Category: Random
Fighting Eve
***WARNING ANY XY CHROMOSOMES TO LEAVE NOW*** Ok… I think they’re gone now. Hey ladies. Now that we alone, I just gotta let you know. It’s about to be a girl fight. If I see Eve on the street, I’m fighting her like she stole my bowl of rice. We going at it, full force. [...]
Men Beware
Fellas, I love yall. You make me swoon and all that good stuff. I dig the little things you do. The big things make me grin. But I must warn ya. Don’t return to this blog till Monday because the next 2 days will have topics that will make men squirm and say “EEEEEEWWWWWW!! Cooties!!” [...]
World AIDS Day
Today is the 20th anniversary of annual World AIDS Day, to raise awareness of one of the biggest public health threats today. HIV/AIDS is also one of nature’s biggest oxymorons. Sex’s inherent function is to create life, but it now has the potential to destroy it. Let’s just remember that it is 100% preventable. We [...]
Giving Many Thanks
Hehehe Turkey Day is upon us, and I will refrain from being one of them bloggers who laments about the bogus beginnings of this beloved holiday. I will however, take this time to look around and give thanks for the blessings in my life. I am thankful for: Sweater tights – They have kept me [...]
I Hate Winter
I just can’t cope. I’m not sure why it hits me hard every year like its the first time, but I hate cold weather/winter like crackheads love gingivitis!!! I mean really. This ish is ridiculous. Today is like 20 degrees below obscene in Chicago (ok, its 17 degrees, but you get my point). I walked [...]
IGtastic Convo
So, this convo was so IG I had to post it. How I tend to attract the MOST ignant folks is beyond me. Straight foolishness. PBG: i get the funniest ish from kidsNatAl: from the mouths of babesPBG: one of my preschool kids told my old ass hatin ass assistant “I don’t like your face”. [...]
City Pigeons are Hood
I don’t know whether it is just Chicago ones, but city pigeons are hood as hell. Coming to work today, I encountered at least 5 tough ass pigeons who I was about to defer to. When did it become that you actually have to say “excuse me” to some little rodent birds because they stay [...]
Overgrown Toddler
Part of my life’s mission is complete, folks. I have found a pair of adult footie pajamas. You don’t understand how much joy this brought me. It’s red with polka dots (even MORE awesome), and I cannot wait to get it. I ordered it last night and I shall count down the days till I [...]
Sleeping Fool
This weekend pretty much tuckered me out. I kicked it so hard and suffered for it the next day. Shoot, I was still sleepy when I went to work today. And when I’m sleepy, i’m no good. My cat eyes already look like slits. When I’m sleepy (or drunk), they look closed. *Sigh* I hope [...]
Blame the Kamikaze shots
This weekend ROCKED. I went to the Black Alumni reunion at my alma mater, and acted like I was a college student again. 5 kamikaze shots and 2 mixed drinks makes a SPIRITED Luvvie. I can’t hang like I used to. That is what is to blame for my lack of post. I will return [...]
Celebrate GOOD TIMES for Obama!
I was on YBF.com a couple of days ago, and she put a list up of ways for Black folks to celebrate if Obama wins to keep folks from getting nervous, at least for the first few days. I already broke ALL them rules and it has only been an hour and a half. 1. [...]
Apu’s Hotline
“Aw man I’m calling my target card hotline and clearly they outsourced everything cause this dude got a DEEP accent. You can hear camels and shat in the background. Sandstorms and genies and shat lmao.” – Kindred In all her IG, Kindred is so right and this it truly a gear grinder of mine. When [...]
