About
*clears throat*The world wasn’t right till 1985
When that kid Luvvie came to make it all alive
She was the hottest baby you ever did see
And came to be famous for her IG-nivity
*Drops mic*
*Yells and stomps on floor* SECKCHUAL CHOCOLATE!!
*Walks off stage*
*folks say* “That girl GOOD!”
Hehe. I’m a master lyricist, I tells ya. Master Lyricist. Anywho, I’m Luvvie, but some like to call me Queen Ig (while others prefer “a hot mess”). I am a founding member of the Ignant CREW, and we’re live, hype, in charge and senseless. My loves include newsboy hats, patterns of all sorts (pinstripes, argyle, houndstooth), rice and shoes!
I think the day the Lawd was giving out sense, I missed it because I fell asleep after I went back for a second bowl of Rice. My day is not complete until I’ve rendered someone into having the Gigglefits. I love my IGs dearly, and if one of their lives depended on me never eating rice again, I’d give them an extra day to live (Yes. I am just THAT loyal).
I am a contradiction of sorts. I’m a girly tom-boy, a lazy athlete, a pessimistic optimist, a cheap shopaholic, a Black fan of Celine Dion, a serious goof, a skinny glutton, simple tune yet a complicated melody, understanding, yet critical, a Facebook addict w/ a life…I’m a lot of things.
I’m quite opinionated and I tend to rant about whatever subject irritates me. My stream of consciousness is this blog, just in a more coherent manner. Hope you’re amused by it.
Truly (sometimes) and Always (except for when I’m lazy) Yours (only if you’re HOT),
I am… Awesomely Luvvie (sadly, I own not a roboglove)
P.S. I can’t wink in real life, so I made my avatar do it for me. When I try to wink, I look like there’s something stuck in my eye. Not sexy.
P.P.S. Anything you’ve heard about me is not true (especially from haters folks like Kindred). Unless, its tales of my SEGZINESS. Then THOSE are biblically factual.
P.P.P.S. On the sensible side, my passion for social justice and my love of shoes resulted in me co-founding The Red Pump Project along with Karyn of “The Fabulous Giver. It’s an organization to raise awareness about the impact of HIV/AIDS on women and girls. It’s my heart (and my key into Heaven, to negate all the foolishness of this blog. That’s what I tell myself anyway).
