Kat Stacks
Letter

Dear Kat Stacks, You Are Failing At Life

One letter that has been LONG overdue by me is a letter to the infamous Kat Stacks. Some of you are probably asking “Who is Kat Stacks?” Well I posed the question to my twitfam, and here’s what they come up with. Some ho – @smashedthehomie An unemployed dick’s worst …

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Dan Gilbert
Letter

Dear Dan Gilbert, Did Lebron Forget to Cuddle?

So I didn’t give many dambs about Lebron James’ announcement and bazaar and carnival about where he was going. Wherever it was, Lebron was going to get mad loot I ain’t got. He’s going to be ok. He wasn’t giving us the cure to cancer or saying an NBA ball’s …

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Mel Gibson
Famous folksLetter

Dear Mel Gibson, Please STFU

So Gawker released an article last week saying that Mel Gibson went on a diatribe against his ex. “You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n*ggers, it will be your fault.” – Mel Gibson to his wife. THAT is why …

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Aretha Franklin in same dress
Famous folksFashionLetter

Dear Re-Re Franklin, 2 days in a row?

I was first gonna post about something completely different but this took precedence so I had to. Thank to Claire Sulmers of The Fashion Bomb for bringing this to my attention. She wrote a post over at AOL Black Voices and I HAD to write Aretha Franklin a sternly-worded letter for her …

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Rihanna's Red Hair
Famous folksLetter

Dear Rihanna, About this Hair of Yours…

You got the SAME haircut Jim Carrey had in “Dumb & Dumber” and then dyed it with red Kool-Aid. What hairdresser agreed to doing your hair like this??? You clearly got too many “Yes” men around you.

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Liza Minnelli at the Sex and the City 2 premiere
Famous folksLetterMusic

Dear Liza Minelli. No to “Single Ladies”

Liza Minnelli did a version of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.” I’m murked. If you don’t getcho geriatric, eau de Ben Gay self and go be qwat somewhere! What are YOU doing singing “Single Ladies?”

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Chris Brown's Burnt Sienna Apology Blouse
Famous folksLetter

Dear Chris Brown, The Burnt Sienna Apology Blouse…

Ok, so you know. Rihanna-gate happened last year. We all know what happened. I shan’t reshash it. People have already talked it into the ground. You gave multiple horrid interviews about it. And wore ill-advised baby blue bowties and burnt sienna apology blouses to make yourself look less threatening. And you never quite owned up to what you did (but that’s neither here nor there). It was just a mess all around. But that’s not what I’m here for. Well, not ALL the way. Since last year’s madness, it seems you haven’t learned a thing.

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Famous folksLetter

Dear Kelis, You’re Tryna Get HOW MUCH?

The letter below was originally posted August 24th, 2009. But wanted to repost because of the new developments.Nas now owes Kelis over $300,000. GAHTDAMB! If all she gon do with that money is continue to look like a cracked out Statue of Liberty, I disapprove! Messing with Kelis, Nas’ Rush …

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LetterMusic

Dear Ricky Martin, I heard water was wet too

Disclaimer: Let the record show that iHeart the gays. Read this. Reread it. #NoHate. So SHARRAP. “He’s not gay. It’s just that when he speaks, rainbow, glitter and purses fall out.” – A friend of mine. iDied THRICE! So Ricky Martin just went on his official page today to say …

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*faints* That twitchy eye just DID me in!
Famous folksLetter

Dear Lindsay Lohan, You Look Old

I came across a picture of Lindsay Lohan yesterday, and promptly made it my Twitter background because it made me cackle SO loudly, that I didn’t know what to do with myself. After that happened, and people clicked on my Twitter page, they quit me for not warning them. But …

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