Lauryn Hill
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Dear Lauryn Hill, Rohan Wasn’t It Anyway

Soooo I just heard that Lauryn Hill got left by Rohan Marley for a Brazilian model (story’s here). My first thought was that maybe he’s sick of having to rummage through an entire closet to get to her love pocket. I’m just saying. Lauryn has earned this sternly-worded letter. Dear …

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outrageous-lady-gaga
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Dear Lady Gaga, You Do The Most with the Most

This week’s sternly-worded letter is to Lady Gaga, the Queen of Doing the Most. Dear Lady Gaga, Hey girl hey! Can we talk for a second? Aight cool. I’d like to know why you do sooo much. ALLATAHM. ALL THE GAHTDAMB TAHM! You’re very talented, true. Your voice is actually …

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Grandma Faloyin
LetterMy Life

Dear Grandma, We Love You. Always.

She helped raise me. I grew up in her house. We didn’t just see her on holidays. She was ALWAYS there. In our family house. Granny would pick us up from school almost everyday. People remember her because she was an ever-present force in all our lives. My cousins would …

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Womp
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Dear Donald Trump, You’re a Dusty Degenerate

This week’s sternly-worded letter is truly deserved. If you don’t know why, then either you’ve been hiding under a rock or you’re related to Sarah Palin. Either one is not a good look. Let’s get into it. Dear Donald Trump, When you decided that you might be running for presidency …

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That is the SAME side-eye we're all giving you, girl.
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Dear Lil Kim, this Nicki Minaj Beef is Tired

This letter to Lil Kim has been a long time coming. And everytime I lose my vigor to write it, something else happens. Sit back. Enjoy. Dear Lil Kim, Hey gurl hey. *deep sigh* You know I used to be a fan of yours, right? Your songs went HARD in …

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Sheila Johnson
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Dear Sheila Johnson, You Got Words for Oprah and OWN, Huh?

So y’all know I LOVE me some Oprah. I am a self-admitted STAN. Mother Oprah is IT and I heart she. Oprah’s my mentor in my head and I’ve been in the audience of her show twice. I was mad salty both times because I was praying it’d be the …

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"The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure." What. in. THE. Hell???
Letter

Dear Amazon, Selling A Pedophilia Guide Book??? AWFUL!

I wasn’t even planning a sternly-worded letter this week. But as usual, something popped up to make one necessary. An evening post? Yes. It’s on THAT level of serious. I was on Twitter when I saw this tweet: I clicked on it, and what do I see but THIS: Dear …

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Umm... was the lean necessary though? And the get up? Oh ok.
Letter

Dear Antoine Dodson, I’m Not Mad At You But…

I realized that I had not written a sternly-worded letter in far too long. In fact, the last one I wrote was to Laurence Fishburne about his wayward daughter, Tana. 2 months ago. FAR TOO LONG! Today’s recipient is someone I was (and still am) cheering for, but may need …

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I know she's already sitting but I want her to stand up just so I can tell her to SADDOWN again. Ugh. (Pic from NecoleBitchie.com)
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Dear Taylor Swift, Please STFU and Get Over It

Taylor Swift got the nerve to go on this year’s VMAs and weep through her guitar onstage about an event that happened a year ago. And I’m about SICK of her. So here’s my letter. Dear Taylor Swift, Gurl you’re actually playing the clip of Kanye interrupting you from last …

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Montana and Laurence Fishburne
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Dear Laurence Fishburne, You Has My Sympathies

Hey Larry hey. How are you doing? I’m sure you’ve been better. So as the whole world now knows, your daughter likes to have lots of sex for money. As a father, one of your jobs is to keep your daughter off the pole and out “the flicks.” And this didn’t happen. And I’m not sure I blame you. Why? Because you seemed to be a stable and good father to her. She just went wayward and I can’t imagine how you feel.

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