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Azealia Banks Got Verbally Mollywhopped By Skai Jackson on Twitter

You may or may not have heard of the name Azealia Banks. First of Her Name. Ruler of Nothing But Her Smartphone. Maker of Music No One Can Name. Haver of A Lot of Anger. She is a musician (I guess) but she is more known for her Twitter beefs with various celebrities. She is loud, brash, bold and often wrong as hell. But she is gifted for standing strong in it.

She stays trying to come for folks on that platform, and last night, she ranted at Zayn Malik, formerly of One Direction. She felt that he plagiarized her or something and because she’s the insufferable numbnut she is, she called him a couple of slurs, including the F-word that rhymes with maggot. She is CONSISTENTLY out of line a and out of pocket, and this isn’t the first time she’s shown her homophobic ass. She also called him a “token sand nigga.” I don’t even understand. All she had to do was call him Aladdin to land that joke but SHE IS TOO MUCH constantly.

So folks are watching her make an absolute ass of herself when 14 year old Disney star Skai Jackson chimes in and says “Azealia Banks needs to simmer down a little.” That is ALL the girl said. Since shutting the fuck up and acting right is Azealia’s kryptonite (she’s basically Tyrion Lannister without the charm), she decided to go at the teenager.

Skai Jackson and Azealia Banks

Azealia on the left, Skai on the right

Azealia Banks got her edges AND eyebrows snatched by Skai Jackson. I am #CRINE. This is like when your toddler cousin tells you that your wig is crooked in front of company. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO COME BACK FROM THAT? Nothing. You say nothing because you can’t. Just pack your things and go. Get the stick and tie a bandana that’s red with white polka dots and just leave.

Skai called her “Azealia Stanks” and I’m both impressed and jealous because that is such a perfect insult for her and I’m a little miffed I didn’t get a chance to create it.

This battle was won fair and square by Skai. We’re not even gonna talk about how invalid Azealia’s attempts at clapback were. Long after she’s done dropping mediocre mixtapes that her three fans listen to, Skai will still be collecting Disney syndication royalty checks.

Bloop nene gif

This is also why the winner is Little Miss Jackson. The best ethers are the true ones. That “My memes are more relevant than you” bit was so true it hurts. She wasn’t kidding. Her memes are TOTALLY more relevant and recognizable than Azealia, who most people can’t pick out of a picture where she’s wearing a tshirt with her own name on it.

If only Azealia Banks put as much effort into her music as she does her Twitter beef. She MIGHT be prospering more. If only. For real. Has she ever trended on Twitter for dropping good music? I have been on there since September 2008 and I have surely never seen her spike to the front of everyone’s brains and conversations for doing some epically good shit. Whenever I see her name, it is guaranteed that she’s beefing with someone. I even took a poll to see how people know her. Only 11% of over 1,000 people who took the poll chose “Her music.” That is just sad trombone.

Click the pic to get the most updated results of the poll

Click the pic to get the most updated results of the poll

You know how you can be an asshat and still prosper? Be a SUPER DUPER ULTRA talented genius or be a white man. Since Azealia is neither Kanye West or Donald Trump, here she is at these failing ass crossroads. Uncle Charles ain’t missing her either.

Azealia is too grown to be fighting with a high school freshman. And then to lose said verbal fight so completely? That’s a real shame. To be honest, there was no winning for her here.

As for Skai, she’s already so SAVAGE at such a young age and I am here for her. I’m available to help her hone her shady ways. I would love the opportunity to be her Mr. Miyagi. SHADE ON SHADE OFF. But she doesn’t need me. This is how quick she isat 14? By 30, she will be skull-dragging her haters for breakfast without blinking. I am so excited for her future.

Skai Jackson Azealia

The moral of this story is: Be careful who you talk shit to. Yesterday, I talked shit to my personal trainer. I am currently struggling to walk because of it. GOSTA BE MORE CAREFUL.

Update: Ummm Skai’s mama has weighed in on this and you can tell that Miss Jackson came by her gooning honest. Her mom, Kiya Cole, told Azealia she ain’t got time for her foolishness and if she wants to see her in these streets, they could go. Ok I’m adding to it but read for yourself cuz I ain’t the one to gossip so you ain’t heard that from me (mmhmm).

Skais mama Kiya

All the WELPS that ever WELPED in WELPchester.

Don’t come for Mama’s baby when your talent is a maybe.



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102 Comments

  1. May 11, 2016 at 12:35 am — Reply

    TOO grown for this. My sentiments exactly! Azealia does the most and it’s ridiculous that she ended up insulting Zayn, when about 12 hours before, she tweeted about how she’s sure he & Gigi are Azealia Banks fans. They did not acknowledge this in the affirmative & she got mad. I really don’t think this girl is okay.

    • whilome
      May 11, 2016 at 9:37 pm — Reply

      A week ago, I would have been concerned for her mental health. But you know what? I’m TIRED of that reach.
      Bump that armchair psychoanalysis. It really is this simple: homegirl is an asshole.

      • Dreq
        May 12, 2016 at 7:50 pm — Reply

        Nailed it. Mental illness or not, Azealia is just an insecure, toxic loser who’s decided that she’ll settle for being a marginally famous twitter troll, since she certainly can’t have a rap career.

    • a
      May 13, 2016 at 5:15 am — Reply

      Azaelia banks is now Katt Williams ..except with less talent than he has in his pinky finger

  2. Tesha
    May 11, 2016 at 12:36 am — Reply

    Well done, Skai! Lovers of shade-throwing from all walks of life, colors, shapes, and sizes are proud of you this day. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  3. Kask
    May 11, 2016 at 12:53 am — Reply

    LMAO! Harpo who dis? Luvie you got a way with words.

  4. JacksonM
    May 11, 2016 at 12:55 am — Reply

    When a 14 year old hands you a life lesson and wins the shade battle, it’s time to hang it up. Skai did everything but say Bye Felicia

  5. Mirily
    May 11, 2016 at 1:06 am — Reply

    Skai ain’t EVEN a high school freshman, the girl turned 14 three week ago … she’s in eighth grade. How are you gonna go after someone in middle school? How does someone born in THIS CENTURY bother you and you’re a grown ass adult?

    I liked when Banks schooled Iggy but at this point I think she may need a therapist and someone to lock down her Twitter account. Something is clearly wrong.

  6. Jennie
    May 11, 2016 at 1:12 am — Reply

    I remember when Skai did a band aid commercial when she was itty bitty. She was probably about 4, MAYBE 5.

    • tishushu
      May 11, 2016 at 10:46 am — Reply

      I remember that, too! Mainly because she said “fanguhs” and I thought it was cute…

  7. Aj
    May 11, 2016 at 1:33 am — Reply

    I hear Beyonces “dont hurt yourself” playing in the background when ms. Cole was speaking *lol

  8. David
    May 11, 2016 at 1:40 am — Reply

    Long time lurker and I intend on leaving one comment…talking about the failures of Azealia Banks as a FORMER fan. Gather round, I shall commence…

    ALBUM “SALES”/”PEAKS”: in the U.S., Azealia’s got 2 entries album wise; her 2012 EP, 1991, which was #1…on the Heatseekers chart before stalling at #133 on the Billboard 200. Her 2015 album, Broke with Expensive Taste was #2 on the Rap charts…BENEATH T.I.’s album that year. BB200? #30 with 11,165 sales in 4 days but it’s sold 31,000 as of April of LAST DAMN YEAR.

    SINGLE “PEAKS”: Azealia’s only “big” hit was “212”…which wasn’t even a TOP 5 IN IRELAND as it peaked at #7. Hell, up until her U.S. peak and she does have ONE, her songs were only released in the UK, Netherlands, Belgium, aforementioned Ireland and Australia. Enter her only U.S. AND Japan charting song, “Chasing Time”…in Japan, she flopped at #48 AND in the U.S.? #12…ON THE DANCE CHARTS. She couldn’t even break through the most niche chart in the U.S. & acts like she’s Madonna sales wise; have the several seats you can’t fill, AFAILURE.

    TOURS: She pretty much couldn’t get her ass gigs in the U.S. other than Coachella (TWICE; 2012 & 2015 and NEITHER appearance helped her career, OBVIOUSLY), ironically, L.A. PRIDE in 2015 and she pretty only played every European music festival you can think of from Glastonbury to MELT!

    YouTube CHANNEL FAILURES: Yes, her ass is messy here too. She has THREE. DIFFERENT. CHANNELS. INCLUDING VEVO. Her VEVO has 7 videos total but “212” ISN’T ON SAID VEVO; PLUS when her channel launched, VEVO SPELLED HER NAME WRONG & COST HER MILLIONS OF VIEWS.
    Her channel that features “212”, “1991”, “Succubi” and other failed singles has ONLY 11 VIDEOS. AND it took 5 years (!) for “212” to break 100 MILLION VIEWS.
    Her 3rd channel? 20+ videos that are mostly 1 minute chunks talking about songs from her album and her whack ass attempting to cook food.

    FWIW: She’s been on XL Records, Interscope but claimed it was Polydor because her ass could only get so many European gigs (Universal) AND Prospect Park (a no name label that BWET was released under). Emphasis on BEEN as ALL 3 failed and now she’s “independent”.
    That AND when I sold my copy of her album AND Taylor Swift’s 1989 album like 2 days ago, you know what I got combined? $6 and I can guarantee $5 was for T-Swift and not “Slay-Z”.

    Enjoy this strong as hell brew, Luvvie and co. <3

    • Juliet
      May 11, 2016 at 5:30 am — Reply

      YOU WIN !!! LMAO

    • Jabari
      May 11, 2016 at 6:14 am — Reply

      Oh, my heart!!!!!

    • May 11, 2016 at 6:26 am — Reply

      David, that was totally worth coming out of the lurker closet for.

    • Brigitte
      May 11, 2016 at 7:31 am — Reply

      You called her Afailure!! 😂. Can we get married now??

    • Lisa
      May 11, 2016 at 7:32 am — Reply

      David said ‘let there be shade’ and it was night.

      • LadyLarke
        May 11, 2016 at 9:25 am — Reply

        Hahahahaha!!!!!! This post is EVERYTHING!!!

      • LadyLarke
        May 11, 2016 at 9:30 am — Reply

        You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you’re more laughable than Meek Mill…..you are officially a sad Mac. Skai took those words and scalped Azealia Banks bald. That chick is running around currently trying to pick up her edges.

        I mean, what grown ass woman has a Twitter beef with a child? Really???

      • Casey
        May 11, 2016 at 2:18 pm — Reply

        LMAOOOOOOO

    • Tina
      May 11, 2016 at 8:23 am — Reply

      David with the RECEIPTS!

    • Pearl
      May 11, 2016 at 9:23 am — Reply

      This right here!!!!
      *passing the offering basket*

      Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Madamsophia
      May 11, 2016 at 10:24 am — Reply

      😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Y’all don play😹😹😂😅

    • me3
      May 11, 2016 at 11:00 am — Reply

      Well. Fuck.

    • Nonchalauren
      May 11, 2016 at 7:14 pm — Reply

      Shit! 😂😂😂

    • Val
      May 12, 2016 at 12:28 am — Reply

      Brah!!! I never been to this site before and had no idea who she was until I just read your comments!!! Which is I guess the reason I still have no clue who she is.. Thank you.. Thank you..😂😂😂

    • Katie
      May 12, 2016 at 11:11 am — Reply

      Seriously the best post EVER!!!

    • Tasha Goldsmith
      May 12, 2016 at 12:28 pm — Reply

      I need you to be my best friend like.. yesterday.

    • Morris Thomas Jr
      May 12, 2016 at 2:48 pm — Reply

      I listened to some of her ‘music’. I was not impressed. I see why she rants on twitter. It is her only way to stay in the news. Sadly, the Wizard of Oz, cannot give her some talent. So I guess it off to Playboy. My bad, she already did that. Well, there is always porn

  9. AG
    May 11, 2016 at 2:34 am — Reply

    “You may or may not have heard of the nameAzealia Banks. First of Her Name. Ruler of Nothing But Her Smartphone. Maker of Music No One Can Name. Haver of A Lot of Anger.” Dead….This is where I died.

    • Drea
      May 11, 2016 at 4:56 am — Reply

      Too. Dang. Funny!!!

  10. chewyfruits
    May 11, 2016 at 2:55 am — Reply

    lol SHADE ON SHADE OFF, that is comedy gold.

    • Stephanie
      May 11, 2016 at 1:19 pm — Reply

      Exactly.

    • Val
      May 12, 2016 at 12:31 am — Reply

      He won the whole internet with that one🏆🏆

  11. Shar
    May 11, 2016 at 4:22 am — Reply

    Up early sipping on this good A tea, Luvvie you are a fool and I’m so here for Miss Skai Jackson ( and her mom)….NY, we go hard!!!! Hey Azalea Stanks, Skai now has 2.3 million + 1 followers 😂😂😂

    • MzCafe
      May 11, 2016 at 2:21 pm — Reply

      I’m about to join twitter so I can be her follower too -making that number 2.3 million +1+1 -LOL

  12. Drea
    May 11, 2016 at 5:08 am — Reply

    Who comes for a 14yr old?! My daughter is 14 and reading her comments to this little girl brought out my protective mama bear type anger! My hate for azealia banks is parellel to donald trump, now. F&@$ them both, foreva! *in my Cardi B voice*

    • Jay Carter
      May 12, 2016 at 4:18 pm — Reply

      Parallel to Trump; she’s a public supporter of Trump, so the likeness between the two are paper thin; but poor Banks, with her Afailure of a career she has nothing better to do than go at people and ATTEMPT to throw shade…it’s like bitch please, you can’t even…now stop embarrassing yourself and go pick up your weave that Ms Jackson snatched please

  13. May 11, 2016 at 5:08 am — Reply

    Azalea who dat? Hey Skai girl!😍 We in our house love that kid! She is such a class act!!!❤

  14. Tina
    May 11, 2016 at 5:37 am — Reply

    I didn’t even hear this raggedy ass chick’s name before this post. She should go back to “No one knows you anyway land” #ForReal
    Luvvie – I can always count on you for giggles when I’m having a shit day, thank you Queen Of The Shade.

  15. SAMDiva
    May 11, 2016 at 5:43 am — Reply

    “Don’t come for mama’s baby when your talent is a maybe” is my favorite mic drop line of all time. This whole thing made me cackle this morning. I haven’t had my coffee yet and I’m already crying at LuvNation foolishness. What a way to start hump day!

    • MoMo
      May 11, 2016 at 9:29 pm — Reply

      Agreed. This line was everything to me. Everything.

  16. Ayana
    May 11, 2016 at 5:51 am — Reply

    I just died twice! Once after Skai’s ether game….and again after this damn post!!!! Azaelia Stanks needs to saddown somewhere. Somebody take her phone PLEASE!

  17. Kierah
    May 11, 2016 at 6:06 am — Reply

    Somebody put Mizz Banks on the Sick and Shut In list, please. She ain’t been well for a long time.

    • Ty
      May 11, 2016 at 8:42 am — Reply

      I will add her to our list since I am in charge of programs this week

      • Jay
        May 11, 2016 at 10:06 pm — Reply

        I love your reply!

  18. Ticia
    May 11, 2016 at 6:23 am — Reply

    So I guess any further tweets from this twit are gonna be from The Ghost of Azealia Banks after she got her soul snatched straight from her body by a 14 year old! 😂😂😂

  19. May 11, 2016 at 6:30 am — Reply

    When a 14-year-old leaves you in a pile of Twitter rubble, it’s time to reevaluate your life choices.

  20. Jessica
    May 11, 2016 at 6:56 am — Reply

    Posts like this right here are why I cannot WAIT to get my hands on your book. I don’t “lol” when Luvvie writes , I straight up open-mouth cackle !

    Congrats on all your success 🙂

  21. LicoriceAllsort
    May 11, 2016 at 7:19 am — Reply

    *raises hand* Here I am, folks, one of Azealia’s 3 music fans. (I recommend Soda.) But I don’t defend her shenanigans. She needs to stay TF off Twitter.

  22. Ashlee
    May 11, 2016 at 8:33 am — Reply

    “Don’t come for mama’s baby when your talent is maybe” JUST.MADE.ME.HOLLER! Lol bruh…what is life?! Azealia Stanks?! Y’all…lil miss Jackson is the future.

  23. May 11, 2016 at 8:33 am — Reply

    “Now have several seats” LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. That girl is amazing.

  24. Veda
    May 11, 2016 at 8:40 am — Reply

    Ok so I don’t know the lil girl… just thought she was a meme and wondered why she “proliferated” so quickly…

    I only know of the Nutty Banks b/c of her constant beefing, that seems to be her marketing scheme. She must be the only wrapper that still works with a street team and by street I mean gully.

    Hence forth, Nutty Banks, is now in the Stacey Dash category and all references to her should begin with.. In her struggle to be relevant. Azalia Banks…

  25. Felicia
    May 11, 2016 at 8:40 am — Reply

    I need Skai to teach me her clapback ways cause she is ferocious at age 14. I am still crine at Azealia Stanks. Azealia stay trying folks with her ignorant azz. She tried the wrong one and Skai snatched those already thin, broken,raggedy, frail edges.

  26. DLS77
    May 11, 2016 at 8:54 am — Reply

    I have heard one or two of her songs and think she’s talented. I have actually heard her talk about some things that I agree with, but then she just goes BEYOND left consistently. Like you said, she’s like Kanye, but she doesn’t realize that he waited until he got popular before he showed his CRAY. She’s “passionate,” but this mean streak she has is no where near cool. Calling someone a “sand ni**a”…. I think it is hilarious she got FULLY BODIED by a 14 year old. And she needs to actually thank Skai Jackson for a flash of relevancy.

  27. May 11, 2016 at 9:07 am — Reply

    The mama in me was cussing up a ghatdamb storm over here. Bish did you…did you…what?!? No ma’am. Don’t come for the babies. I was one of the “who is dis woman?” people. She needs to take all the seats in the stadium she is not performing in.

    As soon as my girl gets home we are going to continue this shade honing skills. Luvvie, let me know when the virtual Miyagi sessions begin and save us a seat. I’ma tag you on some mess she said. I’m blaming you for it, btw ;-).

    • Just Her
      May 11, 2016 at 5:15 pm — Reply

      Yes! I need those lessons too!

    • AG
      May 12, 2016 at 12:31 am — Reply

      >>She needs to take all the seats in the stadium she is not performing in.

      And just like that, this thread’s got my ass back on the floor. Tell it!

  28. Jade
    May 11, 2016 at 9:31 am — Reply

    *clears throat*

    I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE. TEACH THEM SHADE AND LET THEM READ THE WAY!!!

    my mourning tea sustains me. Yaaaas Skai.

    • Gina
      May 11, 2016 at 11:51 am — Reply

      This RIGHT here!!!!! I feel like a proud auntie reading this!!!!

    • EMB
      May 11, 2016 at 12:26 pm — Reply

      I literally just choked laughing my big donkey laugh. My toddlers up here looking at me confused like ‘Ma!’ That was hilarious.

    • PJW
      May 12, 2016 at 1:35 pm — Reply

      *Heart Palpitations* Oh the Shade!!! The Shade of IT ALL!!!

  29. May 11, 2016 at 10:11 am — Reply

    Her music percent was at 11% when you posted this. Now it is at 9% and for some reason that makes me giggle.

    You aren’t even popular in a Twitter poll, what in the world is your life about.

  30. Rana
    May 11, 2016 at 10:13 am — Reply

    i’m sorry miss jackson, you IS fo real. all the clapbacks couldn’t have saved that hot mess.

  31. Stacy
    May 11, 2016 at 10:19 am — Reply

    I knew that reading this before my department staff meeting would work wonders for my mood. Can I make one recommendation Luvvie? Can you get with Amber Rose and Miss Skai (she’s on a RuPaul’s Drag Race read level so she’s officially Miss Skai at only 14) to open up The Clapback School of Shade Throwing? I will gladly call Sallie Mae to get a student loan if you guarantee me admission. #libraryisopen

    • Elle
      May 11, 2016 at 2:25 pm — Reply

      Yes Ma’am. Let me know when registration opens and sign me up for classes with Professors Teigen, Fenty and (Solange) Knowles.

  32. Marcus
    May 11, 2016 at 10:41 am — Reply

    See? I’m conflicted. I actually love her music, but can’t stand her personality. I figure the happy medium in this case where I can continue to enjoy her music without putting a dime in her pocket is to just pirate the shit (and I don’t pirate ANYTHING, so that’s saying something!).

    • Milo
      May 11, 2016 at 3:15 pm — Reply

      You have what we call Kanye West syndrome. You like the music, but you can’t stand the artist lol and it’s sad because if they weren’t so unlikeable, everyone else would be open to seeing how good of an artist they are instead of hearing about their antics.

  33. Dana
    May 11, 2016 at 10:46 am — Reply

    And all I can hear is Ice Cube’s “Bow Down” playing in the background. Azealia, just sat down please. You got schooled by a child, A CHILD!!! Madam, get your life!!!!

  34. Chad
    May 11, 2016 at 10:51 am — Reply

    I would like to volunteer to zip Miss Banks Body Bag that Skai so gently placed her in. Azaelia Banks should probably take her cues from Jay Electronica. STFU, and let your past successes give you a pass for your current eccentric mediocrity.

    Then again, she’s taken more shots than an Alabama sorority girl on Homecoming Weekend so maybe that’s impossible now…

  35. Syrich
    May 11, 2016 at 10:55 am — Reply

    I am a middle age woman with no children devoted Disney Channel fan, love me some Liv and Maddy, Girls Meets World, KC Undercover and I watch Jesse and Bunk’d simply because of Skai Jackson (Zuri). You can tell that little girl has a bright future. She is always on point. Especially since, she is the proud product of all the African Warrior Goddesses. (Her and those little girls from Blackish, Yara Shihidi and Marsai Martin). They are the goodness that our struggles produced. Skai and Marsai are my babies. And I don’t like any one picking on little black girls. We all know how hard being a little black girl can be. Now having said this, I am devastated that a child had more class and savvy than an adult woman who should be leading by example. Where is this woman’s tribe? Where are her people? Why doesn’t someone help her sit down and shut up. I am so embarrassed by her behavior. I have heard her name before, but I would not be able to “pick her out of a picture where she’s wearing a tshirt with her own name on it.” SMH. Done.

    • notconvincedgranny
      May 11, 2016 at 5:26 pm — Reply

      Here with you in shock and unity,

      Petty Mae.

    • Londa
      May 12, 2016 at 9:48 am — Reply

      I refuse to call myself middle age. That makes me sound old and I won’t be old till I’m 98 1/2. I’m 46, though. And I do have Disney Channel fans (past and present) in my house. And, like you, I love me some Skai, Yara and Marsai (who is my inner spirit animal).

      May I join you and notconvincedgranny in the shock and unity meeting? Just let me know when the next event is and I’ll bring the drinks – alcohol and non-alcoholic; whichever pleases you.

      Just call me,

      Petty Sue

  36. me3
    May 11, 2016 at 11:02 am — Reply

    One of her concerts just got cancelled because of her rant. It’s about time. I’m so tired of this clown. She’s a miserable person.

  37. Gina
    May 11, 2016 at 11:45 am — Reply

    Asszalia got thrashed by a teen! This is a wake up call to irrelevant and stalled career wannabe sangurs… the kids ain’t yo fans! 😅

  38. Lorna
    May 11, 2016 at 1:27 pm — Reply

    Can I be real about my obtuseness? I don’t know Azaelia Banks so much, that I thought you were talking about that white girl that stay #Columbussing Black Rap, Iggy Banks or whatever her name is (Rachel Dolezal, Jr).

    It wasn’t until I saw the picture that I understood this is the OTHER stank, no class, totally irrelevant azz wanna-be that I only know from Twitter Beef Central High School. (Harpo, who IS dat woman?). LMAO!!

    • Kermit's mug
      May 12, 2016 at 1:34 pm — Reply

      You’re not obtuse. That’s simply irrelevance doing what it does.

  39. Jacqs
    May 11, 2016 at 1:43 pm — Reply

    Not even a verified twitter account. Talking trash without a checkmark by her name.

    I agree with a previous poster about the sanctity of our black girls. Like, seriously, she went there???? Blanks should be supportive, but hurt people… Hmph, that made me angry.

    • May 11, 2016 at 3:20 pm — Reply

      I noticed that too. So irrelevant, not even Twitter wants to bother verifying her crazy comments.

  40. Tammy
    May 11, 2016 at 2:12 pm — Reply

    Still dont know who Stanks is. I just love Skai

  41. Nikki
    May 11, 2016 at 3:34 pm — Reply

    “Don’t come for Mama’s baby when your talent is a maybe.”

    – – – – this kinda thing is why I make it a point to keep up on all things Luvvie.

  42. Quynh
    May 11, 2016 at 4:41 pm — Reply

    I’ve never posted anything in my life but GURRRRRLLLLLL I’ve never read TRUTH written as eloquently and clever as THIS! Reader. for. life.

  43. notconvincedgranny
    May 11, 2016 at 5:24 pm — Reply

    Just from her meme I knew Ms. Jackson had something going on. You need to watch for the quiet ones. As for Alligator on the Banks, damn the edges – her scalp is so clean and skull so clear we can see what’s she’s thinking. Like a crystal ball, ain’t nothing there. Skai (Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty or not) peeled Azyouseeit’s onion so thoroughly there was nothing left but three tears and a sulfur smell.

  44. Jeru
    May 11, 2016 at 6:08 pm — Reply

    I’m gay and you can use the word faggot. It’s not offensive lol.

  45. Maks
    May 11, 2016 at 7:25 pm — Reply

    Respect to that incredibly detailed breakdown.

  46. Shane
    May 11, 2016 at 7:45 pm — Reply

    It really says a lot about a person’s life when they are prepared to spend half their day, waiting for and replying to texts from a 14 year old child star. Too much of these young ‘stars’ think that they have something to prove, and while this might be amusing to some it’s just another example of how much things have changed… and no that’s not a good thing…

  47. Brandi
    May 11, 2016 at 9:16 pm — Reply

    Good. She shoulda never came for fine ass zayn. And certainly shouldn’t have come for a 14 year old

  48. Carrie
    May 11, 2016 at 9:24 pm — Reply

    Really though? You have to bring race into this by saying what you did at the end? That’s messed up for real.

  49. Anonymously Anonymous
    May 11, 2016 at 11:01 pm — Reply

    I was right there with you until you exposed how to be an asshat and still prosper. I knew you were going to say Kanye West. Creative? Genius? PROSPER!? He’s 54 million in debt!

  50. Raven19
    May 12, 2016 at 6:40 am — Reply

    I spit out my tea at “Harpo, who dat woman?”

    so thank you for that. <3

  51. Reel Art
    May 12, 2016 at 7:56 am — Reply

    Wait

    Why is “black women putting each other down” even making news.

    #hatedit

  52. AzaealiaWho?
    May 12, 2016 at 8:13 am — Reply

    Haven’t seen a celebrity get beaten by an 8th grader this bad since Katt Williams!

  53. Kay
    May 12, 2016 at 9:37 am — Reply

    Senior just witnessed a “back in the day” ass whuppin’. Lil’ girl threw down hard! LMAO!!!!!!!!!

  54. Stace
    May 12, 2016 at 3:22 pm — Reply

    All of this ALL OF. THIS. Azaealia is the new millennium Khia, every generation has one SMH.

  55. […] just say the back and forth was a lot. Social media star Awesomely Luvvie has one of the best play-by-plays of the epic exchange (including the deleted tweets) we’ve seen yet, so thank us later. It all […]

  56. […] she certainly lives up to her potty-mouth reputation. Blogger Awesomely Luuvie ran a poll that, well, speaks for […]

  57. Siima
    May 13, 2016 at 7:24 am — Reply

    LMAO!! Luvvie I’ve been dodging your blog posts coz I’m trying to avoid GOT spoilers but I had to come back for this! I am #CRINE at my desk and getting weird looks from all corners of the office. ”Get the stick and tie a bandana that’s red with white polka dots and just leave.” Bury me now!

  58. 1Chiq
    May 13, 2016 at 11:50 am — Reply

    I’m so here for Skai’s mama’s response- even though she didn’t even have to say a thing. Skai got it honest. Yep…Hon-est.

  59. shi-chan
    May 17, 2016 at 3:19 pm — Reply

    The way black women are presented in the media is not innocent. It never was. The “bitter black b*tch” stereotype is prevalent. Look at all the articles where you can an agressive scary looking azealia vs the calm fine looking Zayn. How many times has the white media use this tactic to discredit black women?
    I’m not saying that Azealia wasnt wrong to say whatever she said but how many racial slurs and racist accounts are there on Twitter right now?
    I’m one of Azealia’s 500k (irrelevant much?) followers and she very often says some really interesting things on important subjects like race, gender and politics. Could she express her frustration in a better fashion? Undoubtedly; but at least she’s honest and I give her props for that.
    She’s one of the few celebrities who talked about giving reparations to black people for slavery. She’s the only famous person to denounce igloo australia (aka white men in drag from fbi iggy) when b*tch called herself a “runaway slave master”. She boycotted d&g for their racist collection (who else would have the guts to do this?).
    Again I’m not saying what she did was okay. I’m not a “kuntie” (that’s how she likes to call her fans) but I hate seeing a real talent get discredited and wish you had done your research before you wrote your article.

  60. Jaycee Ehi
    August 19, 2016 at 6:34 pm — Reply

    Also did justice to the situation. If I were in skai’s shoes, by now Missy stanks would have been crying ’bout her frustrated, miserable, gudfanufin, rundawn lyf ( trust naija babes). In case she is looking for anoda teenager to beef with am always avalabu 😎😎😎😎😎🙎mtchewww.

  61. December 20, 2016 at 1:42 pm — Reply

    ah lol and omg i forgot this tweet and now it get back in my mind

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