The 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2014
When I did the first ever “Dumbest Tweets” list in 2010, it was with Miss Zindzi, the Matron Saint of Catching Twitter Foolery. That list started something (DumbestTweets.com) so it’s only right that she come back to help do the 5th list.
Zindzi: Meaty. Oaker. For some reason, this invokes images of Paul Bunyan. Or any buff dude that chops stuff. Either way, NAW.
Luvvie: Speaking of mediocrity…. >____>
Zindzi: I’m assuming that he meant “demeanor” and not an aging Greek goddess. Or maybe I’m wrong. I dunno.
Luvvie: Right. You don’t know his life! O_o
Zindzi: Can’t wait to go Times Square. Hopefully I won’t miss seeing the silhouette of the Golden Gate Bridge! -_-
Luvvie: Lemme find out they towed the Eiffel Tower from Paris to London. LEMME FIND OUT!
Zindzi: You don’t have to tell us twice…
Luvvie: It will be our pleasure.
Zindzi: Good writtens: GoodReads for the grammatically-challenged.
Zindzi: Math is hard.
Luvvie: Plus 1 carry the 8 minus the 2. THAT IS NOT IT.
Zindzi: And 115% embarrassing.
Zindzi: I’m going to accept that you’re probably higher than giraffe eyelashes right now.
Luvvie: I hope antonym rolls aren’t the same. >_______>
Zindzi: Double ganger – When you work part time for the Crips and part time for the Bloods.
Zindzi: This is a just cornucopia of failure.
Luvvie: Dumber than a box of rocks.
Zindzi: I don’t think you’ll EVER find the one, bro.
Luvvie: Enter.Lectual. I love when people want something they can’t even offer.
Zindzi: Might need to set up some Rosetta Stone.
Luvvie: You better say “DATE” because it’s simpler. “Rendezvous” didn’t French like this for you to ruin it.
Zindzi: This is just painful to read.
Luvvie: Down CENDRUM. Jesus be a fence and spell check.
Zindzi: Why don’t you walk away from your keyboard?
Luvvie: WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING IN SCHOOL?!?!?
Zindzi: Massaginist? Is that a masseuse that refuses to serve women? Help me out here.
Luvvie: #Massaginist. #YouOkBro? Your spelling surely ain’t. He meant “misogynist.” We will file this under “bless your heart.”
Zindzi: You tell ‘em girl! *snaps in Z formation*
Luvvie: Versionities, though. Why did all these children get left behind?? WHY?? In case you’re wondering, they meant virginities.
Zindzi: Don’t forget Arbor Day, the day we celebrate cheap wine coolers!
Zindzi: I had to read this multiple times before I realize that they meant ‘demons’. Demons, y’all.
Luvvie: I can’t. I’m unable to can.
Zindzi: “And on the right, a Ghanaian citizen on his way to work”. -_- Surely they could’ve found a picture of a human being.
Luvvie: The only giraffes in Ghana are probably in their zoos. FAIL, Delta!
Zindzi: I don’t know much about algebra, but…
Luvvie: But… no.
Luvvie: *deepest sigh ever*
Luvvie: O_______________________________O <— extreme side-eye
Luvvie: When people who ain’t got no place to give life advice open their mouths, this is the type of asinine, dangerous thing they spew. No country for this dude.
Zindzi: Hall of Cost. *packs up and leaves 2014*
I just cannot. Shoutout to @MissZindzi because without her, this list wouldn’t have happened! And join the Dumbest Tweets Facebook fan page. And of course, follow DumbestTweets.com for updates throughout the year.
And in case you missed past year’s lists, look below.
* 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2013
* 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2012 (Part 1)
* 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2012 (Part 2)
* 20 Dumbest Celebrity Tweets of 2012
* 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2011 (Part 1)
* 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2011 (Part 2)
* 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010