Category: Famous folks

I Want Nicki Minaj to Pack Her Dereon Duffle and Go!

[ 83 ] February 14, 2012 |
I Want Nicki Minaj to Pack Her Dereon Duffle and Go!

I’ve never been a Nicki Minaj fan. Ever since her rise to popularity, I’ve found her annoying at best and downright aggravating most of the time. I think she does the absolute most constantly with the least, and I do my best to stay clear of her music. I can proudly say that only line […]

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Whose Country Uncle is This? Oh. Hey, Charlie Wilson

[ 54 ] February 13, 2012 |
Whose Country Uncle is This? Oh. Hey, Charlie Wilson

I ran across this picture of Uncle Charlie Wilson at last night’s Grammy Awards and I just *facepalmed* *blinks slowly* Sooo… wut? O________O I have so many questions. * What is Uncle Charlie Wilson rocking on top of his head? * Did he shave a chia pet and gently place the growth on his dome? […]

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My Ideal Whitney Houston Tribute Show

[ 35 ] February 13, 2012 |
My Ideal Whitney Houston Tribute Show

Last night, the Grammy Awards basically dedicated the show to Whitney Houston by making sure her name was never far from the mouths of presenters. Beginning with an opening prayer from host, LL Cool J, and with random mentions throughout the night. I loved the thoughtfulness they showed, especially with so little time. And the […]

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Dear Whitney Houston, You Were the Voice of My Generation

[ 29 ] February 12, 2012 |
Dear Whitney Houston, You Were the Voice of My Generation

I don’t understand at all and it’s not registering in my head fully that you’re really gone, Whitney. I screamed when I found out. I literally screamed as I saw on TMZ.com “Whitney Houston Dies at 48.” I refreshed the page because surely, they’ll take it back. They didn’t. How are you gone? HOW? I […]

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Someone Come Get Jessica White

[ 24 ] February 7, 2012 |
Someone Come Get Jessica White

I’ve never really been a huge fan of Jessica White, because she usually has this “what stinks?” expression on her face for no reason. Maybe she’s mad that no one told her colored contacts went out with towel jackets. But whatevs. Anywho, I saw this pic of her on a red carpet and gave the […]

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Michelle Obama Loves Red Velvet and I Love She

[ 11 ] February 1, 2012 |
Michelle Obama Loves Red Velvet and I Love She

As if FLOTUS Michelle Obama wasn’t already the bombest of the diggities. I watched a clip of the interview she did on Jay Leno last night and she was talmbout how her birthday just passed. Her mom and the kids decided to make her favorite cake: RED VELVET! Some of you already know of my […]

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Halle Berry and Gabe Aubry’s Sketch Artist is Hilariously Biased

[ 11 ] January 31, 2012 |
Halle Berry and Gabe Aubry’s Sketch Artist is Hilariously Biased

Halle Berry is taking her baby daddy Gabe Aubry to court for a restraining order and to get full custody of Nahla or something like that. I haven’t kept track of the trial at all and I really don’t think I give any dambs. No shade. But my girl Jen Wang of Disgrasian sent me […]

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Kobe Bryant Lost $75 Million. Why Are Folks Mad At Vanessa?

[ 102 ] January 20, 2012 |
Kobe Bryant Lost $75 Million. Why Are Folks Mad At Vanessa?

According to TMZ, Kobe Bryant‘s divorce is finalized and he lost more than one. He lost so hard, Google Maps and the map that guides Dora the Explorer couldn’t help him. Vanessa Bryant is walking away with half of Kobe’s assets, worth $75 million, including their three mansions. Kobe’s bank account got Adebisi’ed with NO […]

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My Questions About the Golden Globe Awards: Recap

[ 10 ] January 16, 2012 |
My Questions About the Golden Globe Awards: Recap

The Golden Globe Awards was the usual formal 3-hour thing but this year, it didn’t bore me to pieces. Maybe because the liquor was flowing and people were guzzling champagne. It certainly made for a spirited show (well as spirited as you can get on NBC primetime). So I’m here to ask questions about it. […]

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Dear Common and Drake, No One Cares About Your Beef

[ 22 ] January 10, 2012 |
Dear Common and Drake, No One Cares About Your Beef

I heard that Common and Drake had some rap beef going on, and word on the street is that it’s over Serena Williams. They’ve earned this week’s sternly-worded letter. Dear Common and Drake, Hey Lonnie. Hey Aubrey. I wanted to sit you both down to let you know that don’t nobody give a damb about […]

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Jay-Z Murked My Thug With “Glory” Featuring Blue Ivy

[ 34 ] January 9, 2012 |
Jay-Z Murked My Thug With “Glory” Featuring Blue Ivy

I know this is my 2nd post in 2 days about this baby but I have reason and y’all gon have to deal. Don’t worry. This blog won’t turn into Casa Knowles-Carter e’em though the Carters are tryna turn me into a stan, y’all! Anywho, I was on the Twitters when I saw a link […]

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Beyonce’s Baby Girl, Blue Ivy, Is Already Epic

[ 26 ] January 8, 2012 |
Beyonce’s Baby Girl, Blue Ivy, Is Already Epic

I was on Twitter late last night when news broke that Beyonce finally had the Golden Knowles-Carter baby. Celebs and insiders like Dream Hampton, Rihanna and Russell Simmons tweeted about it and Twitter went NUTS. NUTS, I say. But this is to be expected, seeing as how when Bey rubbed her belly to admit she […]

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Dear Men’s Health Magazine, Your List Sucks

[ 44 ] December 9, 2011 |
Dear Men’s Health Magazine, Your List Sucks

The other night on Twitter, I saw folks slandering Jennifer Aniston heavily and wondered why. They informed me that in a list that Men’s Health Magazine released, rating the Hottest Women of All Time, Jennifer Aniston was listed as #1. I asked for a link to it and what met me was a terrible list. […]

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