Category: Random
Dry Hair Battle
Me and my eSis NaturallyAlise engage in a heated hair battle on a regular basis. Actually, daily. It started one day when I called her afro crunchy, and it hasn’t ended since. Below is a battle we had on Twitter today (which we are HOOKED on. I’m @LuvvieIg and she is @NaturallyAlise). Cool Kids now [...]
It’s my BIRFDAY!!!
One score and four years ago, my mother brought forth on this planet, a new daughter, conceived in awesomeness and dedicated to the proposition that she shall be IG beyond means. What this means is… IT’S MY BIRFDAY!!! *pops bottles of Baileys* *does jig* *gets sprayed with money* (you know how us Naijas do). I [...]
Bonne Annee!!!
Bonne Année, blog family! I bet you ain’t know that I dabbled in French (and their cuisine. And by cuisine, I mean crepes. My love of crepes with caramel and strawberries rivals DMX’s love of handcuffs.) Damn, I got the attention span of a goldfish! Anyway, WELCOME TO THE NEW & IMPROVED Luvvie’s Random Rants, [...]
Luvvie’s ’08 Highlights
2008 was a good year. I pray that 2009 is just as prosperous! I’ve had this blog since August 2006, and posted sporadically. Up until the middle of this year, I only had about 10 posts on here. I’m not sure what spurred it but I got my itch to write again in July, and [...]
Luvvie’s Upgrade
Hey folks! Check out your address bar. See something new??? YUP! To end 2008, Luvvie’s Random Rants has upgraded from (http://liffy.blogspot.com) to a new URL www.awesomelyluvvie.com. If you’ve linked me on your blog, you don’t have to change your link because it will automatically redirect it. Let’s take a swig of celebration for new things [...]
ePosse Chat
I have nightly gChats with my ePosse (PBG, Alise, & ZeeBaby), and they are always a hoot. This is one of them. Alise: I want mimes and unicorns at my funegroLuvvie: lmaoAlise: mimes are less scary @ me clownsLuvvie: hell naw they not. mimes r creepy as shit.ol’ touching nothing assesPBG: they sure as hell [...]
Shopping Crazy
*Stands Up* “Hi, I’m Luvvie and I’m a shopaholic.”Everyone: “Hi Luvvie!”Yeah I’ve admitted this problem but I’ve been stuck on Step 1 since forever. I have been acting a good fool for the past month, ever since Black Friday. I’ve bought 3 pairs of boots, countless shirts, many pairs of jeans and four silk dresses [...]
Tag, it’s MY turn
I usually don’t post on weekends, but here is a lil fluff for you to enjoy. You know the innanets are boring on weekends. I don’t do these tagged things often. In fact, I mostly shun forwards of all types (ask my friends. They have been sent STERNLY worded emails and pictures of my vigorously [...]
Men Women Should Avoid
I was going through my blog archives, and I realized that there are a couple of good posts from way back when (ya know, before my blog had readers. When tumbleweeds used to sweep through here and challenge each other to duels…). And I found one in particular that I felt was worth reposting. Was [...]
Wood Splinter 1, Luvvie 0
I am currently limping around these parts because I got punked out by a wood splinter last night. I was minding my own business when I took a step and a sharp pain went through my left foot. After my reflex yelled out the loudest “F&VK” ever, I looked at my foot, and there was [...]
Brain Freeze
Seriously, I was going to write an entry today but I stepped outside, and I believe my brain fluid froze. Chicago ain’t SH*T for this weather. How cold is it, you ask? According to weather.com, It is currently 8 degrees, but the wind chill makes it feel like 11 degrees below zero. Yes, ELEVEN DEGREES [...]
IOU a Promise
There are certain things in life that I don’t understand, and I scratch my head everytime I think about them. Like: Why does Mariah Carey dress like a tweenager, and has done so since the ’90s? Chick is forever wearing some belly top and cut off shorts with a side ponytail. Why are R. Kelly [...]
Cold Hooking
Ya know, construction workers are not the only ones whose jobs are directly affected by this weather. There is another group of working folks that we should all be concerned about: Hookers (of the street walking variety. Not call girls, because call girls really do have representation. And they don’t have to walk any streets. [...]
