Category: Famous folks
Luvvie’s MTV VMAs Live-Tweet Party
Stay tuned for my MTV Video Music Awards live-tweeting party, featuring live-tweeting from the most foolish and ratchet folks on Twitter. This eParty will start at 6pm CST today. So come back here and get epic tweets that’ll make you cackle till you drop. The following people’s tweets will be automatically streamed into the box [...]
Willow Whipped Her Hair and Wigs Were Wrenched
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, then you’ve already heard Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair.” THAT. SONG. BEATS. It goes all the way hard (beat-wise anyway). And the lyrics are catchy. Plus it’s age-appropriate. Willow’s on the scene!
A Journey in Luvvie’s Google Reader
Hey folks! I’ve been such a blogging delinquent. I haven’t blogged in 6 days. My bad. But I’s back! Antywho… Every day, I go into my Google Reader, which has all the blogs I read delivered in one place. Sometimes I go days without checking it, and the posts pile up. When I finally sit [...]
5 Reasons Why We Still Love Aaliyah
AALIYAH!! *drops* On August 25, 2001, I was heading into my senior year of high school. I was on the phone talking to my best friend at the time. Roasting, ranting… doing what I do now. Except with no audience. Somehow, we talked unto the wee hours of the morning. Right before we were about [...]
Dear Laurence Fishburne, You Has My Sympathies
Hey Larry hey. How are you doing? I’m sure you’ve been better. So as the whole world now knows, your daughter likes to have lots of sex for money. As a father, one of your jobs is to keep your daughter off the pole and out “the flicks.” And this didn’t happen. And I’m not sure I blame you. Why? Because you seemed to be a stable and good father to her. She just went wayward and I can’t imagine how you feel.
5 Reasons Why I Love Lil Cease
Me and Jia decided to start a Lil Cease Fan Club on accord of Cease being super cool and stuff. He even tweeted and followed us on Twitter. Unlike another “Lil” dude. Hmph. Shoo… WE LOVE CEASE! #Cease4Life So I decided to come up with 5 reasons why I love Lil Cease.
Dear Mel Gibson, Please STFU
So Gawker released an article last week saying that Mel Gibson went on a diatribe against his ex. “You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n*ggers, it will be your fault.” – Mel Gibson to his wife. THAT is why Mel has earned this week’s [...]
Whose Avatar is This?
This has been my Twitter background for the past week. Many people have quit me because of it. But I ask… Oh… it’s Lil Wayne. With a slight blue tint. I wonder who he commissioned to make this self-portrait. *squints eyes* (-__-) *throws shade* *walks away whistling* *inserts obligatory “Free Weezy” here*
10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)
A year ago today, the world lost a bit of it’s awesome when Michael Jackson, the King of Pop passed away. I remember that I was in my office when I found out on TMZ at exactly 4:30pm CST. I was hoping TMZ made a mistake, so I refreshed my page every couple of minutes. [...]
Dear Re-Re Franklin, 2 days in a row?
I was first gonna post about something completely different but this took precedence so I had to. Thank to Claire Sulmers of The Fashion Bomb for bringing this to my attention. She wrote a post over at AOL Black Voices and I HAD to write Aretha Franklin a sternly-worded letter for her foolishness. Dear Re-Re Franklin, Hey [...]
Dear Rihanna, About this Hair of Yours…
You got the SAME haircut Jim Carrey had in “Dumb & Dumber” and then dyed it with red Kool-Aid. What hairdresser agreed to doing your hair like this??? You clearly got too many “Yes” men around you.
Another Golden Girl is Gone to Glory. Here’s to you, Rue McClanahan!
I woke up yesterday to find out (via Twitter) that Rue McClanahan had died. I bust out an EPIC *WALL SLIDE* all up through there! Not Blanche!!! Not now! I loved Blanche. She was the Matron Saint of Classy Geriatric HoSh*t. No one wore a floral negligee like Blanche. And her love of her bosoms was admirable. She was conceited and she KNEW she had a reason. Plus the super country accent? *hollers* BLANCHE!!! Rue McClanahan was super talented and this is a huge loss. Thank you for being a friend, Rue.
Dear Liza Minelli. No to “Single Ladies”
Liza Minnelli did a version of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.” I’m murked. If you don’t getcho geriatric, eau de Ben Gay self and go be qwat somewhere! What are YOU doing singing “Single Ladies?”
