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I Watched Honey Boo Boo on TLC and It’s Awesomely Ratchet.
I was peer pressured into watching TLC’s newest show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo featuring standout girl Alana from Toddlers and Tiaras and her family. And let me tell you I AM GLAD I WATCHED! Let me tell you about Honey Boo Boo. She’s 5 years old and a non-winning pageant queen. As in she’s [...]
Love and Hip Hop ATL Cartoon Spoof SLAYED Me
It’s been going around the web so you might have seen it by now, but there’s a cartoon spoof of Love and Hip Hop ATL that has murked and slayed me completely! I saw it on RollingOut.com and laughed so hard I hiccuped. Ok watch it below and realize that is NSFW so use headphones [...]
Why Am I Here for Joseline Now? My Love and Hip Hop ATL Recap
LAWD, Love and Hip Hop ATL somehow ups its’ ratchetness quotient EVERY week. That takes skill from a show whose first three episodes included abortions and beatings. Anywho, last night’s ep gave me what I needed. Why is Mimi always talking tough to Stevie but her actions never back it up? While on a “family [...]
Dear Everyone Hating on Gabby Douglas’ Hair, Have A Seat.
Three weeks ago, I didn’t know who Gabrielle Douglas was. I had never heard of the 4 foot 11 inches 16-year-old from Virginia with an infectious smile and a love for the Lord. Now, I know and love Gabby, as if she was a little sister or cousin. I root for that girl’s success and [...]
Sh*t One White Girl Said to Luvvie, Chescaleigh, Nicole and Tina at BlogHer
This weekend, I was standing in a circle at BlogHer 2012 with Chescaleigh, Nicole Blades and Tina Shoulders and we were just shooting the breeze talmbout random things. Then a woman joins us and goes “carry on with your conversation.” She happened to be white and we said hi’s and introduced ourselves. She was holding [...]
I’m Speaking at BlogHer with Issa Rae, Chescaleigh and Dr. Goddess!
This week, I’m headed to New York City to speak at BlogHer 2012, and I’m super excited! This is my second time and I’m just as geeked as I was 2 years ago. In 2010, I moderated the “Humor Writing Lab” with Lizz Winstead (co-creator of the Daily Show) and Jessica Bern. I GOT MY [...]
Come for Mother Oprah on Twitter and You Might Get Embarrassed
People do try to come for the wigs of celebrities on a daily basis and usually they walk away pretty unscathed. Twitter is the perfect place where this happens, and I wrote about this in my Stages of Twitter Celebrity Roast and Wig Snatch post. Someone fixed their mouth to come at the Queen of [...]
Turn All the Lights of Heaven On for Sherman Hemsley
When I tell you that 2012 has NO chill, please believe me. My goodness! This year just won’t stop taking our icons. This is one streak I’d like to end because every day when another celebrity from the days of yore is said to be dead, my childhood light dims just that much. QUIT IT [...]
YouTube is the Devil. This Video is Proof
Someone sent me a link to this video below. And I watched it for 3 minutes before quitting. Because I TRULY had many “WHAT THE DEUCE??” moments. And it made me want to call my internet provider and cuss them out for allowing me to have wifi and the signal needed to view this. Umm… [...]
I’m in the City of Angels Making My Dreams Come True
Hey folks! I’ll be MIA from blogging this next week. I’m in Los Angeles working on a project I can’t talk much about yet. But it’s a dream come true and I’m blessed to have the opportunity. And it’s all because of my blog and my writing and my love of foolery. Anywho, I’ll be [...]
Breaking Bad Season 5 Premiere Took NO Prisoners (No Spoilers)
One of the shows I just started watching in the past couple of months is AMC’s Breaking Bad because Afrobella told me it was awesome. So I went to Netflix, where they got seasons 1-4. I watched ALL the episodes in like 2 months, and I GOT MY LIFE. And the last episode of Season 4? [...]
Facebook Giveaway TAHM!!!
Some folks be all “my Facebook fan page is dead. It’s so boring.” Iunno about them but MY Facebook page be popping ALLATAHM. My folks over there are like an eParty where the wine is endless and the food ain’t burnt. And there’s a neverending line of Electric Slide. LOVE MY FACEBOOK FAM! I don’t [...]
Viacom and DirecTV Beef and Shade Each Other on Twitter
The other day, I wrote “5 Things I’m Not Here For” and one of those is the beef that Viacom and DirecTV are having. DirecTV dropped all of Viacom’s channels before midnight on Monday, because they haven’t renegotiated their contract. Apparently, the two companies can’t agree on terms so DirecTV yanked all 26 Viacom channels, [...]
