Jennifer Aniston
Famous folksLetter

Dear Men’s Health Magazine, Your List Sucks

The other night on Twitter, I saw folks slandering Jennifer Aniston heavily and wondered why. They informed me that in a list that Men’s Health Magazine released, rating the Hottest Women of All Time, Jennifer Aniston was listed as #1. I asked for a link to it and what met …

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Kim Kardashian Divorce
Famous folksLetter

Dear Kim Kardashian, Divorce Already, Huh?

According to TMZ.com, the neighborhood gossip who is rarely wrong, Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce, 72 days after getting married. This is an obvious choice for a sternly-worded letter. Dear Kim Kardashian, You really just filed for divorce two and a half months after you said “I do.” This …

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Khia
Famous folksLetter

Dear Khia, Beyonce Copied You? Girl…

Khia said Beyonce bit “My Neck, My Back” for her new video for “Party.” This is why she’s earned this sternly-worded letter. Dear Khia, You came out with “My Neck, My Back” in 2002 and that has been your claim to fame. You’re holding on TIGHT to it, I see, since …

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Roach
LetterMy Life

Dear Roach That Punked Me Last Night

I saw a roach in my apartment last night. And it punked me. So I decided to write it a sternly-worded letter. Dear Roach, You won this round. And might win the entire battle too. I’ve yet to come to terms with your presence in my crib. In fact, I …

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LetterSocial Media

Dear Facebook, Stop It with the Changes

I was on Facebook last night and refreshed my page. I walked away and came back and saw my newsfeeds were hella different looking. Facebook has earned yet another sternly-worded letter. Dear Facebook, STOP IT! You do this EVERY TIME! Every. single. time. You make a huge change, we complain …

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Slave Earrings Vogue Italia
Letter

Dear Vogue Italia, Slave Earrings? Here’s TWO Seats to Have

So sometimes, stuff is published on major outlets that is just sooo jarring and stupid that I am just convinced it was a mistake. Or written for The Onion. This is one of them. Vogue Italia published an article on their site featuring hoop earrings. And instead of calling them …

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Lauryn Hill
Famous folksLetterMusic

Dear Lauryn Hill, Rohan Wasn’t It Anyway

Soooo I just heard that Lauryn Hill got left by Rohan Marley for a Brazilian model (story’s here). My first thought was that maybe he’s sick of having to rummage through an entire closet to get to her love pocket. I’m just saying. Lauryn has earned this sternly-worded letter. Dear …

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outrageous-lady-gaga
Famous folksLetterMusic

Dear Lady Gaga, You Do The Most with the Most

This week’s sternly-worded letter is to Lady Gaga, the Queen of Doing the Most. Dear Lady Gaga, Hey girl hey! Can we talk for a second? Aight cool. I’d like to know why you do sooo much. ALLATAHM. ALL THE GAHTDAMB TAHM! You’re very talented, true. Your voice is actually …

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Grandma Faloyin
LetterMy Life

Dear Grandma, We Love You. Always.

She helped raise me. I grew up in her house. We didn’t just see her on holidays. She was ALWAYS there. In our family house. Granny would pick us up from school almost everyday. People remember her because she was an ever-present force in all our lives. My cousins would …

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Womp
Famous folksLetter

Dear Donald Trump, You’re a Dusty Degenerate

This week’s sternly-worded letter is truly deserved. If you don’t know why, then either you’ve been hiding under a rock or you’re related to Sarah Palin. Either one is not a good look. Let’s get into it. Dear Donald Trump, When you decided that you might be running for presidency …

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That is the SAME side-eye we're all giving you, girl.
Famous folksLetterMusic

Dear Lil Kim, this Nicki Minaj Beef is Tired

This letter to Lil Kim has been a long time coming. And everytime I lose my vigor to write it, something else happens. Sit back. Enjoy. Dear Lil Kim, Hey gurl hey. *deep sigh* You know I used to be a fan of yours, right? Your songs went HARD in …

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Sheila Johnson
Famous folksLetter

Dear Sheila Johnson, You Got Words for Oprah and OWN, Huh?

So y’all know I LOVE me some Oprah. I am a self-admitted STAN. Mother Oprah is IT and I heart she. Oprah’s my mentor in my head and I’ve been in the audience of her show twice. I was mad salty both times because I was praying it’d be the …

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