I know I’m a delinquent with my Love and Hip Hop ATL recaps this season but bear with fickle G. Anywho, last night’s episode was full of side-eye as we really got to see how Ain’t Shit Kirk was. Him and those damb denim vests. Let’s just get into it.
Power Couple Denied – Kirk went to go see his buddy, Benzino, to whine about his marriage problems. Zino tells him to try to work it out because he would hate to see such a power couple break up. And I wondered who he was referring to because unless we’ve redefined the word “power” then how do the Frosts count? Chile…
Kirk’s adam’s apple looks like it’s trying to escape out his throat against all odds.
Loving Frenemies – K. Michelle meets up with Mimi to apologize about her statements that led to their last fight. K’s unstable self wanted Mimi to know she loves her and doesn’t wanna lose her. The ladies kiki it up and throw shade at Nikko, who seems to be out of the picture. For now.
From Makeup to Breakup – As those two biddies made up, two others broke up. Shay and Traci get together to discuss what happened at Karlie Redd’s opening, when she tried to fight Erica and Traci wasn’t down for it. They met up to straighten things out but that didn’t happen because Shay’s mad at the fiancee of the man who doesn’t claim her. I don’t know what her life is about. She needs a sassy gay friend to get her life together.
The ladies of LHHATL make it seem like it’s normal for girlfriends to have to FIGHT all the time to maintain friendships. NO MA’AM! That is some dysfunctional stuff right there.
Good Times, Bad Times – It’s Erica and Scrappy’s daughter, Emani’s birthday. Momma Dee puts a crown on the young girl’s head, with the power invested in her by her own delusions. After they cut her cake, Erica pulls Scrappy to the side and tells him he has to tell their daughter that he’s headed back to jail. That’s gonna be a toughie.
Unchecked Jealousy – Traci and Drew got hired to DJ at the same club on the same night so she brings her new boo, Shawn (who looks like Steroid Ken, the action figure). When she introduces them, Drew throws shade until homeboy walks away. He then tells Traci that “If I wanted to scoop you, I could scoop you.” They’re relationship is so unhealthy.
The Tables Have Turned – Joseline rolls up to the studio to meet Stevie, and she tells him she wants a commitment from him. I’m disappointed because in her bad bitch handbook, she’s being a simp right now. How are you gon ask the man who cheated on the mother of his daughter with you to put a ring on it so folks know you aren’t the side chick??? Chile… I guess. She then takes her problem to K. Michelle, who seems to have no code to be talking to the mistress of the man that her friend (Mimi) has a baby with. SMDH.
Jailbound Chat – Scrappy sits down with Emani and breaks the news to her that he’s going to jail. It was hard to watch as the adorable kiddie asks him “Are you SURE you have to go to jail?” Aw man.
Scrappy better get his life together! This is his third time he’s had to go back in and it’s three times too many to have to tell your daughter you’ll be away from her.
Baby Shower and Distraction – Erica throws Rasheeda a baby shindig and they shower her with pink stuff. Karlie Redd and Traci tell Ra that they both went into labor while secksing it up, so her and Kirk need to figure out their problems. Miss Shirlene, Rasheeda’s mama looks on trying to tuck in her salty.
Getaway Goofies – Kirk and Benzino decide to get away from their daily stressors from being hapless hoodboogers. They roll up to a cabin on matching motorbikes, looking like the Ambiguously Lame Duo, and when they get there, Bobby Valentino greets them. Remember Bobby V? The low v-neck wearing R&B singer who is the size of a 7-year old with scoliosis. Bless his lilliputian heart. Just tiny. Kirk says he is “tired of raising my kids.” HOW ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING A MEDIOCRE FATHER WHO BARELY DOES ANYTHING BUT GRIPE AT THIS WIFE?!? You need a vacation from being lazy? That means you’d work? iCan’t.
Offer Refused – Drew asks Traci to lunch to tell her that he doesn’t like her new boo. AND SO WHAT?!? He thinks she should be with him, in classic “I’m 12 years old and only want what I can no longer have” tactic. He then tries to kiss her and she muffs him and says she’s happy with who she’s with. GO, BABY BOP!
Drew’s light-skinned feelings are hurt, and he saunters away.
Jail Day – It’s time for Scrappy to start his open-ended sentence in jail, so Momma Dee drives him up and breaks down as she talks to him. When they get to the station, Erica is waiting for them, and the 2 ladies hug. All in the name of a walk of shame that Scrappy has taken too many times. Erica seems used to this routine but Mother Scar seems all shook up, like it’s her first time escorting his wayward ass behind bars. NAWL.
Is a Pig Pork? – Joseline is still trying to convince Stevie that they should get engaged and she asks him if he loves her. That shady sheep replies with “Is a pig pork?” She gets mad because she wants Stevie to put a ring on it to show she’s the main chick. She’s officially Mimi and the new Joseline soon come. I hope it’s not Che Mack.
The Cabin of Iniquity – What was supposed to be a boys getaway turns into a mini brothel as Benzino, Bobby V and Kirk invite a slew of sloppy women over. One of those women was Bambi from Basketball Wives LA (not even)infamy. That cabin looked like it smelled like musty feet, onion rings and fish. Ew. All that waywardness in one place. I felt like my TV was gon catch the common cold. Seriously. I was sitting in my house with a stank face right now because all of that cabin’s inhabitants looked sub-standard. Just turrble.
They all end up in a hot tub as Kirk talks himself into adulterous things. And the lost child sitting on his lap making out with him needs a mentor too. We see them go upstairs and the room to Kirk’s door closes.
Talk about Grade A Aint Shitness. It’s awful for you to be a married man who has the unmitigated GALL to cheat on your pregnant wife on camera. I hope Rasheeda watched this episode and sees that Kirk McGirk ain’t worth the chewed gum under my shoe after I step in mud. He is THE WORST!
Spongebob Benzino, Kirk the JANKfish and the plankton they invited into that cabin. I’m just disgusted. Ol’ bottom of the totem pole heffas.
The women of LHHATL gotta look at their lives and look at their choices. The men they are with are after-school specials of “Do not date.” They need to watch each episode and realize that these men are not worth their time or tears.
Did y’all watch it? Whatchu think about Kirk’s shenanigans?