Church Scoot gif
Whose is this?

Whose Uncle is Showing Out in Church Like This?

My girl Britni Danielle shared this on her Facebook and she captioned it with “Wait. Was he listening to ‘You Make Me Wanna’ while he caught the spirit of Usher?” And I howled to the blue corned moon like a wolf. I cannot. Watch and see the foolery (give the …

READ MORE →
Reverend Threat
My LifeWhose is this?

Whose Reverend is this Threatening Me in the Name of Jesus?

It is that time of the year again: when people use Martin Luther King Jr.’s image inappropriately for club flyers. MLK ain’t march to be the image of “Freaky Fridays” at the local disco. STAHP IT EVERYONE! I already wrote about this last year but more flyers have emerged for …

READ MORE →
burnt turkey
Whose is this?

Happy Thanksgiving! Whose Abomination Turkey is This?

I’m thankful for so much. A transformative year with showers of blessings, awesome friends and family and living and working with passion. I am also thankful for the Cookingforbae for showing me your struggle plates as well as my crappy T-mobile service for delaying the mass “Happy Thanksgiving” texts from …

READ MORE →
Tragic toes
FashionWhose is this?

Whose Tragic Toes are on This Runway?

Sometimes, you gotta know that certain shoes are not for you. OR to size up if you’re hellbent on rocking them. There’s pics of Julianne Moore and Anna Wintour being out here bogus and wearing shoes that their toes are crying to be released from. But the worst I’ve seen …

READ MORE →
Wise baby
Whose is this?

Whose Wise Baby is This? (And Foolery From My Readers)

I think babies are cute by default because they’re so little and small things lean towards cute. And some babies are born cute AND looking like they’ve been here before. You’ve seen those mini humans. They just look like they hold a wisdom of the years and these are the …

READ MORE →
Black Incredible Hulk
Whose is this?

Whose Mighty Mouse Swag Brother is This? Featuring Roast From My Readers

Yesterday, I was perusing Tumblr when I came across the picture of a strapping young lad, captured by someone on public transportation. I posted the picture on my Awesomely Luvvie Facebook page and the comments my readers replied with were better than anything I could come up with. I laughed …

READ MORE →
Mullet man
Whose is this?

Whose Brother Was Rocking This Supreme Mullet?

The mullet is the hairstyle that will never quit. No matter how much we ridicule it. It’s come in different variations over the years too. With a front that has a bob or fingerwaves or braids. THE MULLET WON’T DIE AND I WONDER WHY! HA! That rhymed. But getchu a …

READ MORE →
Eye Hair
Whose is this?

Whose Creepy Hairdo is This?

Sometimes, you’re bored with having normal hair and you want something different. I get it. Wraps aren’t exciting anymore. And you want to stand out of the crowd. Well, sometimes, you need to have a seat and figure out other ways to stand out besides scaring the bejeesus outta folks …

READ MORE →
Skinniest Jeans
Whose is this?

Whose Hipster Cousin is in These Super Tight Jeggings?

I love skinny jeans and jeggings just as much as the next person; when they fit well, they leave your yansh SITTING! For women, when skinny jeans don’t fit or are too tight, we end up looking like toothpaste tubes being squozed out (yes, squozed). I’ma throw jeggings in this …

READ MORE →
Unicorn Tupac
Whose is this?

Whose Unicorn Tupac Tattoo is This?

Sometimes, people wanna get inked up and they cannot decide what to get. So they figure why not get five tattoos in one? That had to be what the person with the tat below did. O_________________________________________________o So… unicorn Tupac is busting out of this person’s arm, serving “you see me” …

READ MORE →