I just wrote two epic posts back-to-back and I’m all “Oh crap. Folks are gonna start thinking my blog is always this good.” So, I’d like for you all to lower your expectations this instant! I DEMAND IT! *shakes fists in your faces* HA! But really. I’m welcoming all the newbies to my blog. And [...]
Yesterday was my post telling parents to quit naming their kids stupidly. It turned out to be EPIC, with 300 comments on it and counting (record for this blog). And y’all might have made my site crash for a good hour yesterday with ratchetness. Folks acted UP in those comments. I spent way too much [...]
A couple of weeks ago, I was in Starbucks, and I looked at my cashier’s name tag. It said “Money Jones.” Well, I don’t remember her last name because I was too fixated on the “Money” part as her first name. I was judging her parents HELLA hard. Did they name her “Money” because they [...]
So unless you’ve been living under a rock lately, you’ve heard about the debacle going on at Penn State. To call it a debacle is a huge understatement actually. It’s a ridiculous state of affairs for a man to be a sexual predator and rape young kids while others look the other way. There’s probably [...]
As much as an Apple groupie that I am, I’ve never really wanted an iPhone. Ignore the fact that I have a 4th generation iPod Touch, which is basically an iPhone without a cellphone plan. I like having my touch for all the Apple apps but without the $150 cell plan. I’ve been fine with [...]
So I was minding my own business on Tumblr when I came across a post of this segzy man. Nothing out of the ordinary. Until I scrolled down and saw “This is Leroy Bell. He is 60.” Wait. Wayment. THIS scrumptious fella is somebody’s Grandpappy???? YOU’S LYING!!! Someone gotta show me some doggone receipts! His [...]
I’ve been Blackberry user for almost four years, standing by my phone steadfastly through the storms. Even that one time where my trackball popped out and ended up in 6 pieces. How something so small could have so many parts is beyond me. Then I upgraded to a Bold and got a trackpad and my [...]
People always twitpic their meals and 97.3% of the time, it is a complete and utter FAIL. That’s why the homie SteenFox created the Tumblr blog: ThatPlate.tumblr.com. It is soooo utterly needed, especially around holiday times when folks are eating (and cooking) with reckless abandon. Today, a dude on Twitter (@megatronjr) posted this pic with [...]
High school is a microcosm of the real world. Folks think when they graduate, the dynamics they had to deal with then end. WRONG! Life is high school on a larger scale. So I thought about what would happen if the social networks where we spend our eLives were high school and this is what [...]
Facebook is feeling like the older brother who still wants to practice his guitar and go on tour with his garage band, except he’s 45 and balding. I’m not sure what this is supposed to mean but go with me here. It’s just been hella obnoxious to me lately, with their changes. And tryna keep [...]
The 10th anniversary of 9/11 was two days ago. The country came together to pay its respects to the lives lost on that fateful day that changed the world as we know it. We’re all cheering New York on for still standing. Whoever did this painting was also tryna #PayAmish. They tried. What is going on [...]
I’m always tardy for the party, even when it’s my own. August was insanely busy for me. So busy that I forgot a major special occasion here on AwesomelyLuvvie.com! On August 8, 2006, I launched this blog with a simple post, not thinking it would turn into anything but a random space for me to [...]
Sometimes, I come across something that makes me realize that some people are born dumber than others. This tattoo is one. The weapon formed against him was “failure” and it already prospered when he got this permanently etched on his face. What makes someone wake up in the morning and say “I think I want [...]
