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Brandy, Fantasia and Jazmine Sullivan Just Made Melanin March Blacker

When good news drops nowadays, we gotta hold on to it like the last piece of perfectly fried, golden brown, chicken. We gotta hold on to its ankles like the spider monkey of life. And today? We got some GREAT news.

Fantasia aka Tasia Mae aka She Who Will Squall took to Instagram to tell us that Brandy called her about them doing a song together with Jazmine Sullivan.

We don’t have details or anything else but that IG post but we’ll take it. The idea of those 3 powerhouse vocalists together on one song is giving me the vapors. Individually, they sing the house down. Together? They might sing every building in a 10 mile radius into crumbles.

I am SO GLAD that I re-upped on my supply of Jamaican Black Castor Oil this week because they’re about to snatch my edges bald. I’m about to be sans-hairline. My girl Mela Machinko said “GIVE ME TIME TO ORDER BIOTIN FOR WHEN THESE HEFFAS SNATCH ME BALD!!!!!” She better Amazon Prime some and get ready. This ain’t no game outchea.

Whew. You know I’m a longtime fan of B-Rocka. Like, her and I have been going together because of her music since forever. And I still play “Never say Never” like it came out last week. And people are sleep on her “Human” album which is also THE JAM.

Saw Brandy a couple of weeks ago at a brunch honoring her in LA. WE ON!

Saw Brandy a couple of weeks ago at a brunch honoring her in LA. WE ON!

And Tasia? Well, we have a love thang too. Now we follow each other on Twitter so you know this is real.

I told you that we’re gonna have a Black ass year. Now look what Joseph’s stepson done did. FAVOR AIN’T FAIR, SAINTS. It ain’t. Jesus did it. How much Blacker can it get, when Tasia, Brandy and Jaz are collaborating on a song? They are gon SANG all our aches and pains. I want the first note to have me rocking back and forth.

I wouldn’t mind if they decide to go on tour together.

This is gonna be good. I need them to come forth and drop it. Now we wait. I’ma get my iTunes coins ready.

Waiting at the door 2 gif

Oh and did I get tickets to the Fantasia and Anthony Hamilton concert happening in Chicago next month? Ask yourself if the rent is too damb high. YOU BET YOUR ASS. I can’t wait. I’m going in my favorite flats that I can kick off the easiest.

P.S. Get your Black History YEAR tshirt.

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15 Comments

  1. Jenifa
    March 16, 2016 at 12:13 pm — Reply

    joseph step-son

    Luvvie wan kill me today!!! my spirit is ready, Reality Show had me in tears and “Beggin and Pleadin” reminded me why they call Brandy “The Blueprint” and Tasia…Taisa is truly blessed with the anointing. We know this. I am ready.

    • AG
      March 16, 2016 at 9:06 pm — Reply

      I repeat, Joseph’s step-son. Tooooooo much!

      • June
        March 18, 2016 at 11:21 am — Reply

        that killed me too….had to pause then return to re-read coz I was laughing to much…

  2. jcanwisegrrl
    March 16, 2016 at 12:28 pm — Reply

    I’ve been stanning HARD for B-Rocka since Full Moon. She did some things on that album that folk still ain’t caught up with yet. Talk about futuristic! When she dropped “Beggin and Pleadin” the other day, I snatched my own edges out. Lol! She went allaway AWF. And I’ve been down with Tasia Mae since she sat on that American Idol stage and made me weep with her rendition of Summertime. Glad to see her killing the game. Jazzy’s voicebox was specially moulded by God and I am here. for. her. Her lower register? Chile! That song woulda slayed with just her and Brandy exchanging runs, but to add in Tasia Mae? I can’t even and I can’t odd.

    • Bronwen
      March 16, 2016 at 7:23 pm — Reply

      “I can’t even and I can’t odd.” is going into daily vocabulary rotation. I died.

      • jcanwisegrrl
        March 17, 2016 at 10:27 am — Reply

        Use freely! 😀

  3. Judy
    March 16, 2016 at 12:33 pm — Reply

    I can’t wait and yes I spent my coins to see Fantasia and Anthony Hamilton in Columbus, OH May 1st. I cannot wait…forget Beyonce…Tasia can have all my coins. Yesssss to beautiful black voices….edges will be snatched!!!

  4. Capricorn
    March 16, 2016 at 8:38 pm — Reply

    I can’t even and I can’t odd? Add this to the LuvvNation dictionary, please and thank you.

    My ears and hairline are NOT ready. They AINT.

    • jcanwisegrrl
      March 17, 2016 at 10:28 am — Reply

      Lol! Use freely 😀

      I’m seeing Tasia Mae tomorrow in New Kingston, Jamaica. I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve. Anxious dinnamug. Ugh!

  5. SoulfliHoneyBea
    March 16, 2016 at 10:04 pm — Reply

    I want one of those shirts soooo bad, but they don’t come in my size. 😰

    But I live that these sangas are getting together! The Grandaughter of Dorothy Norwood, who changed my perspective on ‘Somewhere Over The Rainbow’. Jazmine Sullivan, who could sing a phone book, and I’d be on iTunes scratching like a crackhead— feening. And Tasia Mae. NC’s very own (Carolina girls!) I have loved her since her American Idol days—I used to argue with people about her!

  6. Stardancer Supreme
    March 16, 2016 at 10:21 pm — Reply

    I. can’t. wait! Tasia been giving me life just singing tributes to Patti Labelle. (Sidenote: Nobody else should sing Patti songs but Fantasia. NOBODY but her.)

    Got my iTunes coins ready!

  7. Lourdes
    March 17, 2016 at 1:10 am — Reply

    ‘I can’t even and I can’t odd’ made me do a spit take.I.HAVE.DIED.

    • jcanwisegrrl
      March 17, 2016 at 10:30 am — Reply

      😀 😀

  8. Andrea
    March 17, 2016 at 10:49 am — Reply

    “I am SO GLAD that I re-upped on my supply of Jamaican Black Castor Oil this week because they’re about to snatch my edges bald. I’m about to be sans-hairline.” DED. DIED. LAMENT THIS LATINA.

  9. brendadc
    March 17, 2016 at 5:53 pm — Reply

    I can’t wait for that song! I wish Fantasia and Anthony Hamilton were performing in the Bay Area!

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