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“You know what really grinds my gears? Nobody’s come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years. I mean, okay, ah, umm. Priest and a rabbi go, go onto the supermarket, and, uh, the priest wants to buy a ham. And the rabbi says, “Ah, I can’t eat it. It’s [...]
I am not a huge sports fan, and will jump on the success bandwagon whenever a team I remotely care about is winning a lot (yes, I admit that I am a bandwagon fan. I keep one foot hanging off the wagon in case I see you losing, then I hop off quickly). However, even [...]
Y’all know how much I love awards (and any opportunity to give speeches). Well, my girl Miss Tiff gave me one called the “Brilliante Weblog Award”. Tiff ROCKS, and y’all should check her out. Well you KNOW I LOVE speeches, so here was my acceptance: “And I’d like to dedicate MY award to my Mom [...]
Yeah so I could not get a post together in time for today (yeah I know the day is not over, but Fridays make me feel sluggish). Will be back on Monday with my FAVORITE 7 blogs.
To take a detour from my regularly scheduled blogging, I’d like to wish Nigeria a HAPPY 48th INDEPENDENCE DAY!!! We will party o!! We need Bailey’s Irish Cream, Guinness (Stout), Jollof Rice, Fufu & Stew, and Maltina. **You know you’re NIGERIAN IF** ———————————— *The only reason you dance at Nigerian parties is to get “sprayed” [...]
Ya know… going out in the city can be problematic (especially if you’re a STONE COLD FOX like I am. hehe). Guys never understand that any girl they are trying to talk to has seen that approach at LEAST as many times as Lil Kim has gotten her stomach pumped of that “natural protein”. Newsflash: [...]
You know I never do 2 posts in a day, but I had to post. My bank WaMu just got acquired by JP Morgan Chase (who I’m convinced is in a plot with Google and Starbucks to take over the world). We’re engaging in rap battles over at VSB, so I wrote a little rap [...]
I love Ph.D Comics. That cartoon is what I feel about Fridays. The weekend cusp and the emergence of extreme procrastination. Yes, I will write a real post on Monday. In the meantime, enjoy these convos between me and my friends. _______________________________ Luvvie: I don’t know how u kids do it nowadays. Old folks like [...]
Now on to the final segment of the series. Things GROWN People should not wear **Grills. The South is the main reason I actually have to list this. I believe that grills are synonymous with the Yuckmouth Syndrome. This refers to my expectations that if you are rocking grills, then your oral hygiene is probably [...]
Ok so I lied. I didn’t return on Friday. But I AM back now! (in my head, there is currently a crowd cheering my return). I’m glad I don’t have the telltale sign of a roadtrip. You know, the beetlejuice striped arms. So to continue the series that started with “Things GROWN men should not [...]
I have taken my ig on the road. Surviving on a diet of mangoes, cookies, cracker barrel food (they made my eggs with shells. Who does that???) and lukewarm water. Unlike the weather in Chitown, heat is all around me. I’m sweating like Michael Jackson on decision day (hehe I keed, I keed). Will return [...]
There are certain things that people need to do away with when they reach a certain age. I mean, babies gotta give up their pacifiers and diapers sometimes right? Well adults need to also learn that they are old for certain things. This will turn into a series. We shall start with… Things GROWN men [...]
Oh man, I’m GEEKED! Alltop, a site that only allows the “Best of the Best” sites to be listed on it chose this blog to be on it, in the Humors section. Lil ol’ ME!!! It definitely made me CHEESE! I am officially a COOL KID!! YAYYY!!!
