Whose is this?

Whose Creepy Hairdo is This?

Sometimes, you’re bored with having normal hair and you want something different. I get it. Wraps aren’t exciting anymore. And you want to stand out of the crowd. Well, sometimes, you need to have a seat and figure out other ways to stand out besides scaring the bejeesus outta folks with your hairdo. I’m talmbout this lady:

Eye Hair

*tumbles out of my chair*

Why would you do this to your head? More importantly, why would you do this to people?

So this woman (or her beautician) came up with the bright idea to put an eye at the back of her head. A pink eye. And the eyelashes are prominent flips. I wish she’d see (HA!) how foolish this style is. It’s pink, asymmetrical, flips, and tapered in the back. It’s at least 5 styles in one.

This hairstylist probably excelled at arts and crafts in school.

I’m hoping this is for one of those hair shows, though. In fact, I’ll go with that, because surely someone didn’t leave the house to go to WalMart rocking this do. Well, actually, based on People of WalMart, someone probably did. Lawd.

If I was walking behind her, I’d have to move to the side because this is creepy as hell. I don’t need some follicular eye watching me. Is that the eye of Horus? No ma’am.

But I must admit that the hair does have great workmanship. This took technique and skill. It’s just… creepy.

So whatcha’ll think about this seeing eye hair? You’d rock it or what?

Edit: Someone on my FB fan page said this was NOT for a hairshow and the lady is a pastor who rocks memorable hairdos like this ALLATAHM! LAWD! 

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22 Comments

  1. kwan
    August 15, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    You came up with the same explanation I did. I’m gonna let her cook and hope this was from a hairshow, however I know my people and they do ish like this and walk around running regular errands smdh.

  2. Chee
    August 15, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    Just wanted to comment for the first time to let you know your blog is awesome. And the best study break ever. And awesome humor at a point I thought my eyeballs were about to be drenched in sweat. #thasall

    Regarding the hairdo, I must pull a 9ja move here…*screams* “Blood of Jesus!” as I spray the back of her hair with Holy water/rub anointed olive oil on my eyes to recover from the horror *smh*

  3. August 15, 2013 at 11:01 pm

    Being a scandalous Trinidadian, if I was in Walmart (as I am want to do) and turn the corner to see this big, friggin’ eyeball looking at me – I would bawl. Laaaawd!

  4. milaxx
    August 15, 2013 at 11:35 pm

    That is the kind of hair your rock only at a hair show or on Halloween. Otherwise, no ma’am.

  5. No Comment
    August 16, 2013 at 12:37 am

    Like everything else, I blame this on the Illuminati!

    • evelyn
      August 16, 2013 at 10:53 am

      it IS Illuminati!!

  6. Serenity
    August 16, 2013 at 7:39 am

    I like it. And if I was 21 or under I would rock the hell out of it.

  7. Nee
    August 16, 2013 at 8:50 am

    that scared the beejeezus outta me!

  8. August 16, 2013 at 10:45 am

    I also am going to,go out on a limb and say it’s for a hair show. I know some people who would actually rock this and think it was cute. I am NOT one of those people and would NEVER walk in the same zip codd with those people.

  9. August 16, 2013 at 10:56 am

    The eye does not see itself

  10. Gisele
    August 16, 2013 at 12:12 pm

    Definitely would rock it ONLY if the eye winks flirtatiously at folks walking behind me.

    I kid.

  11. Tish
    August 16, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    People reserve the right to look a hot mess…for my entertainment.

  12. WhiskeyOnTheRox
    August 16, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    O_o No ma’am!

  13. mmeetoilenoir
    August 16, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    Like the eye of Sauron, looking for the one ring to rule them all. SMDH.

  14. Londee
    August 16, 2013 at 4:43 pm

    Brings a whole new meaning to having eyes in the back of your head! Hopefully she packs the pews at her church with curious folks wondering what crazy hairstyle Pastor will be rocking this Sunday. (.___.)

  15. MimiLuvs
    August 16, 2013 at 8:52 pm

    Can you imagine if this woman was your mom and she was going through your closet, looking for a top to wear to work on that morning?

    And you see that pink eye glaring at you?! LOL!!!

  16. alex
    August 18, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    Am I weird if I kind of love this?

  17. Islandista
    August 19, 2013 at 9:00 am

    See, from the side it doesn’t look too bad. Ghetto as anything yes but not too scary. You’d just be curious about why the back of her hair is sticking up like that, wondering “didn’t she wrap it properly?” And then you reach around to see why it’s sticking out and… “LAWDDHAVEMERCY!”

    A giant eyeball glaring at you. The woman’s hair has conjunctivitis.

    This is TERRIFYING!

  18. IndigoT
    August 19, 2013 at 8:53 pm

    Sigh…. that hairdo is a PRIME EXAMPLE of one who used their gifts for evil and not good. In other words, the stylist has talent but it has been hijacked!!!!! LOL!

    And the FB clarification makes me want to quit church. NOT The LORD, just church.

  19. Renners
    August 21, 2013 at 11:23 am

    jesus keep me near the cross! i got my eye on you.

  20. August 22, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    After my hysterical laughter at both the article, photo and commments….I am speechless!!!!! SH…seriously shakes head…unable to comprehend…

  21. Kimpossible
    August 24, 2013 at 5:56 pm

    The only thing that might make this style remotely tolerable is if the eye was giving Mrs. Obama-esque ‘side-eye’