Category: Famous folks
No Country for Jermaine Jackson’s Name Change
The Jackson family haven’t been in the headlines too much lately. Not like their usual anyway. But every time I say that, I speak too soon. According to TMZ, Jermaine Jackson has decided that he wants to change his last name to “Jacksun.” If the Chocolate TinMan don’t ease his raggelly ass down the yellow [...]
No Country for Hollywood’s Bad Biopic Casting Choices
Three days later and I’m STILL mad! It’s because a new picture of Zoe Saldana as Nina Simone has surfaced and it looks even worse than the one I included in my last post. Zoe’s looking all dead in the eyes, looking like her face is dirty. She looks nothing like who she’s supposed to [...]
Pics of Zoe Saldana as Nina Simone are Out and I Say NAWL
When I first heard about Zoe Saldana playing Nina Simone in an unauthorized biopic, I was not pleased. It makes NO sense to me that of every actress of color in Hollywood, Zoe would be the choice to play Nina. Zoe’s cool as an actress and I enjoy her work but nothing about her even [...]
Wyclef Jean is Oiled Up in a Speedo and I Don’t Know Why
I was minding my own business on Twitter when someone RTed Wyclef “Took ALL our monies” Jean. Apparently, today is his birthday, and to celebrate, he is blessing cursing us all with this picture of him: I need someone to explain to me why the hell Wyclef is in a speedo, oiled up and sitting [...]
Kim Kardashian is Assed Out for Attention and She Should Stop
Oh Kim Kardashian. Bless her heart for really trying hard to keep our attention when she doesn’t have much to offer up for it besides her body form and high heels. For someone to be so vapid and so transparent in her need for attention but so shamelessly oblivious to our annoyance is really impressive. [...]
League Of Celebrities With Piss Poor Style
I’d like to believe there are some secret societies that exist, and I’m not talmbout whichever Illuminati you think Jay-Z belongs to. I’m talmbout leagues that exists for celebrities who have certain things in common. In my head, I’ve created a couple of these leagues for them. They can thank me later. And I am [...]
Word on the Street is Chris Brown Dumped Karfuffle for Rihanna
In news that surprises NO ONE, Chris Brown has apparently dumped his girlfriend, Karrueche, for his ex Rihanna, whose forehead he ponned. According to WonderWall, Chris made a statement saying: “I have decided to be single to focus on my career. I love Karrueche very much, but I don’t want to see her hurt over [...]
So Nicki MiNAWL Cussed Out Mariah Carey… Lawdt.
You’ve probably seen the video by now but Nicki Minaj decided that she was about done with whatever Mariah Carey was bringing to the American Idol judges’ table. So, homegirl and her wig decided to cuss Mariah CLEAN out like it ain’t 2 days after the Christian Sabbath. The had to cancel production for the [...]
Kreayshawn Sold 3,900 Albums and It Went Toilet Paper
Some of y’all are probably saying “Who is Kreayshawn?” and my response is “Exactly.” She’s a white girl from the Bay area who thinks she can rap and got on YouTube to show her skills. Of course, she was terrible at it and did the most with the least. She wasn’t terrible because she was [...]
Dear Wyclef Jean, You are 50 Shades of Trifling for this Lauryn Thing
Lauryn Hill’s name won’t stop coming up lately and it hasn’t been for anything music-related, which is a shame. Wyclef Jean is releasing his autobiography, and folks got a sneak peek at it and got some quotables. One of the things he addresses is his deep affair with Lauryn Hill, which led to the eventual [...]
Oprah on the Cover of Forbes Gave Me Tea for my Fever!
So ummm, by now, you’ve probably seen the picture of the FORBES 400 cover. If you haven’t, well take a look. I SAID LOOK! Whatchu see before you is Oprah Winfrey, a Black girl from Mississippi, who had to sleep outside her daddy’s house because she was too dark… STANDING between Warren Buffett and Bill [...]
Jaden Smith is Always Worried
So I noticed that the teen kiddie of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett, Jaden Smith, is always looking perplexed in pictures. It seems that every picture of him has his eyebrows pointing up and his forehead super wrinkled. Maybe it’s his cool picture look, or maybe his eyes are sensitive to light (like mine are) [...]
Michelle Obama’s Hair was LAID Like ObamaCare at the DNC and I Am Here for Her!
First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama, came to the Democratic National Convention to SLAY and she left many in her wake as she murked that speech she had to give effortlessly. And she had me eating out the palm of her hands. Many other places will talk about what Michelle’s speech was about. I’m [...]
