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This Chanel Tattoo is What Failing At Life Looks Like (It Ain’t Diamond’s Afterall)

[ 48 ] December 5, 2012 |
This Chanel Tattoo is What Failing At Life Looks Like (It Ain’t Diamond’s Afterall)

Are we moving backwards as a human race? Very possibly. Everyday I see examples to confirm this and Diamond’s Chanel ass tattoo is some strong proof. First of all, I’d like to say that I don’t e’em know WHO this Diamond chick is. One of my readers sent me the picture below and I had to […]

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DMX’s Rudolph Rap Has Brought Me Christmas Cheer

[ 26 ] December 4, 2012 |
DMX’s Rudolph Rap Has Brought Me Christmas Cheer

I haven’t been in the holiday spirit but I think that changed tonight. When someone sent me a link saying it was DMX singing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, I asked them to take it back. I thought it’d be terrible and I wanted no parts of it. And then I decided to give peace a […]

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Dear Rob Kardashian, You Got the Nerve to Call Rita Ora a Whore

[ 84 ] December 3, 2012 |
Dear Rob Kardashian, You Got the Nerve to Call Rita Ora a Whore

Two people I haven’t paid much attention to are getting some attention today, and I am here to write one of them a sternly-worded letter. Rob Kardashian, the Patron Saint of Ain’t Ever Did Shit went on a Twitter rant against his ex-lady he was seen with Rita Ora, also known as Lighter Rihanna to everyone. […]

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Nene is the Right Kind of Woman to Read: RHOA Episode 5 Recap

[ 32 ] December 3, 2012 |
Nene is the Right Kind of Woman to Read: RHOA Episode 5 Recap

Listen. Nene Leakes is starting to own a special place in my heart for her ability to READ. PEOPLE. FOR. FILTH! There is no shade like Lenethia shade and I am here for it. This episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta (and really, a lot of this season) had Nene one-liners that constantly gave me […]

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This Pic of Jesse Jackson and Marvin Gaye is 5 Types of Awesome

[ 26 ] December 2, 2012 |
This Pic of Jesse Jackson and Marvin Gaye is 5 Types of Awesome

While browsing the Tumblrs, I came across the pic below and squealed in delight. What we have here is Jesse Jackson playing basketball with the late great Marvin Gaye. And I’m living!!! For so many reasons. First of all, we MUST talk about Jesse’s afro. Mr. Jackson’s afro looks so damb legit. Like he found […]

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Defiance Ruined Everything: Scandal Episode 207 Recap

[ 113 ] November 30, 2012 |
Defiance Ruined Everything: Scandal Episode 207 Recap

It’s been two weeks since the last Scandal. This episode was much anticipated, especially after I watched the previews with that foreboding music. Shonda an’ ‘em told us it was gonna be explosive and they were not playing with us. I’m still clutching my chest. Let’s jump into “Defiance” and all the tea that came […]

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Whose Granny is This? She Went to Magic Photo To Slay

[ 53 ] November 29, 2012 |
Whose Granny is This? She Went to Magic Photo To Slay

So. Old people. You know I love them, right? It’s mostly for their lack of damb giving about anything. They do what they want and that’s that. Well, below is an example of one geriatric I can’t get behind ALL the way. Miss. Mademoiselle. Ma’am. What is this? Magic photo just turned tragic. Someone’s granny put […]

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These Girls Didn’t Make the Twerk Team

[ 90 ] November 28, 2012 |
These Girls Didn’t Make the Twerk Team

Twerking is a privilege, not a right. Everyone ain’t able and that is perfectly okay. Those who can twerk do, others need to have a seat when it’s Twerk Time. Like the two girls below. I watched this video and laughed so hard I snorted in real life. Not cute snort but the pig in […]

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Cee-Lo Green is a Walking Christmas Ornament and I Kinda Love It

[ 22 ] November 28, 2012 |
Cee-Lo Green is a Walking Christmas Ornament and I Kinda Love It

I enjoy Cee-Lo Green as much as the next person. The dude is entertaining as hell and his music is like in the clouds. He’s clearly a genius and like most geniuses, he also seems to be missing a couple of screws. Which feeds his art, but it also keeps me amused. Cee-Lo is weird […]

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About This Chris Brown and Jenny Johnson Twitter Beef…

[ 110 ] November 26, 2012 |
About This Chris Brown and Jenny Johnson Twitter Beef…

You just read this headline and you think you already know what I’m gonna say. You may but the only way you’ll know is to READ this. I put this first because people see the name Chris Brown and they’re ready to GO TO TOWN. Yesterday, Chris Brown deleted his Twitter account for the FIDDY-ELEVENTH […]

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RHOA Producers Still Think We Care About Kim Zolciak’s Move: Episode 4 Recap

[ 24 ] November 26, 2012 |
RHOA Producers Still Think We Care About Kim Zolciak’s Move: Episode 4 Recap

I don’t know why but the producers of Real Housewives of Atlanta still think we give a damb about Kim Zolciak’s house problem, which isn’t really a big problem but she’s whining enough to try to convince us that it is. I am unmoved by Kim’s situation (you see what I did there). Wayyy too […]

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I Got 20 Questions About the 2012 Soul Train Awards

[ 28 ] November 26, 2012 |
I Got 20 Questions About the 2012 Soul Train Awards

The Soul Train Music Awards came on and I had no plans on watching it. But my Twitter fam was and I’m impressionable so I watched it. Was it good? It wasn’t bad. But like always, the tweets about the show made it worth watching. It was entertaining, though. I’ll give them that. Anyways, I […]

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Stock Negro Criminal is Too Fine For This Treatment

[ 33 ] November 25, 2012 |
Stock Negro Criminal is Too Fine For This Treatment

Oh America. Every time we think you might be about to win, you start losing again. Remember when Barack Obama got elected president in 2008 and everyone was talmbout how it was a post-racial country? Yeah… that was boolsheet. Unless post-racial means “just as racist but since there’s a Black guy in the White House, […]

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