About

Humor Blogger. Web Designer. Social Media Strategist. Red Pump Rocker.

I am: Ratchetness Royalty. Pop Culture PrimaDonna. Titan of Trifling Truths. Renowned Roaster. Majestic Murker. Superb Side-eye Artist. Grand Goon. Highborn Hoe-Slayer. Bodacious Blogger. Witch of Wit. Admirer of Alliteration.

But you can also call me Luvvie. My loves include newsboy hats, patterns of all sorts (pinstripes, argyle, houndstooth), rice, everything red velvet and shoes!

I think the day the Lawd was giving out sense, I missed it because I fell asleep after I went back for a second bowl of Rice.

I’ve been blogging for 8 years (I’m a VETERAN) and 5 have been here on AwesomelyLuvvie.com. My foolishness seems to amuse some folks so I won the Black Weblog Awards “Best Humor Blog” in 2009 and have been a finalist ever since. I was also chosen one of BlogHer’s “Voices of the Year” 2010.

It seems that I’m addicted to blogging because I’m also the head behind DumbestTweets.com, a site that compiles the stupidity that happens on Twitter (which is apparently a lot).

But really and truly, I just want to travel, eat red velvet everything and save the world in fierce shoes.

Truly (sometimes) and Always (except for when I’m lazy) Yours (only if you’re HOT),

I am… Awesomely Luvvie  (sadly, I own not a roboglove)

P.S. I can’t wink in real life, so I made my avatar do it for me. When I try to wink, I look like there’s something stuck in my eye. Not sexy.

P.P.S. On the sensible side, my passion for social justice and my love of shoes resulted in me co-founding The Red Pump Project along with Karyn of “The Fabulous Giver. It’s an organization to raise awareness about the impact of HIV/AIDS on women and girls. It’s my heart (and my key into Heaven, to negate all the foolishness of this blog. That’s what I tell myself anyway).

P.P.P.S. Oh and I also design websites and do social media stuff. I basically make folks’ lives more awesome. Check my professional website if you think I need more people.