Canta Melon baby
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Whose Demon Canta Melon Baby Is This?

Sometimes, people get really creative at baby showers. Apparently, the toilet tissue game isn’t innovative enough anymore and the food needs to make a statement. I came upon the picture below, of one of the snacks from someone’s shower and I jumped back and almost threw holy water on my …

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Guy Weave
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Whose Brother is Rocking this Impressive Scalp Weave?

We are a gifted people, I tell ya. We make something out of nothing and make hair out of scalp. Weaves aren’t just for women, ladies and gents. We’re bringing equality into the hairhat industry now, by providing these services of insta-hair to the fellas too. I came across this …

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Baby hair righteous
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Whose Model is this with the Extreme Baby Hair?

I never thought I could find baby hair so extreme and righteous that it’d trump Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas’ decades-long affair with forehead coiffure calligraphy. Who knew that someone could come through and swiftly out-babyhair the Royal Queen of Baby Hair? And it was done by a melanin-deficient brethren who ripped …

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Obama Heels
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Whose Aunty’s Obama Heels Are These?

My boy Darell J. hunt is forever blessing me with his sayings, and sometimes, he blesses me with a picture that keeps on giving. He uploaded a picture of someone’s Obama heel and I got my life. Because like he says, you cannot outdo Black people. Chile, your aunty put on …

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Struggle feets aunty
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Whose Aunty is This With the Struggle Feet in White Kitten Heels?

Chile, sometimes we step out the house looking like whodunnit and why. This is why we need friends who can set us straight sometimes. The friends who will say “Where are you going looking like you look? I will not allow it because you will not embarrass me.” Well, someone’s …

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Shiny Suit Man
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Whose Uncle is This, Shining Bright Like a Diamond?

I love African people because our prayers be on a different level. You just cannot out-pray an African. We use all types of metaphors and what nots. My year was MADE when I saw this tweet because the shiny suit was everything I needed in my life! Whew! He is …

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Bocs Bald Locs 2
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Whose Bocs (Bald Locs) Are These?

I promise that people step out the house talmbout how casket sharp they are and they walk out with this homie’s hairstyle. I DIE. This is like a mullet of different species. It’s as if the mullet said “I need to upgrade for the 2014” and this is what it …

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Regrets Tattoo
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Whose Regretful Tattoo Is This?

People are idiots far too often. The person whose tattoo is below is a dummy. Not because they cannot spell, but because they didn’t think to double-check the spelling of their tattoo KNOWING they’re correct spelling-deficient. “NO REGERTS.” Oh ok, sir. Between the tattoo artist who put this ink on …

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Love Pocket Couch
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Whose Love Pocket Love Seat is This?

Sometimes, furniture can be really interesting, and I’m not just talmbout the IKEA bookcase named Billy (we all had it at one point, didn’t we? Until we moved for the first time and it crumbled into jagged little pieces when you tried to pick it up. I guess we shouldn’t …

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Crystal Metheny
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Whose Wayward Sister Is This And Why Did Her Parents Name Her This?

Y’all already know how I feel about the names we all have. I believe they set the tone for our lives and they can predict what path we go down (see my post on “Yoruba Names“). In the case of the lady below, you must agree that her name set …

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