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#KanyeJobTitles is Twitter’s Latest (and Hilarious) Roast

Kanye West being on this media blitz for his Yeezus album and tour has been a gift and a curse. It’s a gift because there’s no shortage of material from Kanye’s shenanigans (like when he was on Jimmy Kimmel), and curse because of the same reason. No one loves Kanye like Kanye and YAYYY high self-esteem. But the man’s ego might be bigger than all the arenas he’s performed in. Dude stays comparing himself to the greats in whatever way he can manage.

In one of his many latest rants, Kanye went off on Nike and said he’s gonna become the “Tupac of Product Design.

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WUT? That doesn’t e’em make any sense. Lawd. He’s also compared himself to Shakespeare, Michelangelo, Steve Jobs, Ralph Lauren, the French Revolution and Harriet Tubman in various interviews. And this is why the #KanyeJobTitles hashtag was created by @YoungSinick and @JamilahLemieux. And it’s awesome. Check out highlights below.

I am CRACKING UP! I love Twitter.

Kanye Creative Genius

15 Comments

  1. shaleen
    November 26, 2013 at 11:08 pm — Reply

    OMG someone just tweeted : “I am the Joseline Hernandez of public speaking #kanyejobtitles” *wails*

  2. jme
    November 26, 2013 at 11:27 pm — Reply

    “…the Mokenstef of modern literature.” I hollered.

  3. Shevy
    November 27, 2013 at 12:32 am — Reply

    The Draya of childcare excellence. LMAO! Y’all gone leave that girl alone.

  4. November 27, 2013 at 12:58 am — Reply

    “I am the Tyrese of deep thoughts” *DEAD*

  5. Gwendella
    November 27, 2013 at 1:16 am — Reply

    I am the Lolo Jones of Olympic individual gold medals. Yes I’m loving this.

  6. Kim
    November 27, 2013 at 5:01 am — Reply

    *screams* My tweets (ElectricLadyK) made it into a Luvvie post! I is so honored.

  7. Jabari
    November 27, 2013 at 7:29 am — Reply

    I am the Trindad James of getting to work on time….. o Black Twitter how I love u so

  8. November 27, 2013 at 8:10 am — Reply

    Oh my gahhh!!!! ‘Ye claims he don’ spent $13 million on bettering himself but if THIS is the final product gworl… he needs to go leave a negative review on somebody’s Yelp! profile and try again.

    • E
      November 27, 2013 at 9:06 am — Reply

      iCan’t breeve. *wipes away tears* Not the negative review on Yelp!

  9. November 27, 2013 at 8:38 am — Reply

    My tweet made it into a Luvvie post. Yes! I’s made it. lol!

  10. naturallady
    November 27, 2013 at 9:00 am — Reply

    This is why we need more mental health facilities.

    • Right ...right
      November 28, 2013 at 11:58 pm — Reply

      Riiiight

      This man needs a diagnosis and prescription!…..and group therapy, one on one sessions, a care plan, please, somebody?

  11. Carriecnh12
    November 27, 2013 at 9:08 am — Reply

    Ok right now I can’t think of any suitable quips and quotes, except maybe “I am the Bear Grylls of sale racks”.

    The following link is a post on E!’s website, these people throw so much shade at Kanye on a weekly basis he should be living in the jungle, because his idiofoolery knows no bounds.

    http://ca.eonline.com/news/485435/kanye-west-s-latest-round-of-disses-rapper-slams-kate-upton-michelle-obama-vanity-fair-vogue

  12. MimiLuvs
    November 27, 2013 at 7:17 pm — Reply

    Maybe it is because I am surrounded by a lot of Kanye/Kimye stans (in my apartment building, at work, traveling by the MTA) that I am starting to think that I am crazy for believing that Kanye isn’t a musical genius.
    Sure, he has talented. I can’t deny that fact. But, I don’t think that he is a genius. For me, he’s just a dude that makes beats.
    Maybe it is because he is a Gemini (I am one, as well) and I know that we tend to be some silver-tongued, bullsh*tters that can convince people that a small pile of turd is the Hope Diamond.
    Also, why does this muthasucka thinks that he is so influential and powerful (in regards to the fashion business) that his “boycotting” will do some damage? Doesn’t he realize that as long as the wives of prime ministers, A-List actors/actresses, famous models, dignitaries and other wealthy (not the nouveau riche suckas)people are buying clothes from these fashion houses, his actions don’t mean a d*mn thing?

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