Category: Random
When the Internet Calls You Teef Keef and Teef Sweat, You Lost
A couple of days ago, a picture started spreading around Instagram of a dude and his baby girl (who was around 2 years old). Folks said she had been kidnapped and asked for everyone to pass on the picture, in case anyone has seen her. Well, it turns out that the dude had faked her [...]
The GIF Debate: Is It GIF or JIF?
You know those moving pics I have in my blogposts? Yes, the ones that look like the Harry Potter movies come to life. Those are called GIFs (which stands for Graphics Interchange Format) and I have a folder with over 1,400 of them. I’m talmbout this: There is ALWAYS an excuse for a twerk team [...]
I Bet Jesus Ain’t Pleased with this Church’s $70,000 Gift Offering
My girl Dash Harris posted a picture on her Facebook account and I had to blog about it. Because it’s so ridiculous. SECURITY!!! There are just so many things wrong here. The pastor is turning 70 so the only way they deemed appropriate to celebrate his life is by giving him $70,000??? Not even $700. Or [...]
Tumblr Blessed Me with this GIF and Comic and I Howled
If Tumblr ain’t good for anything, it’s good for priceless GIFs. A lot of the ones I use on here just come across my dashboard as I scroll around. This GIF happened and it made me laugh so hard I chortled. *howls* First of all, how did she lose the grip so proper? When she [...]
Sorority Girl Sends Her Sisters the Rudest (But Hilarious) Email Ever
One time while I was in undergrad, someone asked me “Is your roommate Greek?” And my dumbass replied with “No, she’s Puerto Rican.” I really didn’t know what they meant til they laughed at me. I’m slow. I never joined a sorority in college. Not because I didn’t like them or didn’t see the point. [...]
Jessica Alba’s Honest Company Tried to Come for Honest Toddler
For the past year or so, there’s been a satirical account on Twitter called @HonestToddler, whose tweets are what you’d imagine every mischievous toddler thinks but can’t express. It’s complete hilarity because those of us who deal with toddlers regularly know how much they can be jerks (but they’re so cute so they can get away [...]
This is the Most Delicious Resignation Letter Ever
When you know it’s time to quit your job and move on to greener pastures and whatnots, it can be hard to write the letter of resignation. Finding the right words takes time. And do you type it or write it out? Wells, this dude in the UK found the best way to quit his [...]
I’m Still Not Here for Relationship Experts: A Rant
I know I’ve written about the topic of wack ass relationship experts twice before. First, on No Country for Janky Relationship Experts and then on XOJane (How Do We Fight Back Against Stupid Relationship Advice Nobody Asked For?) But I seriously will not rest until they’ve all gone away and stopped telling women how lonely [...]
One Dumbass Man, One Dead Eel, and One Huge Fail (no pics. don’t worry)
Sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction. And sometimes, you read some news and wonder how people are so stupid that they get themselves in the strangest situations. I just read a story on Huffington Post about a man in China who stuck a 20-inch live eel up his yansh because he saw it being done [...]
Mahogany is Your Queen on the Scene
Chile I be minding my own business FOR REAL. Then Foolishness & Fuckery lived up to her name and brought this gem into my newsfeeds. Sir…ma’am. WUT? Did my dudette scalp Sonic the Hedgehog and place his skin tenderly on his head as a hairhat??? Is that what happened here? Because it surely looks like [...]
The Luvvie Glossary of Random Stuff I Say!
I have developed my own lingo because I’m random and lazy so I’ve found certain ways to express my emotions that are sometimes shorter than what folks are used to. I forget sometimes that I’m almost speaking my own language so when I write and talk like this and folks look at me funny, I’m [...]
We Don’t Believe You. You Need More People on April Fools Day
Today is April 1 and I must say that I’m not a fan of the day. People take it upon themselves to let their inner FOOLS come out and call it “pranking.” iSweahfoLAWD some people play too gahtdamb much on April Fool’s. Some pranks ain’t even funny. They’re just evil. All those who commemorate the [...]
I Must Have Missed the Holy Book Signing
One of my longtime readers, Caroline, dropped a goodie on my Facebook wall and I shook my head so hard I sued myself for assault. Look: It says “signed copy.” *looks around* Ummmm who signed this Bible? Word on the street is that Jesus ain’t back yet so unless I missed something, I’m really perplexed [...]
