Category: Letter

Dear Sammy Sosa, You Look Like A Vampire

[ 40 ] November 11, 2009 |
Dear Sammy Sosa, You Look Like A Vampire

I’m sure by now, you’ve seen a picture of the new and (not so) improved Sammy Sosa. It has more than earned this week’s sternly-worded letter. Dear Sammy Sosa, What in the name of all that is good, holy and sanctified are you doing? Who died and had you replicated as their phantom? You look […]

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Dear Mommy – Happy Birthday

[ 0 ] October 19, 2009 |
Dear Mommy – Happy Birthday

Yesterday was my Mom’s birthday, so I have decided to write her a letter on my blog. Remember when I wrote one to my Future Mini Luvvie some time back? Wells, I did. Check it out if you haven’t read it. So here’s to my Mom, O.B.A. Dear Mommy, On this your birthday, I want […]

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Dear Morehouse, You get a side-eye

[ 52 ] October 16, 2009 |
Dear Morehouse, You get a side-eye

You’ve probably heard the new dress code that Morehouse College, an all-male HBCU (Historically Black College/University), has given its students. They’ve released 11 stipulations that students must follow, or risk being suspended from school. They are more than deserving of this week’s sternly-worded letter. Dear Morehouse, You know you’re kind of full of sh*t, right? […]

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Dear God, Thanks

[ 17 ] September 16, 2009 |
Dear God, Thanks

I’ve written many letters here on AweLuv but I haven’t written one to the ONE who deserves it the most. Until now. Dear God, It’s me, Luvvie. I just wanted to say that I’m thankful for everything. I look around at all my blessings and I take credit for none of it. I’m not that […]

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Dear Joe Wilson

[ 18 ] September 10, 2009 |
Dear Joe Wilson

Last night was the President Obama’s healthcare speech, and I missed it because I was being shallow and watching ANTM. Don’t judge me preoccupied with other things. But before I knew it, Twitter went nuts because someone burst out randomly “You lie” at the POTUS during his speech. come to find out, it was Joe […]

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Dear GMail, Never Crash Again

[ 13 ] September 2, 2009 |
Dear GMail, Never Crash Again

So I was minding my own bitness at work yesterday when I refreshed my GMail inbox and saw that it was down. Life got real dark right then and there. This is why this week’s sternly-worded email is to GMail. For playing all these bald-headed games with me and my emotions. Dear GMail, Me and […]

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Dear Dr. Murray

[ 8 ] August 26, 2009 |
Dear Dr. Murray

*taps mic**opens hand-written letter**clears throat* Dear Dr. Murray, You killed the King of Pop?!? Watch yo’ back! Sincerely, Everyone *drops mic**WALL SLIDES* —- Edit: Another icon has passed on the 25th. RIP to Ted Kennedy. His passing signals the end of another legacy. The Kennedys got less luck than the Addams Family, because Eunice Kennedy […]

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Dear Lil Mama (and ABDC)

[ 59 ] August 10, 2009 |
Dear Lil Mama (and ABDC)

So last night was the Season 4 premier of America’s Best Dance Crew and I tuned in to watch because nothing else was on and Sundays on TV suck majorly. It just never ceases to amaze me as to how random the judging panel on that show is. I really wonder how producers though of […]

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Dear Solange

[ 22 ] July 27, 2009 |
Dear Solange

Solange’s new haircut has been all the hype to the point where it was #3 Trending Topic on Twitter. Folks talked about her hair more than they discussed the Iran Elections & Obama’s new healthcare plan. Sad? Definitely. Entertaining? Absolutely. So my letter is to Beyonce’s shadow SolangeDear Solange, As of last week, I’m a […]

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Dear PETA

[ 11 ] July 14, 2009 |
Dear PETA

Disclaimer: If this is old news, blame it on the fact that I wrote it 2 weeks ago to be posted on RiPPa’s blog. The other day, I was in my office when all of a sudden a huge fly comes swirling around out of nowhere. You already know about my fear of creepy crawlers. […]

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Dear BET, iQuit U

[ 94 ] June 30, 2009 |
Dear BET, iQuit U

This week’s sternly-worded letter has been well-earned, and quite the opposite of the last letter I wrote. With that being said, I must warn folks. I don’t even like to cuss that much in REAL life. However, I may be slightly vulgar in this letter because I’s pissed. Lawd, is I pissed! So to my […]

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A Letter to Michael: Moonwalking on the Clouds

[ 42 ] June 25, 2009 |
A Letter to Michael: Moonwalking on the Clouds

My kids WILL know that “Billie Jean” was not your lover while “Jam”ming. We won’t “Stop Till We Get Enough”. Michael, you made “HIStory” and that is undeniable. Now that you’ve “Eased on Down the Road” to meet Him, I “Cry” because you’re “Gone Too Soon”. We thought “Heaven can wait” but it apparently couldn’t. Your music “Heal(ed) the World” and for that, you “Rock my World”. I “Never Can Say Goodbye” but I do I hope you’re resting in peace.

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Dear YouTube

[ 3 ] June 19, 2009 |
Dear YouTube

This weeks letter isn’t that stern but it must be said. YouTube is tryna ruin me. And excuse me for the link whoredom in today’s post. Dear YouTube, iHate that iLove you. Like for real. There is a reason why most of the time, when folks send me a link from you, I say “No, […]

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