Category: Politics
WTF, Senate?!? You Had One Job! ONE JOB!
The U.S. Senate basically DEADED the bill expanding background checks for guns. 54 YAYs and 46 NAYs. The bill lost by 6 votes. SIX. GAHTDAMB. VOTES. The message that was just sent to 90% of Americans who supported this bill is “WE’ONT GIVE A DAMB WHATCHU WANT!” and “NRA PAYPALED US SO YOLO!” Most of the [...]
Kid President Meets the Real President. I’m Verklempt.
Kid President is a 9-year old boy named Robbie Novak who manages to have more compassion and optimism in his little body than most of us can muster up. And he’s inspiring and adorable and just awesome. I was introduced to him through this pep talk he gave us all, telling us to wake up [...]
Michelle Obama’s Side-Eye to John Boehner is Everything
While I was running the streets yesterday after Inauguration stuff, folks emailed me, tweeted me, and Facebooked me the same link over and over again. It was to this Gawker post with Michelle Obama’s reaction to John Boehner trying to talk to her during the lunch. I. GAHTDAMB. LIVE. Madame FLOTUS! You better give that [...]
My President is Black, Michelle’s Coat is Blue: 5 Thoughts on the Inauguration
I was supposed to have published this post yesterday but I was running the streets all day so I wasn’t able. I did write one post though, about what the election meant to me. Did you read that? Aight go read it and come back. Anywho, here are some of the thoughts I took away [...]
10 Awesomely Hilarious Election Night Gifs. You’re Welcome!
One of the best things that come out of any major event are the memes and the gifs that sprout up all over the web afterwards. I mean it. The internet excels and unites about few things and those are usually things of foolery. The re-election of President Barack Obama churned out so much awesomeness [...]
Message From the Greatest Generation: Best Political Ad EVER
There’s a passion in this election season that’s different from the last. I think it’s partly because of how the Republican party has been showing OUT this time around. They aren’t even trying to act like they’re not a party of racist jackasses who are desperate to get THAT BLACK GUY out of the White [...]
My President is Sassy Dinnamug
By now, you’ve probably seen this picture of President Barack Obama floating across the interwebs. And if you’re like me, then it probably gives you tea for your fever! Seriously. How awesome is this picture??? He looks like he’s telling whoever is on the phone “Chile, I READ Mittens for filth.” And I’m here for [...]
Phenomenal Binder, That’s Me: A Poem
When I try to explain to people that I’m not the most ratchet of my friends, they always give me the side-eye. But for realsies. I have some type of foolery magnet and it brings fellow senseless people into my life and I love it. My girl Kellee (@KHough09), decided to write a poem about [...]







