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I’m always tardy for the party, even when it’s my own. August was insanely busy for me. So busy that I forgot a major special occasion here on AwesomelyLuvvie.com! On August 8, 2006, I launched this blog with a simple post, not thinking it would turn into anything but a random space for me to [...]
Sometimes, I come across something that makes me realize that some people are born dumber than others. This tattoo is one. The weapon formed against him was “failure” and it already prospered when he got this permanently etched on his face. What makes someone wake up in the morning and say “I think I want [...]
I mean, who doesn’t? I’m pretty shallow too. Anywho, so… the website About.me is having a contest to find someone to become the FACE of their company, ending up on a giant billboard on Times Square. Well, I wanna be that person. It’s easy, just head to my about.me page and click “vote”: http://about.me/luvvie. Just [...]
I was minding my own business when one of my dope readers (@BeautyIntheGeek) emailed me talmbout how she went to the African Festival of the Arts in Chicago yesterday. It’s a dope annual event. I usually go to load up on shea butter and to watch people rock their best fake kente cloth (from 87th [...]
So blessings rain down on me continuously and I just want to do all types of church scoots. God is clearly doing the wop and the cabbage patch in my life AS WE SPEAK! That’s the only explanation I got for it. What happened this time? Wells… The Black AIDS Institute, one of the leading organizations [...]
I have owed Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose a sternly-worded letter for a long time. I never got around to doing it because Amber’s “leaked” nekkid pics distracted me. And then on Sunday on the VMAs Red Carpet, they made sure to gross everyone out by literally tonguing each other down. So I had to [...]
I’ma just jump right in and let y’all know there’s a sorority called “Pi Nappa Kappa.” Yes. In real reality, not virtual. At first, I thought the Iota Sweets decided to branch out and start a completely new org. Then I learned that it was actually a Natural Hair sorority. And it exists un-ironically. The people [...]
Many things happened during the 3-hour 2011 MTV VMAs. Many things. Very few of them was interesting. Most of the time I was watching it was spent yelling at the TV like “WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?” I think I knew 49.2% of the people present, which let me know that I may be outgrowing MTV. [...]
Stay tuned for my MTV Video Music Awards live-tweeting party, featuring live-tweeting from the most foolish and ratchet folks on Twitter. This eParty will start at 6pm CST today. So come back here and get epic tweets that’ll make you cackle till you drop. The following people’s tweets will be automatically streamed into the box [...]
I was minding my own business like I like to do (-___-) when this abomination dropped into my Tumblr dashboard. A gigantic, white rat was killed after being speared with a pitchfork at the Marcy Houses in the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn. Jose Rivera, a Housing Authority worker, was clearing a rat hole when three [...]
Just like everyone needs a Sassy Gay Friend, everyone needs the Best Roomy EVER! in their lives. What/who is it? Wells, I’m glad you didn’t asked! Cliffnotes: He’s awesome. A guy from Alabama is moving to San Francisco in a coupla weeks for work, and he needs a place to stay. Naturally, he decided to head [...]
There are certain times when the folks on Twitter make me shake my head vigorously. Anytime it comes to the death of a celebrity, some of the people on Twitter act like complete dummies with no home training or couth. Folks make me pull out my post on the Stages of Celebrity Grief on Twitter [...]
I was on Tumblr when this came across my dashboard and I can’t stop laughing. Like I laughed too hard for life. I even did a HWHIERBRGRNG (Juanita Bynum Holy Ghost Cackle). Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, [...]
