So today is April 1st and I must say that I’m not a fan of the day. People take it upon themselves to let their inner FOOLS come out and call it “pranking.” iSweahfoLAWD some people play too gahtdamb much on April Fool’s. Some pranks ain’t even funny. They’re just evil. Everyone who plans on [...]
If I wasn’t the person that I am, you probably would have heard a national news story (with accompanying eyewitness YouTube vidjo because you know someone always catches it) about an “angry Black woman who put a beat down on a poor old man.” Yes, I’d be somewhere behind bars with Remy Ma and Da [...]
You know who annoys the heck outta me? People who always talk about how they got haters. Reg’lah ass people too. If I come across one more Facebook status talmbout “Haters are mad right now. They see me up there.” What haters??? Up where??? Who are you? Why are you on my friends’ list? If [...]
Hey folks. I wrote this post exclusively for TheFreshXpress.com. Here’s a teaser. Read the rest and comment here: **** I was on Twitter last night and I kept seeing people being outraged over FAMU. I had no idea what it was about so I posed the question of ”What happened at FAMU? I’m outta the [...]
*grumbles* Happy Monday. O__O (What’s happy about it? I know. I ask the same thing). As y’all will often see, I post my blogs at like 2am sometimes. Not only am I most productive when it’s dark out, I don’t remember ever being an early-to-bed kinda person. My Mom told me I was born in [...]
*Shameless Plug Alert* So as some of you may know, I have an Awesome T-Shirt store that I created, with swag that has my favorite sayings on it. You too can proclaim to the world: iCant. iRebuke it. *wall slide*. Go SADDOWN. etc. Below are just 8 out of the 22 shirts I have available. [...]
I read an article the other about a 9-year-old Chinese girl who gave birth 2 weeks ago and my mouth dropped to the floor. What in the deuce?!? A 9-yr old having a baby? Of course this REEKS of some foul play but it got me to thinking. What is this world COMING to? At [...]
First of all, I’m hating on everyone who has the day off today and I say “you suck” with all the love I can muster. Lawd knows my bed was feeling extra good this murnting. Doesn’t help that the weekend went faster than a one minute man. Sidenote: Weekends should become 3 days. This whole [...]
Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all!!! Today is MY day! The day of LOVE!!! *cues cheesy ballads* *sways and swoons* For the single folks in college, don’t go to the lobby of your dorm. All the balloon and flowers being delivered will only make you angry and bitter. For single folks out in the real world, go [...]
Testing 1, 2, 3. I won’t be by a computer all morning because I have media training at work. So I’m testing out blogging through my blackberry. Did it work? Do y’all see me? What about now? Hmm… I feel like I’m playing a game of hide and go seek but without a seeker. I [...]
For the Grammy’s on February 1, my avatar decided to don a formal onesie reserved for truly special occasions. Well, 2 days later, on February 3, VH1′s Superbowl jam came on. Rihanna had on a very similar one. I WAS SWAGGED-JACKED! With that being said… I see you back there checking my out, GaGa. You [...]
There are few things you can’t avoid in life, no matter how hard you try. These things include death, bad music and taxes. It’s so serious that when you die, they play bad music at your funegro, while the gubment sends a eulogy that reads “We know you ain’t here and all no more but [...]
Hey folks! I’m having a Grammy’s Live-tweeting party tomorrow on my blog. I had one before for the American Music Awards and it was DOPE! When people tweet and use the hashtag #GrammyLuv, their tweets will show up here. However, I will be picking 12 of the most ignant folks whose tweets will stream automatically [...]
