Pole Dancing for Jesus. I Have Seen It All
A couple of weeks ago, when I talked bout how someone needs to come get Juanita Bynum and her keyboard Holy Ghost stomping, one of my commenters (named Jazz) asked if I had heard of the gospel pole dancer. I had not, so I asked her to drop a link …
Guess Who’s Coming to Patti’s Dinner? I Am Slayed
This video. Just watch it. I AM HOLLERING!!! Patti LaBelle, Aretha Franklin, Maya Angelou, Whitney Houston, Diana Ross, Mariah Carey, Chaka Khan, Beyonce, Rihanna, Ton Braxton. They need to end up in the same room like this. I’d pay to see it. lol Gems such as this are the reason …
This McDonald’s Ad Parody is Hilarity!
Ok so y’all know how McDonald’s always has Black folks shucking and jiving in their commercials? Yeah… you know. Like the only way they know how to market to us colored folks is to include someone singing while eating one of their kill you slowly foods. Because you know we …
Charlette got Kang Jesus. At the Apple Store
I asked my Facebook fan page family to give me stuff to roast and they NEVER EVER disappoint. Their cup runneth over with ratchetness. ALL. THE. TIME. So I was linked to this video. And I almost fell out. What is wrong with this? Lemme count the ways! First of …
I Love Awkward Black Girl
I can dance. I like my job (well, I work for myself so I BETTER!). And I don’t have an unrequited crush (unless you want to count my love for Idris Elba. I LOVE HE SO!). However, I still think I’m an awkward black girl (with skinny girl problems). I …
The Public Proposal That Failed
Marriage proposals can be awesome. But some can be downright foolish, and lack real thought. Or just show lack of good judgment. Someone sent me this video, of a dude proposing to his girl on the stage of a PACKED nightclub. Anddddd she said NAWL! Watch below: WELP!!! That kinda …
No More “Rolling in the Deep” Covers!
Now y’all KNOW my love of Adele. It was well-documented in the post I wrote a coupla weeks ago titled “Why I LOVE Adele.” Apparently, I ain’t the only one who thoroughly enjoys that plump Brit with a voice touched the the Lord! 98 comments and counting! One of my …
Ted Williams and His Golden Voice: Thug Murker of the Week
As you all know, I’m a thug. I make babies cry by mean mugging them. I punch teddy bears just because. However, there are certain things that grab my attention and render my thug obsolete. Some stuff makes my thug pick up its’ luggage and go on vacation. These are …
Antoine Dodson’s Chimney Intruder Is Just… iCan’t.
Remember Antoine Dodson? Yeah I had Dodson Fever when that whole foolery first came out. And I may or may not have had the Bed Intruder song as my ringtone for a hot, quick second. Antywho, I’ve been kinda off the Dodson wagon though, after I saw how he’s allowing …
Damp Sweater, Dry Heart: Mario Winans Doesn’t Wanna Know
The mid 90s were a boon to emotional, vulnerable ass ninjas who loved to croon mediocre R&B ballads. But only one emo dude earns the title for Douchiest. Video. Ever. Behold, Mario Winans’ “I Don’t Wanna Know” with real-time commentary from me and Kindred. Luvvie: as he serenades himself with …