Category: Random
In DC for the weekend
As you read this, I’ll be on the Amtrak train on my way to the Blogging While Brown Conference, where I’m speaking on a panel. Afrobella and I decided to take a train because neither one of us has ever taken one long distance. Armed with backpacks full of snacks, pillows, blankets and a flip [...]
Whose Aunty is This??
I was on MissJia.com when I saw this picture below. And I was forced to save it and make it my Twitter background. I think at least once an hour, someone tweets me talmbout “WHAT IS THAT?!?” I don’t even… I just… *facepalm* WHAT (not who) is this? Where do I start? I’ma make a [...]
The Road Not Ratchet: A Poem
I’d like to think of myself as versatile, n’ah mean? I ain’t just a writer. I’m also a poetress. Yes, poetress. I can be deeper than the Kat Stacks’ parents’ Fail list. So here I’m is. I’d like to bless y’all with a poem. I’m a fan of the classics. Old white men wrote some [...]
AweLuv DEED that
Hey y’all. If you’re reading this before noon, odds are that I’m somewhere making sweet sweet love with my pillow. I was supposed to write about my exciting Sunday but I had to finish what I was doing. What was it? Well I’m glad you asked (“Sharrap!” to everyone that just said “I ain’t e’en [...]
Awesomely LuvvLinks
The Circle of Foolery has been on a rampage this week. Some of these made me CACKLE. Brokey McPoverty talmbout The Mutterface, which is the Male Butterface (ya know. “Everything’s sexy. But her face”). Mmhmm. PBG’s mad because some folks don’t know how to act on Twitter. She posted ’bout what folks do that FAILS [...]
Whose Daughter Is This?
Someone’s daughter, niece, future baby mama, truant classmate decided it’d be a good idea for her to go get a giant “Follow Me” tattoo on her arm. She even has the Twitter bird included. iCan’t. I just CANNOT!
Friday Foolishness: The Cuss Out Heard ‘Round the World
I came across this post while reading Shay D Lady’s blog and I laughed so hard I started hiccuping. I asked her if I could repost here and she kindly obliged. THIS is true Friday Foolishness. —– I went to my daughter’s “Honors Day” program. My child has made either teacher’s honor roll or principal’s [...]
Awesomely LuvvLinks
There’s plenty of AWESOMENESS elsewhere this week. My circle of foolery got some good things popping. Til The Cops Come Knockin’: Despite gentrification, I still live in Tha Hood! – PBG’s foolish self had some cop drama in her building. She’s DC’s version of Miss Pearl from 227. Lace Front Wigs: The Real Epidemic Affecting [...]
Company Looking for Ebonics Linguist. Yes. Really.
So I was sitting at my computer trying to figure out what to blog about today when I got an email from one of my readers. I promised her it’d be anonymous though. It said: I am trying to increase visibility over a really dumb move my company is making. Chenega Corporation… (a minority owned [...]
APimpNamedSlickFront. Whose Uncle Is This?
I introduce you to Allen E. Brown aka APimpNamedSlickFront aka The Pimp Who Murked Me. He is actually a pimp in New Jersey who was running a prostitution ring, and ended up being sentenced to 18 years in jail. I took ONE look at this picture and had roast tourette’s. Let’s make a list of ALL the things that are wrong with this picture. I’d probably save time if I listed everything that was right = NOT A DAMB THING!
Awesomely LuvvLinks
Bringing to you the first of many “Awesomely LuvvLinks.” I know a lotta fellow dope bloggers who couldn’t have sense if it was tattooed on their forearms. I heart them so. Check out some of their spots. “The American Dream (puberty deferred)” – My eBoo ThroatChop U talmbout The Dream’s janky cover of Aaliyah’s “One [...]
Whose cousin is this?
Whose ratchet ol’ cousin is this?!? I saw this picture and wanted to go kick every trashcan in a 5-mile radius. There’s sooo much tomfoolery in this picture that I don’t even know where to start. Fine, I guess we’ll work our way down from the top. First he has colored contacts. Then braids. With Jolly Rancher beads. iCan’t.
Umm… I moved my blog
I’m not sure if anyone’s gonna get this but i moved my blog from Blogger to WordPress. In the process, it messed up some folks who subscribed to my feeds. So visit the brand new WWW.AWESOMELYLUVVIE.COM and re-subscribe so you can still be getting my content. Getchu a piece!!!
