Category: Random
Cold Humpday
It’s colder than Cruella Deville’s heart in Chicago. Will be back on Friday though with an actual post.
Scary Ish
I’m a thug in so many ways (sharrap all of you!). But I will admit that there are certain things that rattle me a bit. Fine, there are MANY things in life that scare me. These include: The threat of a worldwide rice shortage (What will I eat, Lawd?? I’d just fade away) The dark [...]
My Blackberry is Crack
Everyone who knows me is aware of the fact that I’m a geek addicted to all things web, web 2.0 and social media. I’m currently being paid to be a web geek (I LOVE MY GIG), so all aspects of my life call for me to be in front of a screen for at least [...]
No Booty for a Reason
Guess who’s bizzack?? Didja miss me? You didn’t??? HMPH!! :-p Ya know, I am a firm believer that the GOOD Lawd knew what He was doing when He gave people certain assets. For me, it was an overdose of Ig. Like for real, the day he was giving out sense, I missed the line because [...]
You Know What Grinds My Gears?
“You know what really grinds my gears? Nobody’s come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years. I mean, okay, ah, umm. Priest and a rabbi go, go onto the supermarket, and, uh, the priest wants to buy a ham. And the rabbi says, “Ah, I can’t eat it. It’s [...]
Chicago Sports Needs Bailout
I am not a huge sports fan, and will jump on the success bandwagon whenever a team I remotely care about is winning a lot (yes, I admit that I am a bandwagon fan. I keep one foot hanging off the wagon in case I see you losing, then I hop off quickly). However, even [...]
Sluggish Fridays
Yeah so I could not get a post together in time for today (yeah I know the day is not over, but Fridays make me feel sluggish). Will be back on Monday with my FAVORITE 7 blogs.
Nigeria is 48! You Know You’re Nigerian If…
To take a detour from my regularly scheduled blogging, I’d like to wish Nigeria a HAPPY 48th INDEPENDENCE DAY!!! We will party o!! We need Bailey’s Irish Cream, Guinness (Stout), Jollof Rice, Fufu & Stew, and Maltina. **You know you’re NIGERIAN IF** ———————————— *The only reason you dance at Nigerian parties is to get “sprayed” [...]
Hot Breaths are not Hot
Ya know… going out in the city can be problematic (especially if you’re a STONE COLD FOX like I am. hehe). Guys never understand that any girl they are trying to talk to has seen that approach at LEAST as many times as Lil Kim has gotten her stomach pumped of that “natural protein”. Newsflash: [...]
WaMu got HOSED!
You know I never do 2 posts in a day, but I had to post. My bank WaMu just got acquired by JP Morgan Chase (who I’m convinced is in a plot with Google and Starbucks to take over the world). We’re engaging in rap battles over at VSB, so I wrote a little rap [...]
GChatting is Great for Procrastination
I love Ph.D Comics. That cartoon is what I feel about Fridays. The weekend cusp and the emergence of extreme procrastination. Yes, I will write a real post on Monday. In the meantime, enjoy these convos between me and my friends. _______________________________ Luvvie: I don’t know how u kids do it nowadays. Old folks like [...]
Things Grown People Should NOT Wear
Now on to the final segment of the series. Things GROWN People should not wear **Grills. The South is the main reason I actually have to list this. I believe that grills are synonymous with the Yuckmouth Syndrome. This refers to my expectations that if you are rocking grills, then your oral hygiene is probably [...]
Things Grown Women Should NOT Wear
Ok so I lied. I didn’t return on Friday. But I AM back now! (in my head, there is currently a crowd cheering my return). I’m glad I don’t have the telltale sign of a roadtrip. You know, the beetlejuice striped arms. So to continue the series that started with “Things GROWN men should not [...]
