Category: Guest Blog
Phenomenal Binder, That’s Me: A Poem
When I try to explain to people that I’m not the most ratchet of my friends, they always give me the side-eye. But for realsies. I have some type of foolery magnet and it brings fellow senseless people into my life and I love it. My girl Kellee (@KHough09), decided to write a poem about [...]
Everyone Has a Teenie In Their Family
Remember back in December, when I had my eBoothang, the Cephus to my Reesie, Cloud10LV, come through to grace my eCrib with stories of his Crunk Grandmama? Wells, he’s back. We were having a conversation on gchat, and we somehow got in the subject of how every family has a Teenie. What’s a Teenie? Well, [...]
Nathaniel Alexander: Black History Legend
Luvvie’s Note: As you all know, Black History Month is more than half over. And I haven’t done my share of educating the masses about the history of us colored folks. Helping me out today is Scholar in Ratchetness, Brokey McPoverty. She’s the goofy behind the “Little Known Black History Facts” Tumblr. I asked Professor [...]
The 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010
Twitter: A place for people to share their thoughts. A place for celebrities and public figures to connect with their fans and supporters. An English major’s nightmare. I want to forget these tweets. So with a heavy heart and deep sigh, I present to you: The Top 25 Dumbest Tweets of the Year.
Luvvie’s Christmas Sweatah Brings All The Haters To The Yard
Luvvie’s note: It is an annual tradition for me to put my avatar in a *coughs* festive sweater. However, folks be hating on it SUPER hard. I think they’re just jellis of my sweater steeze! Haters, I say!!! Anywho, the supreme hater this time was my eSis, Naturally Alise. Here she is roasting my sweatah [...]
My Grandmother’s The Crunkest
Luvvie’s note: So I was on GChat with LV aka @Cloud10LV aka the Cephus to my Reesie aka A gahtdamb mess when he barged in with one of his random ass ways of saying hello (i.e. “Slides into the back pew like the folks that come in church late. *whispers* WHAT UP DOE?”) He proceeded [...]
Field Center FAIL or Am I Just Tainted?
I got me a guest blogger today. He’s doper than the rest and runs the music blog This Ain’t That. This post is stemming from us being on GChat and I showed him a logo that got such side-eye from me! He refuted my arguments, so I told him to take it to the blog. And [...]
Friday Foolishness: The Cuss Out Heard ‘Round the World
I came across this post while reading Shay D Lady’s blog and I laughed so hard I started hiccuping. I asked her if I could repost here and she kindly obliged. THIS is true Friday Foolishness. —– I went to my daughter’s “Honors Day” program. My child has made either teacher’s honor roll or principal’s [...]
Sarah Palin Wears Bump-its
Luvvie’s intro: Last, but certainly not least for my Guest Bloggers Week is… *drum roll* THEMBI!!! Woop woop woop!!! She is doper than a crack pipe in Frankie’s room, on the corner of a Baltimore street. Yes, she’s awesome. She blogs over at What Would Thembi Do, and got more pop culture knowledge than VH1. [...]
Omarion’s Side-eye
Luvvie’s intro: Next up is a member of “Aint Got No Damn Sense Inc.”, Crystal (aka @Smashedthehomie). She lacks anytime of sense, which is why she gives me LIFE! Her blog is Elegant Ignance. Find her there, and follow her on Twitter. ***GUEST BLOGGERS WEEK*** Remember B2K? That’s alright. I don’t either, really. They basically [...]
Get Over Your Color Complex
Luvvie’s Intro: I needed some testosterone in this estrogen-filled blog, and I figured, what better day to have a man take over my eCrib than on Hump Day? Next up is Leon, comedian extraordinaire and owner of 2 guns he calls arms (Hey Leon, slide me the $5 you promised for that compliment. I take [...]
Dating Sites FAIL
Luvvie’s note: Next up is Miss Jia aka Bambi (to me, anyway. She got these long wispy eyelashes. UGH! I can’t stand her for them!) Ok, green ain’t a good color on me. Jia’s one of my faves! Anywho, she’s the PERFECT person to give side-eyes to folks because she’s uber quick to roll her [...]
How Not to Holla
Hey y’all. This week is Luvvie’s Tricking Off and doing other stuff Guest Blogger’s Week here on AweLuv, and I got some heavy hitting HILARIOUS #Hoshit enthusiasts bloggers for y’all. I begged handpicked the 5 of them because I know they’ll do this eCrib of mine some justice. The theme for this week is *SIDE-EYE*. [...]
