Category: Music

Rihanna is Charging $250 for a CD. FAH WUT?

[ 19 ] November 1, 2012 |
Rihanna is Charging $250 for a CD. FAH WUT?

Rihanna went as weed for Halloween and I thought that was per her usual “Doing the Most” that we’ve come to expect, tolerate but not love from her. She’s hellbent on letting us know that she’s a rebel. She will grab our faces, wear the t-shirt, color her hair aubergine and tattoo it on herself […]

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What is the Dancery that Mary J. Blige Was Talmbout?

[ 25 ] October 22, 2012 |
What is the Dancery that Mary J. Blige Was Talmbout?

You know Mary J. Blige’s hit song “Family Affair” and I bet you’ve jammed to it many a times at parties or in your house. I’ve definitely hit my Mary bop on countless occasions because that song goes so hard in the paint. But I’ve always wondered things about the song. The lyrics pique my […]

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Do Not Instagram That Hoe, Fat Joe

[ 27 ] October 11, 2012 |
Do Not Instagram That Hoe, Fat Joe

Not-so Fat Joe just released a lyrically-remedial track featuring Rick Ross and Juicy J called “Instagram That Hoe.” and I’m here to tell him to refrain from such a thing and I have a plethora of reasons. 0.5. You start the song talmbout “all my bad bitches report to Instagram right now!” Welp, there goes […]

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Kreayshawn Sold 3,900 Albums and It Went Toilet Paper

[ 62 ] September 27, 2012 |
Kreayshawn Sold 3,900 Albums and It Went Toilet Paper

Some of y’all are probably saying “Who is Kreayshawn?” and my response is “Exactly.” She’s a white girl from the Bay area who thinks she can rap and got on YouTube to show her skills. Of course, she was terrible at it and did the most with the least. She wasn’t terrible because she was […]

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Dear Shirley, Woman to Woman, Don’t Be Calling Barbara’s House Like That!

[ 58 ] September 26, 2012 |
Dear Shirley, Woman to Woman, Don’t Be Calling Barbara’s House Like That!

I was listening to Shirley Brown’s Woman to Woman, and I was just like “You know what? Shirley was TRIPPING.” So I decided to write her a sternly-worded letter. In case you’ont know what song I’m talmbout, see below: “Hey Barbara, this is Shirley. You might not know who I am…” Dear Shirley, First of […]

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The 2012 BET Awards Was Surprisingly Good. They Did Whitney RIGHT

[ 25 ] July 2, 2012 |
The 2012 BET Awards Was Surprisingly Good. They Did Whitney RIGHT

For the first time in a while, I can truly say that BET did a good job with one of their programs. This is high praise, seeing as how I’ve wanted to just fight their team during past award shows. This year’s was actually really good and I enjoyed it, so kudos to the folks […]

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Luvvie’s BET Awards 2012 Live-Tweets Party

[ 0 ] July 1, 2012 |
Luvvie’s BET Awards 2012 Live-Tweets Party

My peoples!!! So today is the BET Awards 2012 and I’m ready for them! I got my snacks and my shade READY for the festivities. And you know Twitter makes every show better, so this will be everything. So, I’ll be using the hashtag #AweBET as I tweet the festivities tonight, so join me and […]

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Dear Erykah Badu, That Video? Please Go Have a Window Seat

[ 58 ] June 5, 2012 |
Dear Erykah Badu, That Video? Please Go Have a Window Seat

Erykah Badu has done a duet with the group Flaming Lips, using Roberta Flack’s “First Time Ever I Saw Your Face.” And the video came out this week, and it is a total clusterf*ck. I watched all 5 minutes of it and frowned through the entire thing because it involved a naked Erykah Badu (and […]

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Top THAT! The 80′s Were Awesomely Lame

[ 14 ] May 17, 2012 |
Top THAT! The 80′s Were Awesomely Lame

The 80′s is one of those decades that is just RIPE for roast. A lot of what happened in that decade was just made for guffawing and the video below is nothing different. Watch this and see: “TOP THAT!” Yo. LMAOOOO!!! My throat hurts from the cackles that escape it anytime I watch this video. […]

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Tyrese Concerts Tickets Are on Groupon. WOMP.

[ 13 ] May 7, 2012 |
Tyrese Concerts Tickets Are on Groupon. WOMP.

I got my Groupon deals email this morning and what do I see? Our favorite non-speller’s concert tickets are being Grouponed. WELP. For a low low price of $36, you too can go see Tyrese croon in concert. 140 people stuck in the ’90s have taken advantage of this offer. WHO’S NEXT? Unless he’s gonna […]

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I Want Nicki Minaj to Pack Her Dereon Duffle and Go!

[ 83 ] February 14, 2012 |
I Want Nicki Minaj to Pack Her Dereon Duffle and Go!

I’ve never been a Nicki Minaj fan. Ever since her rise to popularity, I’ve found her annoying at best and downright aggravating most of the time. I think she does the absolute most constantly with the least, and I do my best to stay clear of her music. I can proudly say that only line […]

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My Ideal Whitney Houston Tribute Show

[ 35 ] February 13, 2012 |
My Ideal Whitney Houston Tribute Show

Last night, the Grammy Awards basically dedicated the show to Whitney Houston by making sure her name was never far from the mouths of presenters. Beginning with an opening prayer from host, LL Cool J, and with random mentions throughout the night. I loved the thoughtfulness they showed, especially with so little time. And the […]

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Dear Whitney Houston, You Were the Voice of My Generation

[ 29 ] February 12, 2012 |
Dear Whitney Houston, You Were the Voice of My Generation

I don’t understand at all and it’s not registering in my head fully that you’re really gone, Whitney. I screamed when I found out. I literally screamed as I saw on TMZ.com “Whitney Houston Dies at 48.” I refreshed the page because surely, they’ll take it back. They didn’t. How are you gone? HOW? I […]

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