fried chicken
      Homemade Lynchables
      Redneck tacos
      Beans and coonbread

  53. kelly
    June 19, 2013 at 10:52 pm — Reply

    I haven’t seen “I have a dream-cicles”
    #PaulasBestDishes but I did tweet it.

  54. Sarah Brown
    June 19, 2013 at 11:26 pm — Reply

    Some of My Best Friends are Blackened Burgers, Y’all.

  55. Sarah Brown
    June 19, 2013 at 11:30 pm — Reply

    and Credit to His Race CrabCakes

  56. Sarah Brown
    June 19, 2013 at 11:43 pm — Reply

    I just keep remembering a recent airing of the Tonight show when Paula threw her legs around Jay Leno, grabbed her crotch, and said, “I wet myself.” It was “appaulingly” unladylike.

    High Cotton Hoe Cakes
    Field Hand Peas with House Servant Dressing

    I can’t stop now that I have started.

  57. Liquarius
    June 20, 2013 at 2:01 am — Reply

    don’t forget “hash brown vs board of education”

  58. Bre Nicole
    June 20, 2013 at 2:23 am — Reply

    NEVA in my WHOLE DAMB LIFE have I had to stand up and stretch because I laughed so hard that I now have sore abs!!!!!!!! I am SICK to my stomach and weeping!!!!! SLAYED! MURKED! Bless my soul!

  59. Billy
    June 20, 2013 at 7:33 am — Reply

    I saw one last night “Some of my best friends are black bean salad”

  60. Roltonio
    June 20, 2013 at 7:37 am — Reply

    Here’s my 2 cents:
    “Gollywog Gumbo”
    “Brown Bag Betties”
    “Hottentot Cakes”
    … And now I have to go take a shower…

  61. June 20, 2013 at 8:38 am — Reply

    I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am at these, but so many of these are pure brilliance! I love the “Back of the Bus Biscuits” and “Nigs in a Blanket.”

    I’m crying I’m laughing so hard. I love that there are so many clever people on Facebook!

    Here’s some of the other N-words she should learn…maybe it will help with her public image?

    http://lisanewlin.com/2013/06/other-n-words-paula-deen-should-learn/

    • Oyan
      June 20, 2013 at 9:49 am — Reply

      What is the Facebook address, where you got these? Thanks in advance.

  62. Coley
    June 20, 2013 at 8:41 am — Reply

    I am HOLLERING at work…

    • Drea
      June 20, 2013 at 10:11 am — Reply

      YAAAAS! black twitter never ceases to rise to the occasion.

      • Oyan
        June 20, 2013 at 10:57 am — Reply

        It does;and I was online when the first wave broke, and it was amazing to see the ‘surge’ of responses. There were so many ‘tweets’ that were, witty, creative, hilarious, powerful, painful and frightening (Emmit Tilapia, Trayvon Martini) or humorously offensive/racist, ‘coon pone’ or ‘porch monkey’ bread. Loved every contribution. And most, if not all seemed to capture the history of the Black American experience, i.e., from slavery, ‘Slave Trader Joes’, to the present, Stop and fricassee’. Genius; humor out of pain, blood from a rock. wow!

  63. Aisha Johnson
    June 20, 2013 at 9:15 am — Reply

    I don’t have twitter however I thought about this recipe all night. Here we go: Olamide and Ofay Oreo Cookie Puddin’. Tah-dah! LOL. My room mate and I was cackling at these tweets, chile, swoon!

  64. KDS
    June 20, 2013 at 9:16 am — Reply

    I would like to thank you all for the laughs this morning. You have made my day!!!!

  65. Aisha Johnson
    June 20, 2013 at 9:20 am — Reply

    My room mate and I cackled at the tweets! It gave me life over and over again. I apologize, I don’t have twitter, however, I thought about this recipe all night. Here we go: Olamide and Ofay’s Oreo Cookie Puddin’. Tah-dah! Ahahahahahahaha!

  66. KDS
    June 20, 2013 at 10:04 am — Reply

    How about: Kunta’s (pig) Feet and Kizzy Kale!

  67. Lynece
    June 20, 2013 at 10:11 am — Reply

    Mo-Tee-sah Teacakes.

  68. Nina
    June 20, 2013 at 11:07 am — Reply

    I absolutely cannot! LOL!

  69. RavenJ
    June 20, 2013 at 11:31 am — Reply

    Neck-Bone Thugs in Harmony

    • Key from the City
      June 20, 2013 at 2:31 pm — Reply

      Police coming to arrest you for murder.

    • beeswax
      June 21, 2013 at 2:07 am — Reply

      Neck-Bone Thugs in … Hominy

      No?

  70. June 20, 2013 at 11:35 am — Reply

    two more:

    n*gga, peas!

    and,

    Paula sends her kids to school with a box of Lynch-ables.

    • Nicole - seattle
      June 20, 2013 at 3:31 pm — Reply

      O M G nigga, peas! – dying, dead; seriously! LMDAO

    • VERONICA
      June 20, 2013 at 7:05 pm — Reply

      LMBBMFAO!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!
      NIGGA PEAS THO? BAHAHAHAHA

  71. S.Green
    June 20, 2013 at 11:41 am — Reply

    I told my boss I needed to go home so I could properly laugh at all of these!

    • Lynece
      June 20, 2013 at 11:54 am — Reply

      Oh, Dear. LOL My neighbor knocked on my door to make sure I was all right. He said I sounded like I was having an asthma attack. I couldn’t even explain …I just pointed to the laptop, because I couldn’t get the words out.

  72. Lynece
    June 20, 2013 at 11:48 am — Reply

    Homemade Nappy Headed Ho Hos.

    • KDS
      June 20, 2013 at 12:16 pm — Reply

      LOVE IT!!!!!!!

  73. Karen
    June 20, 2013 at 1:06 pm — Reply

    Stick a fork in me! I am DONE!!! Flatlined, in the GRAVE! LMAO! These are hilarious, people! We’re so creative!! Certainly an expression of creativity to flip the script on painful things. In the spirit of laughs and togetherness here are some more: Bigot Bytch BBQ, Blackie-Berrie Cobbler, Jiggaboo-nana pudding, MLKale. A Breakfast of: Otay Oatmeal and Buckweat Pancakes. With a side of NIgga You Toast and Jim Crow Jam, Bloods and Grits and Steal Away Scrapple.

    • whynotaskwhy
      June 21, 2013 at 11:49 am — Reply

      I flailed my arms out in my office….*gga You Toast and Jim Crow Jam?????????AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHahahaha

  74. cocoberrie
    June 20, 2013 at 1:10 pm — Reply

    Whenever I’m having a bad day, I come here to have a good laugh! Thanks so much Luvvie! xoxo

  75. Nirvana_KM
    June 20, 2013 at 1:12 pm — Reply

    I am laughing so hard my nose is running…this brought light to this dark day at work. :)

  76. karen
    June 20, 2013 at 1:16 pm — Reply

    So happy I found this today! Ya’ll are hilarious!!!!

  77. KDS
    June 20, 2013 at 1:21 pm — Reply

    We WANT MORE!!!! WE WANT MORE!!!!!

    • Nicole - seattle
      June 20, 2013 at 3:34 pm — Reply

      I follow you :-)

  78. Tonya
    June 20, 2013 at 1:50 pm — Reply

    Uncle Tom’s Cabbage n Sambo stew, Massa’s marmalade, LYNCH-ables, sharecroppers salad, savory slavery sausages..bon apetite! :)

  79. Key from the City
    June 20, 2013 at 2:36 pm — Reply

    Here are my contributions:

    Eggs Overseer
    Black Caesar Salad
    Beat him with a Cane Syrup

    My favorites thus far:

    Massa-roni and cheese
    Lettuce from a Birmingham Jail

  80. Angelia
    June 20, 2013 at 2:37 pm — Reply

    Ike & Tina turnovers

  81. Angelia
    June 20, 2013 at 2:49 pm — Reply

    40 ounces and a mule

  82. Tan
    June 20, 2013 at 3:20 pm — Reply

    Field Nigg Peas with snaps
    Couldn’t resist lol at all comments

  83. pup
    June 20, 2013 at 5:39 pm — Reply

    My fav – The revolution will not be microwaved. Twitter is still going in! Lawd hammercy!

    • Elle
      June 21, 2013 at 6:21 pm — Reply

      LMAO…I can’t!! It will not be microwaved…hahahahaaa

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  85. tamara
    June 20, 2013 at 9:31 pm — Reply

    Coon-aid jello shots

    Omg over here HOLLERING

  86. AK
    June 20, 2013 at 10:13 pm — Reply

    Nobody did Egg Whites-Only Omelet yet though?

    • Ramblin' Wreck
      June 21, 2013 at 11:22 am — Reply

      Oh shit…

  87. evertri
    June 20, 2013 at 10:13 pm — Reply

    House Negro chilli with crackers

    • evertri
      June 20, 2013 at 10:15 pm — Reply

      Pickaninny Pate’

  88. Ramblin' Wreck
    June 20, 2013 at 11:29 pm — Reply

    It’s midnight…

    I just called my mom AND grandma. Three generations HOLLERING!

    Y’all are foolish.

  89. Ash
    June 21, 2013 at 12:42 am — Reply

    Egyptians Were White Bean Soup, Quadroon Quiches,Welfare Queen Crumb Cakes.

  90. June 21, 2013 at 4:31 am — Reply

    [...] Paula Dean….has lost her damn mind. If you have been living under a rock and didn’t know about it, check out this post over at My Brown Baby.  And then check out the hilarious hashtag #PaulasBestDishes [...]

  91. Nelliebean
    June 21, 2013 at 12:35 pm — Reply

    Pinepple uppity negro side cake was on twitter too….OMG. No more!

  92. Aisha Johnson
    June 21, 2013 at 1:34 pm — Reply

    Oh Happy Day Ham Hocks
    Gentrified Chicken and Waffles
    Jubilee Jell-o Shots

  93. phatlips
    June 21, 2013 at 3:52 pm — Reply

    Nigga Don’t Let the Sun Set on You Hero Sandwiches
    Slave Cabin Cabbage Slaw

  94. weskimcom
    June 21, 2013 at 5:53 pm — Reply

    I am Loving vs. Virginia this.

  95. Elle
    June 21, 2013 at 6:19 pm — Reply

    Ok since I was late and only saw all this today, those were hilarious, I laughed my tail off…my favorite for the day was:

    Underground Railroad roasted chicken served w/ get yo Assparagus n the field & house slave salad. W/ water hose tap water #paulasbestdishes

    Good times…

  96. hotlanta
    June 21, 2013 at 7:11 pm — Reply

    Cotton meringue pie (hope I spelled it right)
    Black slave cake
    Crispy Fried Negroes
    Let’s Whip the Last Slaves Tonighttttttt (Donna Summer Song)
    Frederick Douglass Hair Weave #64 at your nearest beauty supply sto
    Slave Idol-new talent show. Whoever sings the best slave songs wins
    Air Slave Airlines= where we take you from one slave state to another. There will be a $25.00 fee for all cotton bales that you carry on the plane.
    Hot Butter Slaves-Get this sex tape and see what Harriett Tubman really had going on inside the Underground Railroad

  97. Q
    June 21, 2013 at 7:26 pm — Reply

    Did you all watch her apology video? I just heard that Food Network will not renew her contract when it’s up this year.

    I won’t watch her reruns, but I can’t stop making her Cheeseburger Meatloaf!! #dontjudgeme

  98. hotlanta
    June 21, 2013 at 7:33 pm — Reply

    Say Yes to the Slave Dress
    The Slave Wives of Mississippi
    Maury holds the gold envelope and says, Yes Slave Jim you are the father. You have 10 kids on the Suggs plantation, 15 kids on the Drew Plantation and one by massa’s daughte Ms. Ann

    To Catch a Slave on Dateline tonight at 9:pm
    Dixie Dish Pie
    So You Think You Can JiggleBoo
    Slave Swap-slaves compare life on different plantations each week

  99. SociallyHermittable
    June 21, 2013 at 10:45 pm — Reply

    And to think that I spent my good money on a Paula Deen knife! It was deeply discounted at Big Lots, but still! I should hunt her ass down with it and slice the bacon off her back!

  100. Columbus Ohio
    June 21, 2013 at 11:47 pm — Reply

    YaLL so funny, I think I’ll go and make a pot of
    Black Eye Deen for my MIDNIGHT snack..

    Coloured people sho can laugh, I ain’t gonna
    nurse anymore of her grand babies. I’m 64 and my
    body is tired now.

  101. hotlanta
    June 22, 2013 at 2:00 am — Reply

    Cracker Oats Oatmeal
    Shuffle Along Electric Slide
    Put A Whip On It
    Let’s play the game Hide and Seek From Massa
    Carribean Slave Cruise Line
    Sex Slaves in the City
    Massa said, “turn off the lights Im coming to your cabin” (sing to the tune of Teddy Pendergrass)

    Midnight Slave Train to Georgia
    I Ain’t Your Pappy Corn Meal Mix
    Buckwheat Braids
    Slave Train, Slave Train. Let’s go down the Slave Train line
    Darky, the black dinosaur
    Abroham Lincoln freed the slaves so Brorak Obama could become President
    Here Come the Overseerer, Here Comes the Overseerer

  102. Ash
    June 23, 2013 at 1:29 am — Reply

    Jim Crow Crab Cakes
    Sweet Mammie Tiddy Tea
    Mulatto Mashed Potatoes

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  105. Mioshee Greer
    June 27, 2013 at 5:24 pm — Reply

    I just laughed so damn hard snot came out my nose cause I was trying not to laugh out loud

  106. Watts D. Matter
    July 1, 2013 at 12:44 am — Reply

    Butterflied McQueen Steak served with Esther Rolls.

    Earth Kitt Kats

    Nat King Cole Slaw made w/ a special Cabbage Calloway

    Separate but Equal Eggs Whites and Colored Yolks

    Jive Turkey with Hot Sauce

    Imperial Wizard Lizard Gizzards

    Niggard Peas

    I Wish a Nigga Wood Smoked Salmon

    3/5th of a Personal Pizza

    Filet of Sole Train with Dom Cornelius Wine

    Ike Turner Beets and Tina’s Blue Salad

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