Category: Letter

Dear Dan Gilbert, Did Lebron Forget to Cuddle?

[ 15 ] July 12, 2010 |
Dear Dan Gilbert, Did Lebron Forget to Cuddle?

So I didn’t give many dambs about Lebron James’ announcement and bazaar and carnival about where he was going. Wherever it was, Lebron was going to get mad loot I ain’t got. He’s going to be ok. He wasn’t giving us the cure to cancer or saying an NBA ball’s rubber would stop the oil […]

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Dear Mel Gibson, Please STFU

[ 16 ] July 8, 2010 |
Dear Mel Gibson, Please STFU

So Gawker released an article last week saying that Mel Gibson went on a diatribe against his ex. “You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n*ggers, it will be your fault.” – Mel Gibson to his wife. THAT is why Mel has earned this week’s […]

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Dear Re-Re Franklin, 2 days in a row?

[ 13 ] June 16, 2010 |
Dear Re-Re Franklin, 2 days in a row?

I was first gonna post about something completely different but this took precedence so I had to. Thank to Claire Sulmers of The Fashion Bomb for bringing this to my attention. She wrote a post over at AOL Black Voices and I HAD to write Aretha Franklin a sternly-worded letter for her foolishness. Dear Re-Re Franklin, Hey […]

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Dear Rihanna, About this Hair of Yours…

[ 31 ] June 7, 2010 |
Dear Rihanna, About this Hair of Yours…

You got the SAME haircut Jim Carrey had in “Dumb & Dumber” and then dyed it with red Kool-Aid. What hairdresser agreed to doing your hair like this??? You clearly got too many “Yes” men around you.

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Dear Liza Minelli. No to “Single Ladies”

[ 16 ] May 25, 2010 |
Dear Liza Minelli. No to “Single Ladies”

Liza Minnelli did a version of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.” I’m murked. If you don’t getcho geriatric, eau de Ben Gay self and go be qwat somewhere! What are YOU doing singing “Single Ladies?”

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Dear Chris Brown, The Burnt Sienna Apology Blouse…

[ 36 ] May 19, 2010 |
Dear Chris Brown, The Burnt Sienna Apology Blouse…

Ok, so you know. Rihanna-gate happened last year. We all know what happened. I shan’t reshash it. People have already talked it into the ground. You gave multiple horrid interviews about it. And wore ill-advised baby blue bowties and burnt sienna apology blouses to make yourself look less threatening. And you never quite owned up to what you did (but that’s neither here nor there). It was just a mess all around. But that’s not what I’m here for. Well, not ALL the way. Since last year’s madness, it seems you haven’t learned a thing.

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Dear Kelis, You’re Tryna Get HOW MUCH?

[ 63 ] April 13, 2010 |
Dear Kelis, You’re Tryna Get HOW MUCH?

The letter below was originally posted August 24th, 2009. But wanted to repost because of the new developments.Nas now owes Kelis over $300,000. GAHTDAMB! If all she gon do with that money is continue to look like a cracked out Statue of Liberty, I disapprove! Messing with Kelis, Nas’ Rush Card don got deactivated. Po’ […]

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Dear Ricky Martin, I heard water was wet too

[ 42 ] March 30, 2010 |
Dear Ricky Martin, I heard water was wet too

Disclaimer: Let the record show that iHeart the gays. Read this. Reread it. #NoHate. So SHARRAP. “He’s not gay. It’s just that when he speaks, rainbow, glitter and purses fall out.” – A friend of mine. iDied THRICE! So Ricky Martin just went on his official page today to say that he is a proud […]

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Dear Lindsay Lohan, You Look Old

[ 25 ] February 24, 2010 |
Dear Lindsay Lohan, You Look Old

I came across a picture of Lindsay Lohan yesterday, and promptly made it my Twitter background because it made me cackle SO loudly, that I didn’t know what to do with myself. After that happened, and people clicked on my Twitter page, they quit me for not warning them. But yeah, Lindsay Lohan has earned […]

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Dear Stevie Wonder, Fire your Team

[ 41 ] February 5, 2010 |
Dear Stevie Wonder, Fire your Team

So there other day, I watched the BET Honors, which gave awards to 5 people for their achievements in education, music, business etc. Honored included Queen Latifah, Whitney Houston and Diddy and 2 others. Stevie Wonder was all up through the show performing. He must have been up there at least 4 times. This is […]

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Dear Blago

[ 7 ] January 13, 2010 |
Dear Blago

Most importantly, my heart, prayers and love go to the people of Haiti. I blogged my thoughts about it here at LuvvDivine. Please read! But yeah, I wanted to start with that. ******* I got on Twitter on Monday morning to see a hailstorm of tweets from people talking about Rod Blagojevich making some foolish […]

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Dear Donnie McClurkin

[ 39 ] November 13, 2009 |
Dear Donnie McClurkin

I usually don’t write TWO sternly-worded letters on my blog in one week, but folks have been in need of it. Today’s latest victim is Donnie McClurkin, thee of “deliverance from being gay.” He recently preached at a COGIC service and went into a long rant about the evils of being gay, calling gays “vampires.” […]

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Dear Sammy Sosa, You Look Like A Vampire

[ 40 ] November 11, 2009 |
Dear Sammy Sosa, You Look Like A Vampire

I’m sure by now, you’ve seen a picture of the new and (not so) improved Sammy Sosa. It has more than earned this week’s sternly-worded letter. Dear Sammy Sosa, What in the name of all that is good, holy and sanctified are you doing? Who died and had you replicated as their phantom? You look […]

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