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Where is Hillary Clinton? Hopefully Taking ALL the Naps She Deserves!

People really have some nerve. I keep seeing folks asking where Hillary Clinton is as everything goes to hell and it floors me. People are really wondering where the woman who won the popular votes by 3 million but still lost the highest office of the land is hanging. Folks fixing their faces to ask where the person who could almost taste history is as her opponent wins, and tries to bring on World War III. OH OK.

So last night, I went on a rant on Twitter because I’m sick of people on her behalf.

Hillary Clinton eyeroll

Can’t view the tweets below? See on Storify.

Everyone is the worst.

Hillary Clinton Side-eye

How she should be looking at everybody right now. Don’t ask her for shit.

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40 Comments

  1. Lleighsha
    February 11, 2017 at 11:08 am

    Every. Single. Word. Of. This. Straight. No chaser. Leave that woman alone.

    • charmed64
      February 11, 2017 at 11:18 am

      Absoeffinglutely…… leave her be!!!!! *punching the air on her behalf*

    • Ja
      February 11, 2017 at 7:34 pm

      Thank you!!! It had to be said! She was the most qualified candidate in history and she “lost” because 1) electoral college; 2) “Crosscheck Program” which purged, for example, over 400,000 votes in Michigan, where Crooked Donald won by mere 10,007 votes; 2013 SCOTUS ruling that nullified key provisions in 1965 Voting Rights Act to protect minority votes; Russian hacking; and MORE.

  2. Mari-Lynet
    February 11, 2017 at 11:13 am

    Loved every minute of this!!!!

    • Ja
      February 11, 2017 at 7:37 pm

      Hillary stays quiet. Trolls be like, “Where is she? Bernie still fighting.” Hillary posts something. Trolls be like, “Look at her trying to get attention for herself!” Getthef*outtahere!!!

  3. Coleen
    February 11, 2017 at 11:24 am

    I get so angry about the people in my circle who voted for Lord Dampnut that I can’t see straight. These are FAMILY members. I have to share holidays with these chuckleheads. RAGE.

    • Wendylous
      February 12, 2017 at 1:37 am

      No you don’t.

    • Wendylous
      February 12, 2017 at 1:50 am

      I imagine the personal and private grief she must feel when she hears how much she is hated and how happy people were when she lost. Thinking about that is what caused me to weep the day after the election. The hate she has faced since her husband FIRST ran for public office blows my mind. The way she dressed and wore her hair was believed to be the cause of him losing one of the elections he was in. And for all her good works to be for naught. To have all her deeds be a non factor, unbelievable. But yes Luvvie, we black women came out. White women didn’t need to vote for her because their white men would protect them. So to placate them the women voted for a stain. They’re all closet racists.

      • kate
        February 12, 2017 at 3:56 pm

        White woman over 60 here. I voted for her, gave her money, made phone calls for her. I’m in the only white demo that supported her — ladies w/ college degrees.

        Not writing to say some bullshit thing like “not ALL of us!” but instead to say thank you to all the black women in the USA, who fucking show up & do the right thing. I wish to god you were in charge, b/c you seem to be the people most likely to get it right.

      • Janis
        February 17, 2017 at 8:40 am

        They THINK their white husbands will protect them. They won’t. And when the wifeys are drowning in shit up to their necks, they’ll be looking around for someone else to save their asses. And if someone does, they’ll knife her in the back in twenty years.

        The White Wifeys had two choices:

        1) Acknowledge how bad things are for women, and vote for a (highly qualified) woman.
        2) Stay in denial about what a shitshow their marriages have been up to this point, and what losers they hitched themselves to, and vote for the mean, ugly white male bastard.

        They chose denial. They can sit in that shit forever as far as I’m concerned.

  4. MissTish
    February 11, 2017 at 11:39 am

    Coleen, for Christmas next year, give all of your KaptainKumquat-voting-fam gum from the dollar store. The kind that was sitting around in a warehouse in Shanghai for ten years before it got the shelves in Family Dollar. The kind that effs up your dental work. AFTER Kumquat outlaws dental work for the poor and middle-class.

    • February 11, 2017 at 4:45 pm

      I cackled until I started choking at this one. OMG! *falls out laughing*

    • pam
      February 11, 2017 at 7:56 pm

      I can only dream of aspiring to your admirable level of petty

    • Veronica
      February 12, 2017 at 1:42 pm

      I want take Petty Warrior Training from you, Sensei

  5. February 11, 2017 at 11:57 am

    I still wake up in the middle of the night hoping that HRC is ok and then I have rage monologues at every piece of hot garbage who didn’t vote for her.

    Nights aren’t quiet any more.

  6. February 11, 2017 at 12:10 pm

    100% yes on this one.

    Can you imagine? People have balls.

  7. Tonia
    February 11, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    I saw an article where the author felt that Obama should have spoken up in the first days of Trump. I gave my hardest side-eye…..I gave myself a headache.

  8. February 11, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    Yes. This. All of this. I have so much rage.

  9. That Fly Diva E
    February 11, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    Yes Yes and HELL YES!! She owes us NOTHING!!

  10. VJ
    February 11, 2017 at 3:33 pm

    I have had to say this a few times, too.

    Like maybe she’s a human being who worked her ass off for forty years trying to do the right thing and make her dreams come true only to be crucified for her every mistake and to see, literally live, in person see, someone completely antithetical to all of that work and stupendously incompetent and unqualified achieve her dream instead of her when he didn’t even really want it and after millions more people chose her for the job.

    Maybe she’s not quite ready to throw herself back into that. Maybe give it a fucking rest.

  11. HertzCat
    February 11, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    Not to mention that fact that if she HAD been vocal and active, she would have been slammed for being a sore and bitchy loser, or taunted about the election (see Kellyanne Conway’s playground guttersniping after the latest ruling. Damned if she does, damned if she doesn’t: this country literally refuses to let her win.

  12. February 11, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    I was absolutely gutted for HRC after it became clear she wasn’t going to win. GUTTED. My gosh. I still don’t know how she managed to pick herself up and give a concession speech the next morning. I wouldn’t have even been able to speak. I don’t think I have it in me to be that gracious, anyway. I don’t drink, but I guarantee you, I’d have been edges-deep in a vat of Jamaican john crow batty rum, drowning myself – er, my sorrows. NOBODY coulda got me out to come and concede a damb thing.

    Folks need to give her a break. I wouldn’t blame her if she spends the rest of her life doing nothing but spoiling her grandkids. She’s done all she could, got screwed over, disrespected and dragged through the mud. Let her be.

  13. Jeanne Duchene
    February 11, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    I was praying so much for Hillary to win and I’m Canadian. I wish she was here in Ottawa. She’s a grand Lady, an incredible person with a big beautiful heart. I could go to hell for what I would like to do to those damn republicans who are also kkk and hypocritical evangelicals. trump is like the imbecile mascot of this conspiracy but the republican rats around him pulled the strings even with the FBI and they are getting away with it. It’s like all those rats were in the trump Trojan horse. I’m wondering if it will lead to another American revolution. I hope not but it will take a miracle. Elizabeth Warren is fighting so hard to bring out the truth. trudeau is going to meet with trump on Monday. I wonder if sparks will fly. My big problem is if Palin is sent here as ambassador, I live 30 minutes scooter ride from the American embassy in Ottawa. The plot thickens!

  14. February 12, 2017 at 4:57 am

    So you ranted all by yourself from 1:40 to 2:00 in the morning defending Hillary Clinton. I feel you honey.

  15. Gwopijon
    February 12, 2017 at 8:54 am

    Yes yes yes. Yes to every single sentence.

  16. February 12, 2017 at 12:27 pm

    This is epic! I only just discovered you, Luvvie, but now an instant fan. Big yes to every single word.

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  18. SIPort
    February 12, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    This twitter rant was righteous.

    RIGHTEOUS!!!!

    Thank you, Luvvie.

    Hillary.does.not.owe.anybody.a.god.damned.thing.

  19. Peggy
    February 12, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    Thanks for writing this. You are so right. I hope she’s doing ok. She’s a far stronger woman than I. It must be awful to watch the mess that’s happening now and know it doesn’t have to be this way. I just hope this finally breaks the fever of Republican rule – they would have spent the next four years hounding her and investigating and obstructing, and the media would have been going “both sides”. Maybe finally they will see that both sides aren’t responsible for the mess.

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  21. fuschia
    February 13, 2017 at 10:35 am

    Absolutely Luvvie!!!!!!

  22. MommieDearest
    February 14, 2017 at 11:48 am

    Thanks Luvvie. America needs this.

    Along with a back-handed pimp slap across the face.

  23. Joi Razinha
    February 15, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    I posted a link to your twitter rant and got dressed down for Hillary being MIA and enjoying her privilege while Rome burns and being a white feminist and how if she was a true public servant she’d still be out there fighting. Don’t know how to respond to that.

    • Janis
      February 17, 2017 at 11:26 am

      Ask them how much fighting they’re doing aside from tweeting their displeasure. When one of them gets a law degree and then fights to ensure education access for poor, disabled, and minority kids for a living the minute they get out of law school, they can bitch about how Hillary didn’t do ENOUGH.

      Basically, if they aren’t in the arena fighting just as hard as she did, they don’t get to carp. Anyone carping from the couch can just STFU.

  24. Erin
    February 16, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    I appreciate your points but I disagree. Hillary was trying to become the leader of our nation and she didn’t win but that doesn’t mean she can’t be a leader anyway. I am disappointed that she hasn’t commented on any of the stuff going on. She lit a fire in this nation. She got the popular vote! And she is letting the ember grow cold. Sure she deserves a rest but we’re beyond that now. She is still an American…if that means anything worthwhile anymore.

    • Janis
      February 17, 2017 at 8:49 am

      And aside from bitching on a blog, what have you done? Gotten yourself a law degree and signed up to get disadvantaged kids in school anytime in the recent past?

      Let me know when that happens cuz that’s when you’ll have the right to demand more from her. When YOU start to pony the hell up to anywhere near the level she has.

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  26. Janis
    February 17, 2017 at 7:59 am

    I want to print this out and rub it in the faces of everyone I knew who was voting for Cheeto Mussolini, and all of those idiot women I knew — especially the young ones — who were all “I’m not voting for the woman! Look how empowered I am!” to suck up to their hipster Bernie-bro boyfriends and asshole white supremacist king-baby husbands, or in some sort of childish “MOMMY’S NOT THE BOSS OF ME” tantrum.

    Hillary spent HER ENTIRE LIFE from the beginning working for the betterment of humanity. She spent her whole life trying to better the lives of ALL women, and her reward was, “I can’t vote for her where my boyfriend might see!”

    Fine. You wanted to prove how feminist you were by NOT voting for the woman where a cute boy might see you? Well, you’d better learn to swallow now because you’re gonna be borrowing his money to get your pap smears now that PP is going nards up.

    Like you said, this country got the president we deserved, and I spent almost every single day of my life since the election fighting my way forward past the realization that this country REALLY REALLY REALLY DOES hate women and dark skin SO MUCH that we’ll actively choose fucking HITLER over someone with tits and as a thumb in the eye to a predecessor with dark skin.

    And that she can literally be the most qualified person in the history of the country for the job, and it still doesn’t matter. Why the fuck even bother? The more qualified a woman is, the worse it is for her. Maya Angelou talked about “still like dust, I rise.” Yeah, the more insistently you rise, the worse you are smashed down until there is nothing at all left, not even dust. Rise and they bring out the baseball bats. Rise higher, and they bring out the nukes. Women as well — the last thing a woman wants to see is another woman succeed. Who does that bitch think she is?

    *sigh* Anyhow. Someone said that the problem with democracy is that we get the government we deserve. Well, we got that in spades. And anyone who expects my middle-aged female ass to donate or contribute to their desperate cause now can go fuck themselves. I saw what this world does to middle-aged women who try to help, and I don’t need a forest of knives in my back. If mommy’s not the boss of you, then Mommy’s ain’t gonna haul your ass out of the swamp either. Haul yourself.

    Anyhow, I love you to bits. People like you remind me that maybe I’m not entirely out of step with ALL of my species.

  27. Funky_y_2c
    February 17, 2017 at 10:08 am

    I hope she’s eating cake in cosy socks, watching reruns of Living Single. And watching Lemonade…. She might not get the African diaspora references…but ‘Hold Up’ and ‘6 inch heels” are basically about her relationship with America. Working so hard and getting no love. SMH… Also Warsan Shire’s words about throwing a side chick’s teeth like confetti…that may also resonate.

  28. February 24, 2017 at 8:37 am

    People have lost their minds. I just..