Category: Famous folks

Stevie Wonder Might Be Doing “Dancing With the Stars.” Oh.

[ 17 ] December 5, 2011 |
Stevie Wonder Might Be Doing “Dancing With the Stars.” Oh.

The Wondrous One went on Ellen DeGeneres’ show and said he wants to do “Dancing With the Stars.” Lawd… who are Stevie Wonder’s handlers and PR people??? I wrote Stevie a sternly-worded letter in February 2010 and I might need to update it. They don’t do Stevie right. His legend is way too awesome to […]

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Dear Kim Kardashian, Divorce Already, Huh?

[ 47 ] October 31, 2011 |
Dear Kim Kardashian, Divorce Already, Huh?

According to TMZ.com, the neighborhood gossip who is rarely wrong, Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce, 72 days after getting married. This is an obvious choice for a sternly-worded letter. Dear Kim Kardashian, You really just filed for divorce two and a half months after you said “I do.” This is the wedding that was […]

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5 Reasons Why I Can’t Hate on the Dougie

[ 36 ] October 31, 2011 |
5 Reasons Why I Can’t Hate on the Dougie

So the dougie has been out for what seems like forever now, and it seems to be equated with the times when one does hoodrat things with their friends. I like to hit my dougie when I’m feeling ratchet and it seems to be the perfect dance move to express such ratchetery. But the dougie […]

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Face Tattoos Must Stop. Now.

[ 27 ] October 27, 2011 |
Face Tattoos Must Stop. Now.

Ok. There’s an explosion of face tattoos happening right now that has to stop. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. I keep coming across face tats, and every one of them is trifling and unnecessary in every way. Before, folks tattooed 2 tear drops on their face when they were about the killing and […]

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Dear Khia, Beyonce Copied You? Girl…

[ 44 ] October 25, 2011 |
Dear Khia, Beyonce Copied You? Girl…

Khia said Beyonce bit “My Neck, My Back” for her new video for “Party.” This is why she’s earned this sternly-worded letter. Dear Khia, You came out with “My Neck, My Back” in 2002 and that has been your claim to fame. You’re holding on TIGHT to it, I see, since you haven’t done much since. […]

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RIP Steve Jobs. We’ve Lost an Icon.

[ 7 ] October 6, 2011 |
RIP Steve Jobs. We’ve Lost an Icon.

I spend over 12 hours of my day in front of my MacBook. When I leave the house, my iPod touch has to come with me. I don’t remember the last time I bought a physical CD because I use iTunes for all my music. Apple Rules Every Gadget Around Me. I stay giving away […]

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TypeF and YouTube Can Lead You Astray

[ 30 ] September 25, 2011 |
TypeF and YouTube Can Lead You Astray

And in the case of Tyra Banks’ Type F YouTube Channel, which is related to her TypeF website, folks are going to be led all types of wrong ways. I’m not sure if Tyra just handed over the management of that YouTube page to someone she REALLY trusts so she never checks it but she […]

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Guess Who’s Coming to Patti’s Dinner? I. AM. SLAYED.

[ 32 ] September 8, 2011 |
Guess Who’s Coming to Patti’s Dinner? I. AM. SLAYED.

This video. Just watch it. I AM HOLLERING!!! Patti LaBelle, Aretha Franklin, Maya Angelou, Whitney Houston, Diana Ross, Mariah Carey, Chaka Khan, Beyonce, Rihanna, Ton Braxton. They need to end up in the same room like this. I’d pay to see it. lol Gems such as this are the reason I am CRYING laughing! Patti […]

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Black Historical Figures Ride on Horses to Glory

[ 23 ] September 5, 2011 |
Black Historical Figures Ride on Horses to Glory

I was minding my own business when one of my dope readers (@BeautyIntheGeek) emailed me talmbout how she went to the African Festival of the Arts in Chicago yesterday. It’s a great annual event and I usually go to load up on shea butter and to watch people rock their best fake kente cloth (from […]

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Dear Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose, Cut It Out

[ 33 ] August 31, 2011 |
Dear Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose, Cut It Out

I have owed Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose a sternly-worded letter for a long time. I never got around to doing it because Amber’s “leaked” nekkid pics distracted me. And then on Sunday on the VMAs Red Carpet, they made sure to gross everyone out by literally tonguing each other down. So I had to […]

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10 Things That Happened at the 2011 VMAs

[ 50 ] August 29, 2011 |
10 Things That Happened at the 2011 VMAs

Many things happened during the 3-hour 2011 MTV VMAs. Many things. Very few of them was interesting. Most of the time I was watching it was spent yelling at the TV like “WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?” I think I knew 49.2% of the people present, which let me know that I may be outgrowing MTV. […]

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Luvvie’s 2011 VMAs Live-Tweets Party

[ 0 ] August 28, 2011 |
Luvvie’s 2011 VMAs Live-Tweets Party

Stay tuned for my MTV Video Music Awards live-tweeting party, featuring live-tweeting from the most foolish and ratchet folks on Twitter. This eParty will start at 6pm CST today. So come back here and get epic tweets that’ll make you cackle till you drop. The following people’s tweets will be automatically streamed into the box […]

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Aaliyah Passed 10 Years Ago and Twitter Acts A Complete Fool In Her Honor

[ 23 ] August 25, 2011 |
Aaliyah Passed 10 Years Ago and Twitter Acts A Complete Fool In Her Honor

There are certain times when the folks on Twitter make me shake my head vigorously. Anytime it comes to the death of a celebrity, some of the people on Twitter act like complete dummies with no home training or couth. Folks make me pull out my post on the Stages of Celebrity Grief on Twitter […]

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