Category: Music
Dear Lauryn Hill, Rohan Wasn’t It Anyway
Soooo I just heard that Lauryn Hill got left by Rohan Marley for a Brazilian model (story’s here). My first thought was that maybe he’s sick of having to rummage through an entire closet to get to her love pocket. I’m just saying. Lauryn has earned this sternly-worded letter. Dear Lauryn Hill, Hey girl hey. [...]
Beyonce Stans, Come Get Your Peoples
Unless you’re living under a rock (or Debra Lee’s BET Awards dress), you know that Beyonce’s newest album “4″ just came out yesterday. That joint is prolly gon go like 8 times platinum soon because she’s a beast and whatnot. Who runs the world? BEY. Part of the reason that Queen Yawnce runs everything is, [...]
BET Awards 2011 Recap: The Show Was… I Got Questions
I don’t know. I really don’t have one adjective to describe the 2011 BET Awards. It was entertaining mostly because of the live-tweets from my Twitfam. But if I was sitting in my living room without the world’s commentary to keep me company, I probably woulda spent the whole 3 hours with this stare. . [...]
Luvvie’s BET Awards 2011 Live-Tweets Party
Hey folks! As you know, Twitter makes every show worth watching. Even the EBT BET Awards. Well, ESPECIALLY the BET Awards. We all know that the devil plays hopscotch in BET’s parking lot so it promises to be an interesting nite. Stay tuned for my BET Awards party, featuring live-tweeting from the most foolish and [...]
So I Went to Rihanna’s Chicago Concert
So last night, I went to Rihanna‘s concert at the United Center with my girl Patrice (aka Afrobella). We got hooked up with some VIP tickets so we got dressed up, funky fresh, dressed to impress, ready to party. The United Center was hella packed with all types of folks. White folks, Black folks, Young [...]
Dear Lady Gaga, You Do The Most with the Most
This week’s sternly-worded letter is to Lady Gaga, the Queen of Doing the Most. Dear Lady Gaga, Hey girl hey! Can we talk for a second? Aight cool. I’d like to know why you do sooo much. ALLATAHM. ALL THE GAHTDAMB TAHM! You’re very talented, true. Your voice is actually pretty dope. Only reason I [...]
Google’s Guitar Logo Rocks!
I’m a Google Groupie. NO doubt about it. I’m All Google Everything. But can you blame me? They keep doing awesome things in their plot for world domination and I’m a willing sheep. I wish I could work there. YES LAWD! Anywho, the latest in Google Greatness is today’s Guitar doodle logo. I went on [...]
A Lot of People Hate Justin Bieber. For Why?
When I first saw Justin Bieber a coupla years back, I thought “Awww what an adorable little girl. she’s so pretty!” And then someone told me that was a boy and I all O____O Oh. Well, he was cute either way. I didn’t take the time to hear him sing though. I’m pretty sure I [...]
No More “Rolling in the Deep” Covers!
Now y’all KNOW my love of Adele. It was well-documented in the post I wrote a coupla weeks ago titled “Why I LOVE Adele.” Apparently, I ain’t the only one who thoroughly enjoys that plump Brit with a voice touched the the Lord! 98 comments and counting! One of my FAVE Adele songs is “Rolling [...]
Why I LOVE Adele: Her Voice and Soul
My love affair with Adele began later than everyone else’s because, well, I’m always tardy for the party. First time I saw her was son some awards show last year singing “Chasing Pavements.” I was all “Who is this? She’s kinda tight.” But she fell off my radar for a bit because I don’t listen [...]
Soulja Boy is a Bigger Idiot Than I Thought
Soulja Boy is a bit of a degenerate. Dude thought putting white out on his sunglasses was fashion forward. And he slept with Kat Stacks, who is a walking STD. And he raps like he wrote his lyrics while drugged up on Tylenol PM AND Ambien. Just when I thought he couldn’t be more of an idiot than he is, I found out about something he said 3 years ago.
Dear Lil Kim, this Nicki Minaj Beef is Tired
This letter to Lil Kim has been a long time coming. And everytime I lose my vigor to write it, something else happens. Sit back. Enjoy. Dear Lil Kim, Hey gurl hey. *deep sigh* You know I used to be a fan of yours, right? Your songs went HARD in the gahtdamb paint! “Crush on [...]
Four Seasons of Angst and Linen
So y’all know me and Kindred love a good roast. A coupla weeks ago, we were in the mood to listen to some douchebaggery music (note: we call ultra sappy songs douchebag music because you can just picture some douche on YouTube playing it on an acoustic guitar. We LOVE douchebag music). We decided to [...]
