Category: Random
10 Things That Happened After Nigeria Won the African Cup
Nigeria just defeated Burkina Faso to win the African Soccer something big and awesome championship match tournament. Or the African Cup of Nations. But I like my description better. Anywho, Nigerians everywhere are currently losing their minds in glee. 1. Your Facebook newsfeeds exploded with celebrating Nigerians. The moment the game ended, all the Nigerians [...]
Because This Lion Deserves Shine and You Know It!
The next time you think you’re having a good hair day, take a second. And look at yourself in the mirror. And ask if you measure up to this glorious mane below. Is YOUR hair laid like poetry? Is it fried, dyed and LAIDT to every side it needs to be like this lion? Mufasa [...]
We Must Stop Legging Abuse
Leggings are comfortable. I get it. I like them too. But ever since the leggings as pants trend started like 4 or 5 or 6 years ago, people have been abusing it left and right. There are folks who rock it with cropped shirts, showing off all camel toe. And I be wondering if they [...]
The Poptart Tragedy: Dumbest, Funniest and Best Story Ever
I come across hilarious stuff everyday but last night, I was introduced to the Poptart Tragedy. And I laughed so hard for so long that my stomach legit hurt and I had to take a drink of water to soothe my throat afterwards. I called my friend Antonio and we were both laughing for the [...]
This Chanel Tattoo is What Failing At Life Looks Like (It Ain’t Diamond’s Afterall)
Are we moving backwards as a human race? Very possibly. Everyday I see examples to confirm this and Diamond’s Chanel ass tattoo is some strong proof. First of all, I’d like to say that I don’t e’em know WHO this Diamond chick is. One of my readers sent me the picture below and I had to [...]
Whose Granny is This? She Went to Magic Photo To Slay
So. Old people. You know I love them, right? It’s mostly for their lack of damb giving about anything. They do what they want and that’s that. Well, below is an example of one geriatric I can’t get behind ALL the way. Miss. Mademoiselle. Ma’am. What is this? Magic photo just turned tragic. Someone’s granny put [...]
These Girls Didn’t Make the Twerk Team
Twerking is a privilege, not a right. Everyone ain’t able and that is perfectly okay. Those who can twerk do, others need to have a seat when it’s Twerk Time. Like the two girls below. I watched this video and laughed so hard I snorted in real life. Not cute snort but the pig in [...]
Cee-Lo Green is a Walking Christmas Ornament and I Kinda Love It
I enjoy Cee-Lo Green as much as the next person. The dude is entertaining as hell and his music is like in the clouds. He’s clearly a genius and like most geniuses, he also seems to be missing a couple of screws. Which feeds his art, but it also keeps me amused. Cee-Lo is weird [...]
About This Chris Brown and Jenny Johnson Twitter Beef…
You just read this headline and you think you already know what I’m gonna say. You may but the only way you’ll know is to READ this. I put this first because people see the name Chris Brown and they’re ready to GO TO TOWN. Yesterday, Chris Brown deleted his Twitter account for the FIDDY-ELEVENTH [...]
RHOA Producers Still Think We Care About Kim Zolciak’s Move: Episode 4 Recap
I don’t know why but the producers of Real Housewives of Atlanta still think we give a damb about Kim Zolciak’s house problem, which isn’t really a big problem but she’s whining enough to try to convince us that it is. I am unmoved by Kim’s situation (you see what I did there). Wayyy too [...]
Stock Negro Criminal is Too Fine For This Treatment
Oh America. Every time we think you might be about to win, you start losing again. Remember when Barack Obama got elected president in 2008 and everyone was talmbout how it was a post-racial country? Yeah… that was boolsheet. Unless post-racial means “just as racist but since there’s a Black guy in the White House, [...]
Grandpa Liu is Serving Everything I Need!
The internet is awesome because sometimes it brings things into your life that makes you smile from deep down. The story of 72-year old Liu Xianping from Shanghai and his support for his granddaughter is one. Liu’s granddaughter runs a clothing store with some of her college buddies, and one day as they unpacked, he [...]
The Girl Who Was Bamboozled: An Epic Tale of Stupidity
So you know how you hear a story that’s just so outrageous you think it couldn’t possibly be true? Wells, one of my friends told me this story and I had to make her SWEAR that she wasn’t lying. She’s a churchgoing woman so she did and I believe her. I need you to read [...]
