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BET Still Owes Us an Apology for Cita’s World

[ 50 ] April 7, 2013 |
BET Still Owes Us an Apology for Cita’s World

In September 1999, BET introduced us all to Cita’s World, a TV show hosted by a computer-generated character named Cita. Cita wore cropped tops, a miniskirt and her hair was gelled down with a part. LAIDT like lowered expectations. On complete virtual reality hoodrat status. She was basically a walking stereotype, talking real loud, smacking […]

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Olivia, You in Danger, Girl! Scandal Episode 218 Recap

[ 166 ] April 5, 2013 |
Olivia, You in Danger, Girl! Scandal Episode 218 Recap

Yo. YOOOOOOOO! This episode of Scandal slayed me in a way that nothing of fiction has ever slayed me before. Not even when Mufasa died on Lion King was I this unable to deal. It rendered me so helpless that I couldn’t e’em write this recap last night. No one show should have ALL this […]

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Kid President Meets the Real President. I’m Verklempt.

[ 25 ] April 4, 2013 |
Kid President Meets the Real President. I’m Verklempt.

Kid President is a 9-year old boy named Robbie Novak who manages to have more compassion and optimism in his little body than most of us can muster up. And he’s inspiring and adorable and just awesome. I was introduced to him through this pep talk he gave us all, telling us to wake up […]

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Bill Gates Isn’t Giving You Money for Sharing A Facebook Picture

[ 17 ] April 3, 2013 |
Bill Gates Isn’t Giving You Money for Sharing A Facebook Picture

There’s a picture that has been shared into my Facebook newsfeeds and each time I see it, I *facepalm* and wonder where common sense went. It clearly took a vacation and said “I’m on a break” from society at large. This OBVIOUSLY photoshopped picture of Bill Gates holding up a sign promising everyone $5,000 if […]

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Who Rocked the Jheri Curl Best: Bradley Cooper or Justin Timberlake?

[ 16 ] April 3, 2013 |
Who Rocked the Jheri Curl Best: Bradley Cooper or Justin Timberlake?

I am amused because pictures have been circulating with Bradley Cooper on some movie set spotting some pink rollers like Miss Pearl from 227. I don’t care how hot or cool you are. If you need to be humbled, put some spongy rollers in your coif and it’s InstaLame. And I must say that I […]

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The Luvvie Glossary of Random Stuff I Say!

[ 75 ] April 2, 2013 |
The Luvvie Glossary of Random Stuff I Say!

I have developed my own lingo because I’m random and lazy so I’ve found certain ways to express my emotions that are sometimes shorter than what folks are used to. I forget sometimes that I’m almost speaking my own language so when I write and talk like this and folks look at me funny, I’m […]

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Nene Reads Kenya and Bravo Shades Porsha on RHOA’s Season Finale

[ 32 ] April 1, 2013 |
Nene Reads Kenya and Bravo Shades Porsha on RHOA’s Season Finale

Last night was the Real Housewives of Atlanta season finale and I watched the first 10 minutes and the last 10. I only watched enough to see Tommy from “Martin” working with Kenya, thus confirming that he STILL ain’t got no job. The more things change… Phaedra is trying to get into the stun gun […]

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We Don’t Believe You. You Need More People on April Fools Day

[ 15 ] April 1, 2013 |
We Don’t Believe You. You Need More People on April Fools Day

Today is April 1 and I must say that I’m not a fan of the day. People take it upon themselves to let their inner FOOLS come out and call it “pranking.” iSweahfoLAWD some people play too gahtdamb much on April Fool’s. Some pranks ain’t even funny. They’re just evil. All those who commemorate the […]

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Should Folks Lighten Up About India Arie’s Cocoa Butter?

[ 26 ] March 31, 2013 |
Should Folks Lighten Up About India Arie’s Cocoa Butter?

I’m a fan of India Arie’s music and her songs are all in my iPod. I own her first 3 CDs and I couldn’t tell you a favorite song if you begged me. SO MANY! But y’all know I love overly sappy and uplifting music. I’m a jerk with a heart like that. Yes, she sings […]

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There’s a Snake in the Garden: Scandal Episode 217 Recap

[ 78 ] March 29, 2013 |
There’s a Snake in the Garden: Scandal Episode 217 Recap

The fact that the last episode of Scandal ended without me rolling on carpet shoulda let me know that Shonda was preparing to slay all our feelings this week. I shoulda been ready, but I wasn’t. Let’s just get right into it. Charlie’s on the Job – Cyrus meets Charlie, his favorite private investigator and […]

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Coolio and these Struggle Braids Gotta Let Go and Let Bald

[ 42 ] March 28, 2013 |
Coolio and these Struggle Braids Gotta Let Go and Let Bald

Some folks age gracefully and get better with time, like good wine (not the cheap one that comes in boxes even though some of that is delicious but I heard will give you a hell of a hangover). And then there’s Coolio, who went to someone’s event looking like this: Sir. SIR!!! Why do you […]

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Dear Rick Ross, About Your Slipping Molly Lyrics… No.

[ 53 ] March 26, 2013 |
Dear Rick Ross, About Your Slipping Molly Lyrics… No.

Rick Ross, the rapper with moobs has earned this sternly-worded letter for being a disrespectful misogynistic jackass through his music. Dear Rick Ross, You came out with a song with the following lyrics: “Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even […]

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How Some Bloggers Are Doing It Wrong: A Rant

[ 38 ] March 26, 2013 |
How Some Bloggers Are Doing It Wrong: A Rant

Last night, I was on Twitter and a rant came forth from my spirit about how some bloggers are placing priority and significance on the wrong things, which is why really high quality blogs are hard to come by. Below is the rant that came from it. Please share it if you feel me. [View […]

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