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The iPad That Was Actually a Mirror: Story of Fail
There are times when I wonder how some people don’t fall more just from their sheer stupidity. This is one of those times. CNET said a woman named Jalonta Freeman was at a gas station in Arlington, Texas, when a dude drove up to her and said he was selling an iPad for $200. A [...]
All Roads Lead to the League of Goons! Scandal Episode 205 Recap
It’s been two weeks since the last episode of Scandal, so you know I was scratching my neck like a crackhead who needed a hit. I was SO READY for it. Now, I don’t even have the words to articulate how this episode of Scandal had me losing my mind. And I cannot deal with [...]
No Country for Jermaine Jackson’s Name Change
The Jackson family haven’t been in the headlines too much lately. Not like their usual anyway. But every time I say that, I speak too soon. According to TMZ, Jermaine Jackson has decided that he wants to change his last name to “Jacksun.” If the Chocolate TinMan don’t ease his raggelly ass down the yellow [...]
10 Awesomely Hilarious Election Night Gifs. You’re Welcome!
One of the best things that come out of any major event are the memes and the gifs that sprout up all over the web afterwards. I mean it. The internet excels and unites about few things and those are usually things of foolery. The re-election of President Barack Obama churned out so much awesomeness [...]
Election Day Was Nerve-Wracking But We Got Victory! TWO TERMS!
My goodness. It’s been a LONG election season and I am beyond elated that President Barack Obama said “this seat is taken” and America said “IT SURE IS!” The road there was clearly a long one, and election day itself felt like 72 hours. IT WAS TORTUROUS! My nerves were sooo bad that I quarantined [...]
If You Vote for Mitt Romney, We Don’t Go Together
So this election season has really worn me out. It’s been so charged. As someone who isn’t THAT much into politics, I had to perk up and pay attention because this is so important. I’m a fan of President Barack Obama. For reasons. One of this is that he’s FAHN. But even beyond that, I’m [...]
Real Housewives of Atlanta is Back And Of Course I Watched!
Last night was the premiere of the newest season of Real Housewives of Atlanta and I was READY for it! I didn’t realize how much I’ve missed the antics of Kandi Burress, Phaedra Parks, Kim Zolciak, Cynthia Bailey and Nene Leakes. Sheree Whitfield got the boot after last season, and I truly hope she’s occupying [...]
Message From the Greatest Generation: Best Political Ad EVER
There’s a passion in this election season that’s different from the last. I think it’s partly because of how the Republican party has been showing OUT this time around. They aren’t even trying to act like they’re not a party of racist jackasses who are desperate to get THAT BLACK GUY out of the White [...]
My President is Sassy Dinnamug
By now, you’ve probably seen this picture of President Barack Obama floating across the interwebs. And if you’re like me, then it probably gives you tea for your fever! Seriously. How awesome is this picture??? He looks like he’s telling whoever is on the phone “Chile, I READ Mittens for filth.” And I’m here for [...]
Rihanna is Charging $250 for a CD. FAH WUT?
Rihanna went as weed for Halloween and I thought that was per her usual “Doing the Most” that we’ve come to expect, tolerate but not love from her. She’s hellbent on letting us know that she’s a rebel. She will grab our faces, wear the t-shirt, color her hair aubergine and tattoo it on herself [...]
This is What I Call Deep-Fried Heart Attack
It’s no secret that America’s fat. The country survives on a diet of sugar with a side of carbs and dessert of deep fried butter (I’m looking at you, Paula Deen). And chicken. That part is important. We musn’t forget about chicken. Now, this slow death brought to us by our food is something most [...]
Halloween Costumes Fail Too Often
It’s Halloween and I’m one of those who doesn’t really DO Halloween. This isn’t because of religious reasons or political stuff or the others. I don’t stand on a soapbox or anything. I just don’t give a damb about putting on costumes. That’s it. That is all. But I know some folks love it and [...]
Dear Diary, It’s Been 30 Days of Writing…
On October 1, I decided to join my gal Nicole Blades in the 30 Day Writing Challenge but I figured I’d quit by October 10. It’s October 31 and I’ve blogged everyday for 30 days straight, something I’ve never done before. EVER! In my 9 years of blogging, I’ve never posted for 30 days straight. [...]
