Whose is this?

Whose Baby is This? Why is It Already Sick of Our Shenanigans

I’ve featured wise babies on here before. I especially love the one I’ve lovingly dubbed Jebidiah. They’re the mini humans who are brand spanking new but they show up with an attitude, like they’ve been here before and are tired that we still didn’t get ourselves together. Ol’ judgey newborns. I love them though because the crank in me recognizes the crank in them. I wanna join their club.

The latest wise baby to come across my face is this one. He or she is not pleased with the state of affairs and can you blame it?

Baby Fed Up

Chile, I know.

I just wanna ask him/her what I can do to get its approval because this look of disappointment is so pointed.

You know I had to ask my Facebook family what they think and they had me howling as usual.


“This baby got burdens and they must be laid down.” – TJ

“His wife wants to talk about her feelings while he’s trying to watch the game.” – AC

“This baby looks EXHAUSTED like he pushed himself out of the womb. His face says, “So this lazy heffa is my momma? I did all the work! And I’m fresh out of dambs to give!” LMAO” – SF

“There’s such judgment and condescension in his eyes and all over his grown man face. I feel ashamed of everything I’ve ever done wrong.” – KC

“The look he gave when his mama took him to big mama’s house with no air” – LM

“He looks like he’s going to turn down my loan application and give this look as his explanation.” – DW

“That baby just did a 12 hour shift with no break.” – AHM

“This baby done come up on the rough side of the mountain.” – CN

“Lil man looks like he just worked two shifts, and they put his OT all on one check, and they taxed the heck outta it. Lmao” – TWD

“This baby bout to send somebody to the corner sto fo a pack of newports and a grape soda…..and he want ALL OF HIS CHANGE!!!!” – MG

“I didn’t leave my Sweet Savior and mansion to be given a body for such dire atrocities.” – CS

“This is the face I’ll have when I get fired for laughing out loud at these posts and the ensuing comments.” – TB

“He has his “Unable to can” face” – KG

“He already knows what kind of world he was born into and he’s offended he has to breathe the oxygen it provides.” – RS

what the fuck cat gif

“He epitomizes NO DAMBS TO GIVE!” – SBR

“They just cut this baby’s hours at Home Depot. How is he supposed to make his car note now?!” – MB

“this baby will never know the thing called can nor will he ever seek to discover a fuk to give” – KC

“He is obviously mad about that righteous combover!!!” – AD

“This baby is legit through he must’ve heard Robin Thicke simpin ass apology records on the radio and he is not impressed…neither are we baby boo neither are we” – SB

“This baby is saying, “…so you say they cover vasectomies, but not IUD’s, huh? I see how this world works…”” – EC

“He’s not angry. He’s just disappointed. Now go to your room, Mom.” – AB

“This baby has a cigar, a cognac and an attitude.” – DNB

“This baby KNOWS the struggle is real.” – TB

“That’s Stewie from Family Guy” – PW

“I’ve been here seven minutes, and already I’m bored.” – TM

“This baby has an offer you can’t refuse. This baby is Jesse Helms Reincarnate. This baby ain’t trying to hear your excuses, he wants his money. This baby just got fired. This baby just got your report card. This baby just heard what you said to his cousin about him.” – RB


HA! I love ornery babies. The ones who just sit there silently judging you.

It’s watched too many Republican debates and it’s sick and tired of the bullshit. This baby wants you to get the hell out its face. You better listen to. It might be related to Flossie Dickey.

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22 Comments

  1. SoulfliHoneyBea
    March 7, 2016 at 11:41 am — Reply

    That baby has the best ‘Really’ face I have ever seen. I can learn from this baby. This is resting baby face–kind of like resting ‘b*tch’ face, but with much more attitude and disapproval. This baby is upset that Donald Trump is still a front runner and how dare his parents bring him to this planet with these shenanigans? This baby face is a response to the Republican Party, the Bernie overSupporters, and the lies Hilary tell. This baby is done with life after 10 seconds of breath. This baby has been through hard times and trouble. This baby has been here before and is upset that he has to return.

    “Really, mama? Is this what we gonna do today?”
    “15 hours of labor–I am going to hear this for the rest of my life. And I am not amused.”

    I’m dying at that face.

    • Juliet
      March 8, 2016 at 9:14 am — Reply

      I DIE

  2. Lollister
    March 7, 2016 at 11:42 am — Reply

    LOL! This baby looks like he got stopped by the vagina cops on his way out because he “fit the description” and he knows if he got a bullsh*t ticket IN UTERO, then things on the outside world seriously gonna be terrible.

    #TakeMeBackToTheWater #HeIsNotImpressed

    • Juliet
      March 8, 2016 at 9:16 am — Reply

      LMAO

  3. Conner
    March 7, 2016 at 12:01 pm — Reply

    Don’t all vaginal terrorists look like this?

  4. Dukie525
    March 7, 2016 at 12:41 pm — Reply

    This baby just looked at the field of Republican presidential nominees and is like, WTF, Really!!???

  5. Joy n' L.A.
    March 7, 2016 at 12:45 pm — Reply

    This has been my absolute favorite meme for “STOP. JUST.STOP.” for at least a year!

  6. E
    March 7, 2016 at 12:59 pm — Reply

    How you have a resting [email protected] face and you just got here/?? What you about 5 min old? Dang!!
    His face says it all; nope! I can’t! I wont! I will never! I dont give 2 got dambs! Last but not least SHAAAAADE! That is master level attitude face!

  7. alanna
    March 7, 2016 at 1:14 pm — Reply

    this baby is tired of your puns

  8. notconvincedgranny
    March 7, 2016 at 1:42 pm — Reply

    Think about this: the kid with that mug is now a toddler. How terrible can the two’s be? Be glad this ain’t your problem. Look. Now look again. Be glad again. Look one mo ‘gin. Let the praise dance begin.

  9. Erica
    March 7, 2016 at 2:38 pm — Reply

    This baby was sent back from the future to “take care of” Donald Trump. He just discovered that he came back as a newborn, so he has to grow up first.

  10. nurse nay
    March 7, 2016 at 3:05 pm — Reply

    Mama are you serious? That Mother****er is my daddy….I coulda waited longer to meet his ass …..just let me be!!!

  11. March 7, 2016 at 5:41 pm — Reply

    That baby has been soaking in water for 12 months and was just squozed (no typo )through the equivalent of a straw. He mad at everybody.

  12. March 7, 2016 at 6:58 pm — Reply

    The baby looks like he just came from a Donald trump campaign and said he’s so stupid. Then he told Donald he never will become president and Donald said you wont either then the baby got mad and that’s why his face like this.

  13. Tosha P
    March 8, 2016 at 8:38 am — Reply

    “This baby got burdens and they must be laid down.” – TJ

    This comment rightchea!!!!!! I hollered at the red light made folk miss the turn signal. Not a single f**k was I able to find

  14. sweeterpea
    March 8, 2016 at 9:51 am — Reply

    Yeah right, wit yo lyin’ azz.

  15. Kiki
    March 8, 2016 at 1:00 pm — Reply

    I would pay cold hard cash for an updated photo of this grumpy ass baby!

  16. Serenity
    March 9, 2016 at 3:02 pm — Reply

    I’m certain if this baby turns his head to the right we will see that Farrakhan-NOI part. This baby is selling bean pies on the weekends

    • March 13, 2016 at 4:24 am — Reply

      Please send orange flowers to the funeral.

  17. Josenny
    March 10, 2016 at 8:01 pm — Reply

    That’s my baby. Hated the meme at first, but now I embrace the positives and negatives (not really but I try). Another addition to his meme history. Thanks for the article, got a kick out of it.

  18. Ahn Medek
    May 25, 2016 at 2:02 am — Reply

    This baby is like, “Oh noooo, not again.”What? I know you don’t think I’m supposed to smile after all that.

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