Category: Letter
Dear Ricky Martin, I heard water was wet too
Disclaimer: Let the record show that iHeart the gays. Read this. Reread it. #NoHate. So SHARRAP. “He’s not gay. It’s just that when he speaks, rainbow, glitter and purses fall out.” – A friend of mine. iDied THRICE! So Ricky Martin just went on his official page today to say that he is a proud [...]
Dear Lindsay Lohan, You Look Old
I came across a picture of Lindsay Lohan yesterday, and promptly made it my Twitter background because it made me cackle SO loudly, that I didn’t know what to do with myself. After that happened, and people clicked on my Twitter page, they quit me for not warning them. But yeah, Lindsay Lohan has earned [...]
Dear Stevie Wonder, Fire your Team
So there other day, I watched the BET Honors, which gave awards to 5 people for their achievements in education, music, business etc. Honored included Queen Latifah, Whitney Houston and Diddy and 2 others. Stevie Wonder was all up through the show performing. He must have been up there at least 4 times. This is [...]
Dear Blago
Most importantly, my heart, prayers and love go to the people of Haiti. I blogged my thoughts about it here at LuvvDivine. Please read! But yeah, I wanted to start with that. ******* I got on Twitter on Monday morning to see a hailstorm of tweets from people talking about Rod Blagojevich making some foolish [...]
Dear Donnie McClurkin
I usually don’t write TWO sternly-worded letters on my blog in one week, but folks have been in need of it. Today’s latest victim is Donnie McClurkin, thee of “deliverance from being gay.” He recently preached at a COGIC service and went into a long rant about the evils of being gay, calling gays “vampires.” [...]
Dear Sammy Sosa, You Look Like A Vampire
I’m sure by now, you’ve seen a picture of the new and (not so) improved Sammy Sosa. It has more than earned this week’s sternly-worded letter. Dear Sammy Sosa, What in the name of all that is good, holy and sanctified are you doing? Who died and had you replicated as their phantom? You look [...]
Dear Mommy – Happy Birthday
Yesterday was my Mom’s birthday, so I have decided to write her a letter on my blog. Remember when I wrote one to my Future Mini Luvvie some time back? Wells, I did. Check it out if you haven’t read it. So here’s to my Mom, O.B.A. Dear Mommy, On this your birthday, I want [...]
Dear Morehouse, You get a side-eye
You’ve probably heard the new dress code that Morehouse College, an all-male HBCU (Historically Black College/University), has given its students. They’ve released 11 stipulations that students must follow, or risk being suspended from school. They are more than deserving of this week’s sternly-worded letter. Dear Morehouse, You know you’re kind of full of sh*t, right? [...]
Dear God, Thanks
I’ve written many letters here on AweLuv but I haven’t written one to the ONE who deserves it the most. Until now. Dear God, It’s me, Luvvie. I just wanted to say that I’m thankful for everything. I look around at all my blessings and I take credit for none of it. I’m not that [...]
Dear Joe Wilson
Last night was the President Obama’s healthcare speech, and I missed it because I was being shallow and watching ANTM. Don’t judge me preoccupied with other things. But before I knew it, Twitter went nuts because someone burst out randomly “You lie” at the POTUS during his speech. come to find out, it was Joe [...]
Dear GMail, Never Crash Again
So I was minding my own bitness at work yesterday when I refreshed my GMail inbox and saw that it was down. Life got real dark right then and there. This is why this week’s sternly-worded email is to GMail. For playing all these bald-headed games with me and my emotions. Dear GMail, Me and [...]
Dear Dr. Murray
*taps mic**opens hand-written letter**clears throat* Dear Dr. Murray, You killed the King of Pop?!? Watch yo’ back! Sincerely, Everyone *drops mic**WALL SLIDES* —- Edit: Another icon has passed on the 25th. RIP to Ted Kennedy. His passing signals the end of another legacy. The Kennedys got less luck than the Addams Family, because Eunice Kennedy [...]
Dear Lil Mama (and ABDC)
So last night was the Season 4 premier of America’s Best Dance Crew and I tuned in to watch because nothing else was on and Sundays on TV suck majorly. It just never ceases to amaze me as to how random the judging panel on that show is. I really wonder how producers though of [...]
