Category: My Life

Luvvie’s Christmas Sweatah Brings All The Haters To The Yard

[ 3 ] December 24, 2010 |
Luvvie’s Christmas Sweatah Brings All The Haters To The Yard

Luvvie’s note: It is an annual tradition for me to put my avatar in a *coughs* festive sweater. However, folks be hating on it SUPER hard. I think they’re just jellis of my sweater steeze! Haters, I say!!! Anywho, the supreme hater this time was my eSis, Naturally Alise. Here she is roasting my sweatah […]

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Luvvie’s Christmas Sweater: Last Year’s Roast

[ 10 ] December 20, 2010 |
Luvvie’s Christmas Sweater: Last Year’s Roast

Last year, I blessed the world by putting my avatar in a DELIGHTFUL sweater to celebrate the holidays. The Christmas spirit was RIPE in me. So y’all know I had to dress for the occasion! I presented the world with my sweater. And DAGNABBIT I looked ADORABO in it. But when I tweeted it, LAWDT… […]

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True Life: I Bought UGG Boots. And I Love Them.

[ 60 ] December 6, 2010 |
True Life: I Bought UGG Boots. And I Love Them.

So I’m one of those people who has roasted Ugg boots to pieces over the years. They tend to look like brown foot casts and look utterly shapeless. I think what REALLY ruined them for me was how folks started wearing them in summer, with short shorts on. looks at Britney Spears Yeah YOU BRIT! […]

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Black Velvet Napoleon FAILED

[ 71 ] November 30, 2010 |
Black Velvet Napoleon FAILED

I went to a part one of my fave DJs (Dee Money) was throwing the night of Thanksgiving. I was minding my own business (as I always do O_o) when some short dude in a velvet blazer approached me.

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I Might Try Yoga. Yes, Really.

[ 18 ] November 22, 2010 |
I Might Try Yoga. Yes, Really.

I gotta admit that I’m overworked. I’m sure a lot of us are. For someone who’s supposedly FUNemployed, I stay mighty busy. With my clients and Red Pump work. I find myself working through most weekends. My sleeping schedule is MURKED! I’m the one going to bed when everyone else is waking up. My circadian […]

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Heroine Helen Takes a Nap On the Bus

[ 44 ] November 12, 2010 |
Heroine Helen Takes a Nap On the Bus

I was on the bus the other day minding my own business (as I always do O__o) when a woman sits next to me. Within 5 seconds of her sitting, she had fallen asleep and was leaning to the right until her head was almost on my damb shoulder. So I huff and she wakes […]

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Halloween’s Here. What Costumes Are You Rocking?

[ 5 ] October 29, 2010 |
Halloween’s Here. What Costumes Are You Rocking?

So I’m notorious for never buying Halloween costumes. I just look in my wardrobe and put together something and call it a costume. One year, I was a Black panther by rocking black cargo pants, black leather jacket, black newsboy hat and an ice grill. So this year, I’ve been trying to figure it out. […]

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Blogalicious and Miami: All TEN Everything!

[ 21 ] October 18, 2010 |
Blogalicious and Miami: All TEN Everything!

I’m all tardy for the party, but better late than never, right? RIGHT??? Anyway, although Blogalicious 2010 was a full week ago, I’m just now getting to recapping it. It was awesome! It also ended on 10/10/10, so you know I have to do #AllTENeverything! Here are 10 reasons my trip to Miami was AWESOMESAUCE: […]

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I’m in Miami for Blogalicious

[ 5 ] October 8, 2010 |
I’m in Miami for Blogalicious

What’s popping folks? I’m in Miami for the Blogalicious Conference. Blogalicious is a conference to celebrate diversity in women who blog. I’m speaking here on a panel called “New Bloggers Guide” with Kris Cain of Little Tech Girl. Sidenote: I redesigned their website too. This is my first time in Miami, and I’m LOVING it […]

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Happy 50th Birthday, Nigeria! #AllNAIJAErrthang

[ 15 ] October 1, 2010 |
Happy 50th Birthday, Nigeria! #AllNAIJAErrthang

Y’all will catch me randomly yelling out “ALL NAIJA EVERYTHING” today because it’s my country’s birthday! Nigeria turns 50 today and celebrates half a century without British rule! Naijas everywhere will be rejoicing like nothing else, so excuse any rowdiness you see from us. Nigeria’s the most populated country in Africa. There’s a good 125 […]

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I’m Not a Big Drinker But I’m the Public Lushness Fairy

[ 18 ] September 30, 2010 |
I’m Not a Big Drinker But I’m the Public Lushness Fairy

I’m a lightweight when it comes to alcohol. I prefer the fruity drinks that taste like juice over taking shots. In fact, shots give me the heebie jeebies. Sometimes, I’ll take a shot if enough peer pressure is applied. But my face afterwards looks like the #10 on the medical pain chart. EEEWWWW!! I was […]

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I Got My Najiramba On

[ 25 ] September 27, 2010 |
I Got My Najiramba On

So y’all know that episode of Martin where he just came up missing and sent Gina a tape saying he had to go find himself? And then they found him in some sort of cult place where he was rocking half a fro, half braids while rocking a brown sack? Well, yeah, that was me […]

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BasseyWorldLive was the Reunion of Ratchetness

[ 30 ] August 13, 2010 |
BasseyWorldLive was the Reunion of Ratchetness

One of the things I was looking forward to the most on my trip to New York City was BasseyWorldLive. You see… Bassey Ikpi is a dope poet who has been on Def Poetry Jam and errthing. She’s also one of the best folks on Twitter, which is where she and I connected. She wakes […]

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