Category: My Life
Who’s That on the Birthday Line? It’s LUVVIE!!!
Today is a special day! It’s MY BIRTHDAY!!! *and then I hit my dougie* YES MA’AMS and SIRS! Today’s my birthday! *cartwheels* 26 years ago, the world got a tad bit more ratchet, when at 2:30am, my mama birthed me. TWO weeks late. CLEARLY, I wasn’t on much then either. I was in the womb CHILLING. [...]
Allow Me to Re-introduce Myself
Happy New Year, folks!!! *does the cabbage patch* Yessssssss!!! So I hope you stayed outta trouble on the 31st. I’d hate to see any of you on FAILblog.com. By hate, I mean thoroughly enjoy. Anywho, in this new year, I wanted to get folks re-acquainted to the person behind the avatar. And I’ve gotten so [...]
Thank You For An Awesome(ly) Lovely 2010
WOWSIES! I can’t believe it’s the last day of 2010. Where did this year go? It ran faster than a Kenyan. Sheesh! Anywho, I didn’t want to have the New Year’s Eve go by without a quick wrap up, before New Years’ Eve festivities begin (and ratchetness takes over). Where I am now is so [...]
Luvvie’s Christmas Sweatah Brings All The Haters To The Yard
Luvvie’s note: It is an annual tradition for me to put my avatar in a *coughs* festive sweater. However, folks be hating on it SUPER hard. I think they’re just jellis of my sweater steeze! Haters, I say!!! Anywho, the supreme hater this time was my eSis, Naturally Alise. Here she is roasting my sweatah [...]
Luvvie’s Christmas Sweater: Last Year’s Roast
Last year, I blessed the world by putting my avatar in a DELIGHTFUL sweater to celebrate the holidays. The Christmas spirit was RIPE in me. So y’all know I had to dress for the occasion! I presented the world with my sweater. And DAGNABBIT I looked ADORABO in it. But when I tweeted it, LAWDT… [...]
True Life: I Bought UGG Boots. And I Love Them.
So I’m one of those people who has roasted Ugg boots to pieces over the years. They tend to look like brown foot casts and look utterly shapeless. I think what REALLY ruined them for me was how folks started wearing them in summer, with short shorts on. looks at Britney Spears Yeah YOU BRIT! [...]
Black Velvet Napoleon FAILED
I went to a part one of my fave DJs (Dee Money) was throwing the night of Thanksgiving. I was minding my own business (as I always do O_o) when some short dude in a velvet blazer approached me.
I Might Try Yoga. Yes, Really.
I gotta admit that I’m overworked. I’m sure a lot of us are. For someone who’s supposedly FUNemployed, I stay mighty busy. With my clients and Red Pump work. I find myself working through most weekends. My sleeping schedule is MURKED! I’m the one going to bed when everyone else is waking up. My circadian [...]
Heroine Helen Takes a Nap On the Bus
I was on the bus the other day minding my own business (as I always do O__o) when a woman sits next to me. Within 5 seconds of her sitting, she had fallen asleep and was leaning to the right until her head was almost on my damb shoulder. So I huff and she wakes [...]
Halloween’s Here. What Costumes Are You Rocking?
So I’m notorious for never buying Halloween costumes. I just look in my wardrobe and put together something and call it a costume. One year, I was a Black panther by rocking black cargo pants, black leather jacket, black newsboy hat and an ice grill. So this year, I’ve been trying to figure it out. [...]
Blogalicious and Miami: All TEN Everything!
I’m all tardy for the party, but better late than never, right? RIGHT??? Anyway, although Blogalicious 2010 was a full week ago, I’m just now getting to recapping it. It was awesome! It also ended on 10/10/10, so you know I have to do #AllTENeverything! Here are 10 reasons my trip to Miami was AWESOMESAUCE: [...]
I’m in Miami for Blogalicious
What’s popping folks? I’m in Miami for the Blogalicious Conference. Blogalicious is a conference to celebrate diversity in women who blog. I’m speaking here on a panel called “New Bloggers Guide” with Kris Cain of Little Tech Girl. Sidenote: I redesigned their website too. This is my first time in Miami, and I’m LOVING it [...]
Happy 50th Birthday, Nigeria! #AllNAIJAErrthang
Y’all will catch me randomly yelling out “ALL NAIJA EVERYTHING” today because it’s my country’s birthday! Nigeria turns 50 today and celebrates half a century without British rule! Naijas everywhere will be rejoicing like nothing else, so excuse any rowdiness you see from us. Nigeria’s the most populated country in Africa. There’s a good 125 [...]
