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Whatchu Got On, Foxy Brown?
I was minding my own business when someone sent me this pic and I just wanted to fight somebody. But I don’t understand. What is Foxy Brown’s #alphet about and what made her go on stage looking like this? Upon viewing this picture, I asked Jesus to take the wheel and He said “NAWL, my [...]
Chad and Evelyn are Having the Worst Week Ever And Here’s Why
This madness with Chad “OchoCinco” Johnson and Evelyn Lozada left me a bit speechless for some days (on that matter, anyway. You know I was running my mouth about other things). But I couldn’t figure out what to say about these two when word of their drama leaked and spilled everywhere. Now, I sorta know [...]
Last Night’s Love and Hip Hop ATL Was 50 Shades of Ratchet
This episode of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta kicks off where it left off last week, in the therapists’ office, while Joseline was putting them paws on Stevie. Why did it take 5 men to pull Joseline off Stevie? And sharrap to everyone who just said “Because she’s a man.” LOL you ain’t right (nor [...]
I Had a Blast at BlogHer 2012!
I attended my 3rd BlogHer conference a week and a half ago, and it was my 2nd BlogHer where I was a speaker. I was only able to go for 2 days, instead of 3 but I had a GRAND time while there. Lemme tells ya. That conference is truly epic. The people there are [...]
700 Posts and 6 Years Later: It’s My Blogversary!
I’m a TERRIBLE house blog mother because yesterday was an important anniversary and I forgot it. But now I am here and I must pay amish… to MYSELF. I’m a Capricorn and my blog is a Leo. I’ve been blogging for 9 years, but six years ago on August 8, 2006, I put up my [...]
I Watched Honey Boo Boo on TLC and It’s Awesomely Ratchet.
I was peer pressured into watching TLC’s newest show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo featuring standout girl Alana from Toddlers and Tiaras and her family. And let me tell you I AM GLAD I WATCHED! Let me tell you about Honey Boo Boo. She’s 5 years old and a non-winning pageant queen. As in she’s [...]
Love and Hip Hop ATL Cartoon Spoof SLAYED Me
It’s been going around the web so you might have seen it by now, but there’s a cartoon spoof of Love and Hip Hop ATL that has murked and slayed me completely! I saw it on RollingOut.com and laughed so hard I hiccuped. Ok watch it below and realize that is NSFW so use headphones [...]
Why Am I Here for Joseline Now? My Love and Hip Hop ATL Recap
LAWD, Love and Hip Hop ATL somehow ups its’ ratchetness quotient EVERY week. That takes skill from a show whose first three episodes included abortions and beatings. Anywho, last night’s ep gave me what I needed. Why is Mimi always talking tough to Stevie but her actions never back it up? While on a “family [...]
Dear Everyone Hating on Gabby Douglas’ Hair, Have A Seat.
Three weeks ago, I didn’t know who Gabrielle Douglas was. I had never heard of the 4 foot 11 inches 16-year-old from Virginia with an infectious smile and a love for the Lord. Now, I know and love Gabby, as if she was a little sister or cousin. I root for that girl’s success and [...]
Sh*t One White Girl Said to Luvvie, Chescaleigh, Nicole and Tina at BlogHer
This weekend, I was standing in a circle at BlogHer 2012 with Chescaleigh, Nicole Blades and Tina Shoulders and we were just shooting the breeze talmbout random things. Then a woman joins us and goes “carry on with your conversation.” She happened to be white and we said hi’s and introduced ourselves. She was holding [...]
I’m Speaking at BlogHer with Issa Rae, Chescaleigh and Dr. Goddess!
This week, I’m headed to New York City to speak at BlogHer 2012, and I’m super excited! This is my second time and I’m just as geeked as I was 2 years ago. In 2010, I moderated the “Humor Writing Lab” with Lizz Winstead (co-creator of the Daily Show) and Jessica Bern. I GOT MY [...]
Come for Mother Oprah on Twitter and You Might Get Embarrassed
People do try to come for the wigs of celebrities on a daily basis and usually they walk away pretty unscathed. Twitter is the perfect place where this happens, and I wrote about this in my Stages of Twitter Celebrity Roast and Wig Snatch post. Someone fixed their mouth to come at the Queen of [...]
Turn All the Lights of Heaven On for Sherman Hemsley
When I tell you that 2012 has NO chill, please believe me. My goodness! This year just won’t stop taking our icons. This is one streak I’d like to end because every day when another celebrity from the days of yore is said to be dead, my childhood light dims just that much. QUIT IT [...]
