Angelina Jolie Gave Maleficent Realness to Amy Pascal and I’m Here For It
By now, you might have heard about how Sony Pictures’ emails were hacked and many of the exchanges between executives were leaked. You thought All My Children was juicy? NOPE! There was so much tea between these film bigwigs, and many sites have published them.
Some of the juiciest tea was from Amy Pascal, Sony’s co-chairman. Emails between her and producer Scott Rudin dropped (yes, like they’re mixtapes or something) and they had some unkind words to say about some of our faves, including Angelina Jolie. In the convo, she was called a “minimally talented spoiled brat.”
UH UH. Don’t come for Mrs. Jolie-Pitt when she ain’t send for you! Anyway, the Hollywood Reporter’s Women in Entertainment Power 100 Breakfast happened a couple of days after the gist drop and Amy ran into Angelina. Apparently, she tried to hug her and this picture happened.
If looks could kill, we’d be singing “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot” in honor of Amy’s memory. GAHTDAMB. This is not a side-eye. It’s a full-frontal death glare.
Angie is giving Maleficent realness because this lady was just talking grimy about her and is gon try to hug her? Where they do that at? It’s like the time this one known person went around talmbout me to people I KNOW and of course they told me. Then she saw me at an event talmbout “Luvvie, we need to talk.” I believe the look I had on my face resembled Angie’s. We ain’t got nothing to talk about, ma’am. Only thing I NEED to do is stay Black and pay my taxes. Get out my face. Y’all know I’m petty.
Anyway, look at Angelina’s hands too. She’s like “I’m not trying to touch you” as the lady grabs her shoulders. She is so not here for Amy. She’s so un-here for Amy that she’s over there and all around.
This is the look you give to the person who tried to eat your last plate of jollof rice then they come up on you in the kitchen like y’all are friends. NOPE. That is betrayal and you KNOW we ain’t cool. We are not.
Amy tried it, doe. TRIED IT. And I love Angie for not doing the fake laugh thing. YESSS to this glare of death!
Oh and the hilarity of the lady in the back with her arms folded. She’s calling Amy’s boolsheet too. She sees it and she ain’t here for it either.
How would y’all caption this pic?
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