Category: Letter

Dear Shirley, Woman to Woman, Don’t Be Calling Barbara’s House Like That!

[ 58 ] September 26, 2012 |
Dear Shirley, Woman to Woman, Don’t Be Calling Barbara’s House Like That!

I was listening to Shirley Brown’s Woman to Woman, and I was just like “You know what? Shirley was TRIPPING.” So I decided to write her a sternly-worded letter. In case you’ont know what song I’m talmbout, see below: “Hey Barbara, this is Shirley. You might not know who I am…” Dear Shirley, First of […]

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Dear Wyclef Jean, You are 50 Shades of Trifling for this Lauryn Thing

[ 47 ] September 19, 2012 |
Dear Wyclef Jean, You are 50 Shades of Trifling for this Lauryn Thing

Lauryn Hill’s name won’t stop coming up lately and it hasn’t been for anything music-related, which is a shame. Wyclef Jean is releasing his autobiography, and folks got a sneak peek at it and got some quotables. One of the things he addresses is his deep affair with Lauryn Hill, which led to the eventual […]

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Dear Everyone Hating on Gabby Douglas’ Hair, Have A Seat.

[ 46 ] August 6, 2012 |
Dear Everyone Hating on Gabby Douglas’ Hair, Have A Seat.

Three weeks ago, I didn’t know who Gabrielle Douglas was. I had never heard of the 4 foot 11 inches 16-year-old from Virginia with an infectious smile and a love for the Lord. Now, I know and love Gabby, as if she was a little sister or cousin. I root for that girl’s success and […]

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Dear Stevie J, You And Your Groupon Peen Are The Worst

[ 53 ] July 3, 2012 |
Dear Stevie J, You And Your Groupon Peen Are The Worst

Today’s sternly-worded letter is to Stevie J, music producer, and now one of the stars of the reality TV show Love and Hip Hop Atlanta (LHHATL). Yes, I’m aware that a lot of the show is scripted so it might not be as “real” as folks think but if he chose to play this fakish […]

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Dear Erykah Badu, That Video? Please Go Have a Window Seat

[ 58 ] June 5, 2012 |
Dear Erykah Badu, That Video? Please Go Have a Window Seat

Erykah Badu has done a duet with the group Flaming Lips, using Roberta Flack’s “First Time Ever I Saw Your Face.” And the video came out this week, and it is a total clusterf*ck. I watched all 5 minutes of it and frowned through the entire thing because it involved a naked Erykah Badu (and […]

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Dear Usher and Tameka, Please Tuck In Your Petty

[ 20 ] May 23, 2012 |
Dear Usher and Tameka, Please Tuck In Your Petty

I wasn’t following the Raymond vs. Raymond divorce proceedings closely at all until this weekend. All I knew was that Usher and Tameka were in court fighting for custody of the 2 sons they have together. Tameka wants full custody because she says URSHA is a bad dad, and he’s not giving up that easy. […]

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Dear Bristol Palin, Criticizing the President? Girl SHUT UP

[ 66 ] May 10, 2012 |
Dear Bristol Palin, Criticizing the President? Girl SHUT UP

I’ve been overdue for a sternly-worded letter, and there’s so much foolery in the world that this one could have been written to a plethora of people who don’t know how to act, or did the most with the least. However, the lucky winner is Bristol Palin. She had the nerve to criticize President Obama‘s […]

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Dear Eddie Long, You’re a King? iRebuke It

[ 65 ] February 2, 2012 |
Dear Eddie Long, You’re a King? iRebuke It

Yesterday, I was alerted to the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard since… well the day before. Let me give you the cliffnotes on what happened. This past Sunday, some Jewish Rabbi (or so he says) named Ralph Messer went to New Birth Missionary Baptist Church to crown Bishop Eddie Long as “King.” He used some […]

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Dear Common and Drake, No One Cares About Your Beef

[ 22 ] January 10, 2012 |
Dear Common and Drake, No One Cares About Your Beef

I heard that Common and Drake had some rap beef going on, and word on the street is that it’s over Serena Williams. They’ve earned this week’s sternly-worded letter. Dear Common and Drake, Hey Lonnie. Hey Aubrey. I wanted to sit you both down to let you know that don’t nobody give a damb about […]

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Dear Men’s Health Magazine, Your List Sucks

[ 44 ] December 9, 2011 |
Dear Men’s Health Magazine, Your List Sucks

The other night on Twitter, I saw folks slandering Jennifer Aniston heavily and wondered why. They informed me that in a list that Men’s Health Magazine released, rating the Hottest Women of All Time, Jennifer Aniston was listed as #1. I asked for a link to it and what met me was a terrible list. […]

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Dear Kim Kardashian, Divorce Already, Huh?

[ 47 ] October 31, 2011 |
Dear Kim Kardashian, Divorce Already, Huh?

According to TMZ.com, the neighborhood gossip who is rarely wrong, Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce, 72 days after getting married. This is an obvious choice for a sternly-worded letter. Dear Kim Kardashian, You really just filed for divorce two and a half months after you said “I do.” This is the wedding that was […]

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Dear Khia, Beyonce Copied You? Girl…

[ 44 ] October 25, 2011 |
Dear Khia, Beyonce Copied You? Girl…

Khia said Beyonce bit “My Neck, My Back” for her new video for “Party.” This is why she’s earned this sternly-worded letter. Dear Khia, You came out with “My Neck, My Back” in 2002 and that has been your claim to fame. You’re holding on TIGHT to it, I see, since you haven’t done much since. […]

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Dear Roach That Punked Me Last Night

[ 61 ] October 4, 2011 |
Dear Roach That Punked Me Last Night

I saw a roach in my apartment last night. And it punked me. So I decided to write it a sternly-worded letter. Dear Roach, You won this round. And might win the entire battle too. I’ve yet to come to terms with your presence in my crib. In fact, I might just let you have […]

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