Sword toenails
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Whose Swordfish Toenails are These?

People can be utterly ridiculous sometimes. I came across this picture and I just had to say “Why?” and blame it on human nature. Because seriously. It makes no sense. These are weapons of mass destruction and haters of shoes. The wonderful people of my Awesomely Luvvie Facebook page family …

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Crochet shorts
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Whose Ombre Crochet Shorts Are These? Also: Why?

Sometimes I be minding my own business when I come across reasons to facepalm. Just look at the picture below and shake your head with me. Or maybe some of you wanna getchu a piece. I don’t know your life. A pair of ombre crochet hot shorts for (what appears …

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Snake man
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Whose Wayward Brother is This on Vine? Oh Yeah: Riff Raff

Sometimes, loitering on Twitter outside of my mentions gets me in trouble. Today was one of those times because I came across the Vine video below and I almost fell out my chair. I am frightened. What is this and why is this? Who what when? I have questions and …

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Unibraid
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Whose Uncle’s Unibraid is This?

Sometimes, you gotta stand up and claim your kin even in the face of foolery. Like Coolio, who refuses to let go of his struggle braids, despite the fact that his head looks like the red sea parted. Last year, I stumbled upon the gift below. Someone’s uncle was walking …

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Church Scoot gif
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Whose Uncle is Showing Out in Church Like This?

My girl Britni Danielle shared this on her Facebook and she captioned it with “Wait. Was he listening to ‘You Make Me Wanna’ while he caught the spirit of Usher?” And I howled to the blue corned moon like a wolf. I cannot. Watch and see the foolery (give the …

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Reverend Threat
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Whose Reverend is this Threatening Me in the Name of Jesus?

It is that time of the year again: when people use Martin Luther King Jr.’s image inappropriately for club flyers. MLK ain’t march to be the image of “Freaky Fridays” at the local disco. STAHP IT EVERYONE! I already wrote about this last year but more flyers have emerged for …

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burnt turkey
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Happy Thanksgiving! Whose Abomination Turkey is This?

I’m thankful for so much. A transformative year with showers of blessings, awesome friends and family and living and working with passion. I am also thankful for the Cookingforbae for showing me your struggle plates as well as my crappy T-mobile service for delaying the mass “Happy Thanksgiving” texts from …

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Tragic toes
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Whose Tragic Toes are on This Runway?

Sometimes, you gotta know that certain shoes are not for you. OR to size up if you’re hellbent on rocking them. There’s pics of Julianne Moore and Anna Wintour being out here bogus and wearing shoes that their toes are crying to be released from. But the worst I’ve seen …

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Wise baby
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Whose Wise Baby is This? (And Foolery From My Readers)

I think babies are cute by default because they’re so little and small things lean towards cute. And some babies are born cute AND looking like they’ve been here before. You’ve seen those mini humans. They just look like they hold a wisdom of the years and these are the …

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Black Incredible Hulk
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Whose Mighty Mouse Swag Brother is This? Featuring Roast From My Readers

Yesterday, I was perusing Tumblr when I came across the picture of a strapping young lad, captured by someone on public transportation. I posted the picture on my Awesomely Luvvie Facebook page and the comments my readers replied with were better than anything I could come up with. I laughed …

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