About Luvvie
Humor Writer. Social Media Strategist. Red Pump Rocker. Techie. Red Velvet Enthusiast.
I am: Ratchetness Royalty. Pop Culture PrimaDonna. Titan of Trifling Truths. Renowned Roaster. Majestic Murker. Superb Side-eye Artist. Grand Goon. Highborn Hoe-Slayer. Bodacious Blogger. Witch of Wit. Admirer of Alliteration.
But you can also call me Luvvie. My loves include blazers, patterns of all sorts (pinstripes, argyle, houndstooth), rice, traveling, everything red velvet and fierce shoes! Oh and I’m addicted to Scandal.
I think the day the Lawd was giving out sense, I missed it because I fell asleep after I went back for a second bowl of Rice.
I’ve been blogging for 10 years, since MySpace was still cool and Geocities didn’t make us cackle. I talk about all things pop culture, entertainment, life’s random adventures and whatever is in my little shadeful heart at the moment. I thoroughly enjoy doling out side-eyes and there is never a shortage of people and foolishness to judge.
It seems that I’m addicted to blogging because I’m also the head behind DumbestTweets.com, a site that compiles the stupidity that happens on Twitter (which is apparently a lot. It’s actually bottomless).
My background is in Marketing and Communications and I merged that with the techie side of me. For the past 3 years, I’ve been a digital strategist, helping folks figure out how to use the web to further their missions. I’ve been called the Olivia Pope of social media, because I help folks fix their eLives. You can check out my professional website and see how I can help ya! Hire me!
On the sensible side, my passion for social justice and my love of shoes resulted in me founding The Red Pump Project along with Karyn of The Fabulous Giver. It’s a nonprofit organization to raise awareness about the impact of HIV/AIDS on women and girls. It’s my heart (and my key into Heaven, to negate all the foolishness of this blog. That’s what I tell myself anyway).
But really and truly, I just want to travel, eat red velvet everything and save the world in fierce shoes.
Truly (sometimes) and Always (except for when I’m lazy) Yours (only if you’re HOT),
I am… Awesomely Luvvie
P.S. I can’t wink in real life, so I made my avatar do it for me. When I try to wink, I look like there’s something stuck in my eye. Not sexy.
If you’re new here and wanna read some of my top posts, here are some to get you started:
* Skinny Girl Problems are Real
* The Stages of Twitter Grief of Celebrity Deaths
* There’s Voodoo at Target Stores to Make You Spend All Your Money
* Parents, Quit Naming Your Kids Stupidly
So take off your coat and stay awhile! 
Feel free to also find me elsewhere online.
